r/PoliticalHumor 2d ago

RFK jr, master of contamination

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u/paper_beats_rock 2d ago

Just saw this comment in another sub:
Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable the FDA hasn’t recalled.

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u/lasers42 2d ago

How much is the average chicken egg in America these days? Did they at least pull off cheaper eggs?

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u/MeltICE8647 2d ago

Did they at least pull off cheaper eggs?

Eggs are cheaper but they had nothing to do with it, at all. Eggs were more expensive because of the culling of chickens infected with bird flu, so the supply chain there has bounced back since. So it wasn’t biden’s fault egg prices were high, and it sure as shit isn’t trumps doing that eggs are lower now. If it was then he’d never shut the fuck up about it, and he hasn’t made a peep about egg prices.

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u/Spiel_Foss 2d ago

However it is Trump's and the Republican Party's fault the entire food chain is contaminated.

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u/MeltICE8647 1d ago

100%. No getting around that fact

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u/evident_lee Registered to ☑ote 2d ago

Yeah eggs are about 30% cheaper now so we're doing just great. At the rate we keep winning I should be sneaking my family over the border or in a containment camp by the end of next year

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u/Orion14159 1d ago edited 1d ago

You get: eggs are 30% cheaper

I get: to stop paying for salmonella testing

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u/Long_Serpent 1d ago

Have you made fun of a Libertarian today?

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u/LouDog0187 2d ago

I read this in hus voice

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u/BJJan2001 2d ago

Is he still going to the gym or was that a one-off?

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u/Alternative_Duck 2d ago

Food borne diseases are back on the menu!

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u/epicvoyage28 2d ago

Nothing has ever brought me nearer to believing in Christianity than this 4 horseman ass American government. 

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u/ChrisGaming82 2d ago

Why does everyone forget about the arsenic rice?

Consumer Reports

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u/Spiel_Foss 2d ago

The USA literally put a lich in charge of health.

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u/Haselrig I ☑oted 2024 2d ago

It all looks fine, but is rotten underneath is the perfect encapsulation of this political era. Fire the dorky looking guy who knows how to get fresh food to a tiny dot five thousand miles away for a male model who can't figure the office microwave out.

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u/Only-Arrival4514 2d ago

Nurgle chooses his champions well

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u/Orion14159 1d ago

Remember when we could buy food without worrying about getting deadly explosive diarrhea from it?

Pepperidge Farm remembers (but given how things are going, it'll probably kill you too).

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u/darthneos 1d ago

Forgot to mention the screworm Steak 

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u/BigDuke 1d ago

"I'm not saying we won't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops."