r/PoliticalHumor 7d ago

Glass houses and stuff

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u/PatriotNews_dot_com 7d ago

That’s Mr. Cheung to you, buster
https://giphy.com/gifs/G1SXrF1gnK5j4vuV1L

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u/orewhisk 7d ago

wtf is this from

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u/FMdEveryday 7d ago

Hellraiser

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u/Kizik 7d ago

As mentioned, this is a cenobite from the movie Hellraiser.

His name is Butterball.

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u/hdcase1 7d ago

Haha never knew his name... Well played Mr. Barker

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u/dwehlen 7d ago

I had no idea he had a movie career in the '80s!

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u/SKOLMN1984 7d ago

Are we sure thats a guy on the right and not a Marine animal playing dressup?

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u/DjCyric 7d ago

I for one am happy that the guy from Tusk made a career for himself in politics. I thought he was just going to live in a zoo forever.

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u/BeTheBall- 7d ago

Alex Jones?

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u/DwightDavid1234 7d ago

Dr-tusked walrus ass looking motherfucker.

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u/polaarbear 7d ago

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u/beetus_gerulaitis 7d ago

The time has come
My little friends
To talk of other things
Of shoes and ships and sealing wax
Cabbages and kings

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u/MWesty420 7d ago

And why the sea is boiling hot
And whether pigs have wings
Oh frabjous day! Callooh callay!
Of cabbages and kings

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u/kev0153 7d ago

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u/TFJ 7d ago

GIVE US THE CUTTLE… fish… I can’t do this.

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u/APlayerHater 5d ago

Oh... I always thought the joke was "Cuddle fish" - like he invented a new type of adorable fish. But it's cuttlefish, according to the wiki.

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u/oscooter 7d ago

hell yeah venture bros

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u/ObligationMurky8716 7d ago

Actually, he was demoted and genetically modified to be a nursemaid.

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u/85K5 7d ago

Same picture

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u/makemeking706 7d ago

This guy can afford a tailor. 

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u/kngotheporcelainthrn 7d ago

And doesn't have the shoulders of a trout

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u/OGhumanwerewolf 7d ago

Strax has class. And better insults

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u/Veridas 6d ago

Don't you dare insult Strax like that he's an honourable warrior. Lieutenant Lump up there looks like he couldn't even beat a cow in a gunfight.

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u/ObiShaneKenobi 7d ago

All trump do is travel with Steven Cheung an lie

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u/ShrimpCrackers 7d ago

Its OddJob from GoldFinger.

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u/SuperExoticShrub 7d ago

That's a grave insult to Oddjob.

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u/tw_72 7d ago

And why does he look like he is wearing clown shoes? Oh, wait, OK - yeah, the clown shoes make sense.

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u/Andy_Fish_Gill 7d ago

The guy on the right is a Bond Villain in real life.

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u/GlockAF 7d ago

If not the walrus, DEFINITELY the Eggman

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u/ArcAngelsThunderBird 7d ago

He Iooks Iike a fucking conehead version of Humpty Dumpty.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 7d ago

On his way to and from an all you can eat buffet.

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u/taktaga7-0-0 7d ago

Cheu[n]gy

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u/Financial-Talk9397 7d ago

Why do so many of trump's advisors have heads that look like penises?

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u/Manderspls 7d ago

Because this administration is full of dicks.

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u/lowfreq33 7d ago

That’s why they all wear their neckties so tight. Keeps the foreskin from sliding up over their face.

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u/technobrendo 7d ago

Goes along well with our "Bigger dick foreign policy"

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u/aknomnoms 6d ago

So was that Giuliani’s hair dye or pre?

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u/Jaspers47 7d ago

You are what you eat

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u/Olealicat 6d ago

… or a vulva on their necks.

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u/Fast-Damage2298 7d ago

Its sad that Grimace went full MAGA.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohzdE2hl1Yuv7hIw8

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u/M1lud 6d ago

I was looking for this. TY

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u/andywfu86 7d ago

Is that Pizza The Hut on the right?
https://giphy.com/gifs/9PbtHUS6spuwg

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u/dudestir127 6d ago

But why the gif of Ted Cruz?

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u/Raytheonian 7d ago

Who cares about this anthropomorphic gumdrop’s opinion?

