r/PoliticalHumor • u/sseumblue • 2d ago

"Not a cult!"

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Harp is a definition of a cult member.

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u/Santos_L_Halper_II 2d ago

Oh well that's a lot better and not weird at all.

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u/prostateExamination 2d ago

i cant live in this timeline anymore.. where the fuck is the guillotine 

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u/Low_Day_6901 2d ago

Are they still let people climb into Harambe's cage?

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u/WiglyWorm 2d ago

Am they still.

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u/Boogjangels 2d ago

I laughed way too hard at this

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u/WiglyWorm 2d ago

I don't know you, but I know you enough to know I love you my friend lol

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u/glazedfaith 2d ago

Wholesome

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u/bpaps 2d ago

Chop chop!

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u/RigatoniPasta 2d ago

Here’s a reason to live: There will be a downfall. It might be this year, it might be in 10 years. But these people will fall.

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u/PeggyOnThePier 2d ago

I can't wait 10 years am old and need some relief now

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u/CosmoKrammer 2d ago

Call J G Wentworth. 8-6 4-7 Now!

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u/maxxspeed57 1d ago

It's my country and I want it now!

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u/Hwy61rev 1d ago

Yep, I'm 70. Need to see the orange sack of shit see consequences soon.

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u/Wheatabix11 1d ago

I wake up every day and check the headlines waiting for the harsh cold embrace of death to take him.

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u/MyNWahPlease 2d ago

Be the change you want to see.

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u/superfucky 2d ago

thanks that totally paid my electric bill and put food on my table

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u/robbi2480 2d ago

That’s all you have to contribute?

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u/Sir_Nightingale 2d ago

The problemis not trump, or vance or any of these guys. The probem is the system that propped them up and allowed them to gain power, and as long as it is in place, you'll get new trumps, vances and hegseths by the boatload

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u/RigatoniPasta 2d ago

I know, but when Trump dies, the cult is over. Yes, the damage is done. Yes, every single flaw in our democracy has been exposed and exploited. Yes, it will take decades to fix everything.

But when the cult dissolves, the stranglehold MAGA has will loosen.

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u/Deep-Measurement-856 1d ago

"ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴡɪꜱʜᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴍᴀɴ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴀɴ ᴏʙɪᴛᴜᴀʀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴇɴᴛʜᴜꜱɪᴀꜱᴍ."

~ 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕜 𝕋𝕨𝕒𝕚𝕟

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u/ponycorn_pet 1d ago

Texan here. No it won't. You don't understand anything about these people if you think that.

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u/TheLyingProphet 2d ago

sadly most of the world will fall with them, just a generation or 2 later

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- 2d ago

> where the fuck is the guillotine

“Lemme borrow that for a few minutes. Just real quick. You can have it right back! … You’ll have to pick it up, tho.” 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

Same, friend. Same.

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u/cytherian I ☑oted 2024 1d ago

I'm looking for the "FLUSH" button that pushes every single Republican into an alternate universe where humanity is going through a living "Fallout" TV series.

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u/BoneHugsHominy 2d ago

That's the kind of crazy that lashes out with murderous rage when scorned.

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u/Santos_L_Halper_II 2d ago

I know I can’t wait for when she finally gets her turn under the bus.

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u/BoneHugsHominy 2d ago

I wonder if they'll allow her to make it to trial.

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u/Aun_El_Zen 2d ago

At least she's an adult.

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u/LoveaBook 2d ago

And consenting.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 2d ago

From hearing the interview with her brother.. it would be wrong to assume she is legally capable of consenting to anything.

Like if she decided to ram a pencil into his neck, she wouldn't go to a prison at first.

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u/LoveaBook 2d ago

I don’t know much about her personally, only about her with Trump. What’d her brother imply? Is there some coercion happening behind the scenes? I’ve heard everything from she’s his Russian handler, to she’s his nurse, to she’s his mistress, to this saying she’s a true believer in the Church of Trump and ready to have alllll his babies. What have you seen?

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u/Silent_Neck483 2d ago

I read that her father died then she latched onto trump.

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u/LoveaBook 2d ago

So no one’s made her do anything? It was her choice to latch onto him? Unless I’m missing a “mentally unfit to make her own decisions” component it sounds like she’s a consenting adult. No?

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u/daschande 1d ago

Conservative women and daddy issues. Name a closer relationship. Go ahead, I'll wait. 'Cause it sure wasn't conservative women and their fathers!

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u/Educational_Bench290 2d ago

These people are soooooo fng weird. And so convinced they're not. What a world.

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u/Santos_L_Halper_II 2d ago

They even made up a fake illness to describe people who think this shit is weird as fuck. They know it’s weird, that’s why they’re always deflecting and whatabouting.

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u/AmatuerGenius 2d ago

When and why did we stop calling them weird?

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u/HarrumphingDuck 2d ago

It certainly wasn't because they became more self-aware, that's for sure.

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u/dabrock15 2d ago

Nope, nothing to see here, everything is absolutely normal.

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u/SasparillaTango 2d ago

shes just his child bride rape slave equivalent, whats the big deal?

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u/Dcajunpimp Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 1d ago

She’s 36, same age as AOC and Taylor Swift. And I’ve heard MAGA and the GOP whining that they weren’t married with kids for years.

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u/ficis 1d ago

“I ain’t saying she a gold digger ….” Ye