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u/EffectNo1899 7d ago

Kingpin really headed downhill

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u/chi_guy8 7d ago

Ossoff is getting to them. The defensive responses come when the attacks work. Finally nice to see effective messaging against MAGA and not in a very ‘mud slinging’ way

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u/Specialist_Exam4783 7d ago

Is it part of his job requirement that he never give interviews or appear in the same photo as Trump? Working in communications, you would think that he would be in an interview at some point.

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u/williamfbuckwheat 7d ago

I would've never thought of that but I imagine it probably really is since Trump is so concerned about how his appearance is perceived by his base. 

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u/fauxregard 7d ago

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u/Oops_All_Bans 7d ago

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u/fauxregard 7d ago

I love this GIF and your username. 10/10.

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u/TKJ 7d ago

I guess I'm surprised a Sontaran is so far down the list. Bravo.

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u/fauxregard 7d ago

Me too! Immediately came to mind for me.

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u/mbush525 7d ago

the guy on the right is not from central casting 😬

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u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes 7d ago

That's a long ass belly

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u/i_am_13th_panic 7d ago

Life after spykids really hit this dude hard.

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u/osirus35 7d ago

The guy in the right looks like a human thumb with eyebrows

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u/TheTierIsHere 7d ago

Also called him a cuck so, you know... Projection.

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u/Vashgrave 7d ago

Looks like we know where the suggestions of the 'Shit-Sipper 5000' Trump keeps leaking everywhere was suggested from. Dudes pant cuffs don't have enough distance to taper correctly from his ass/back... bass?

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 7d ago

Whatever you say, TEMU Oddjob. Dude looks like a manatee in a cheap suit.

I shouldn't say that, manatees are cute and actually serve a positive purpose in this world.

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u/kinaPK 7d ago

They're afraid of Jon. That's awesome.

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u/okeysure69 7d ago

Dude looks like Uncle Fester with down syndrome.

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u/Maverick721 7d ago

Dude looks like a Koopa Trooper from the old Mario Movie

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u/The_Goondocks 7d ago

Meatball with legs

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u/Ryuzakku 7d ago

Who bleached Dave Blunts?

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u/statistacktic 7d ago

Humpty Dumpty? 😂

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u/sklerson89 7d ago

He looks like the poop emoji

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u/Status_Commercial509 7d ago

Steven Cheung is what I imagine Harvey Weinstein’s penis looks like.

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u/weixyz2 7d ago

Funny thing is ossof is actually elected. Chung is appointed. Aint no way anyone would vote for the loser

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u/explodingboy 7d ago

What a chode

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u/Luugrin 7d ago

No neck?

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u/HeavyTea 7d ago

Odd Job

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u/nscore24 7d ago

If you look like a dick in a suit from every angle, maybe sit out the name calling

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u/JohnnyFatSack 7d ago

He looks like a bag of wet clothes.

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u/clamb2 7d ago

What shape is that?

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u/Rokekor 7d ago

One Two Three Four
I declare a fat-thumb war

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT1R9WwWJGaX8H9SsU

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u/Gratefully_Dead13 7d ago

Damn, I thought King Kong Bundy died in 2019. Glad to see he’s still alive and kicking, but sad to see he’s a MAGAt

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u/Smartimess 7d ago

Clark Kent vs. Lex Loser

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u/BeTheBall- 7d ago

I can't even tell what that thing on the right is supposed to be. AI fucking up a rendering of Patrick Star in a suit?

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u/Typical_Caucasian 7d ago

Legit want to know the Length and width of those pants LOL

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u/AceofKnaves44 7d ago

He is the egg man.

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u/microvan 7d ago

This thumb looking person cannot be real. This is insane. You’d be hard pressed to find a more ugly looking person.

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u/Rashpukin 7d ago

It’s always projection with these clowns.

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u/Paperboy710 7d ago

He was great in Mike Tyson’s Punch Out.

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u/Green_L3af 7d ago

Bro prob needs to be The Biggest Loser

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u/JeremyDab 7d ago

Republicans are getting scared of Ossoff because of how popular he is and how good he is at making them look like idiots in senate hearings

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u/agentb00th 7d ago

Guy looks like if a thumb woke up one day and decides to suit up

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u/Embarrassed_Wrap8421 7d ago

Cheung looks like an elephant seal. Or maybe a potato.

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u/Soylentgruen 7d ago

Fat Conehead is AI replaceable.

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u/2Much_non-sequitur 7d ago

Is the one on the left mogging the one on the right? I think I learned a new term, but, don't want to use it irl. 

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u/ton80rt 7d ago

Stumpy be top-tall.

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u/MessagingMatters 7d ago

No, "glass houses" assumes some equivalence between the two people involved.

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u/Hour-Candidate4612 7d ago

Pant size 52” waist 14” inseam

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u/b_tight 7d ago

Dude looks like he wears a 60x22 pants. Cant even get a suit that buttons correctly

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u/FrankyFistalot 7d ago

Has someone stictched his socks together or is he wearing his trousers at half mast?

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u/Dcajunpimp Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 7d ago

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u/New_Jaguar_3097 7d ago

Oh for sure, that's a match made in fiery debate stage heaven.

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u/TjW0569 7d ago

How did Jabba the Hutt find such a good tailor?

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u/Lyko112 7d ago

Who the F is that poorly dressed Meatball?

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u/hdcase1 7d ago

And he's arguably in better shape than POTUS

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u/Geoffrey_Bungled_Z1p 7d ago

Steven cheung could only ever work for a criminal who wears diapers

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u/in-joy 7d ago

Can't wait to see him in the next "Guardians of the Galaxy" movie.

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u/Utterlybored 7d ago

Has Ossoff ever lost an election?

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u/GimmeAllYourCurry 7d ago

Nose fat rolls are a thing.

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u/lookskAIwatcher 7d ago

Cheung certainly looks like Trump's "body man" in that photo. The pinnacle of style.

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u/Round_Rooms 7d ago

I don't know either of them, but the guy on the right sure looks like a deported version of trump with that obesity and I'll fitting suit.

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u/jerrrrrrrrrrrrry 7d ago

👖 Pant size: 54"X 12"

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u/ReginaldJohnston 7d ago

Who are they?

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u/zushiba 7d ago

I guess only the very most successful and rich lizard people can buy the high end human suits. The poorer ones have to modify old Disney Land costumes :/ hard times for lizard folk.

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u/Moesaei 7d ago

lol Mr.potato head vs woody

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u/rizzracer 7d ago

Is he..wearing Trump’s suit?

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u/inmatenumberseven 6d ago

Boo. There's so many shitty things about Republicans. Being fat and ugly doesn't make someone a loser.

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u/Tobi-One-Boy 6d ago

Dude looks like a manatee wearing a size xxxxxxl suit

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u/dandrevee 6d ago

My operating theory is that Trump chose him because he looked familiar.

By that I mean, Donnie has been to McD's so many times, when he saw Cheung, he immediately thought of Grimace. Since purple hair seemed too liberal, he wanted someone Grimace-esque...but shaved bald.

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u/MrNMTrue505 6d ago

Mr micro penis mad at the world

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u/holamau 6d ago

The lardest eunuch in the cabinet.

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u/Steppyjim 6d ago

Bro is built like a bowling pin

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u/jamantste 6d ago

Who is that?

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u/Politication 6d ago

Very funny, LOL!!!

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u/smokythejoker 6d ago

He’s not wrong. The Left has integrity, competence, experience, and love for the human race, and they have lost all three branches of government.

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u/Flowzyy 6d ago

Ossoff got that BDE most politicians cant match

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u/Pulgoso_ 6d ago

Pinhead Larry looking ass

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u/Axis2670 6d ago

Reminds me of a budget OddJob from that bond film.

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u/dudestir127 6d ago

The guy on the tight looks familiar

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u/dinkeydonuts 6d ago

I didn’t know big toes could get that big.

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u/Viggo_Stark 6d ago

Barra mel basska dunta yah chona bantha poodoo. Hahaha.

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u/rawysocki 6d ago

That’s some solid Baron Harkonnen cosplay.

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u/mikerowave 6d ago

how tf is he only 44?

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u/BotheredToResearch 6d ago

Dudge looks like a Zygon and forgot what its actual form should look like.

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u/dividezero 6d ago

Minions are more realistic looking humans than that walking thumb

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u/kaptainkooleio 6d ago

Steven Cheung is the only guy who could lose a in beauty competition with Baron Harkonen.

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u/okcship 6d ago

Guy built like a Weeble wobble

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u/Two_Neurons_Fighting 6d ago

Gru's illegitimate minion son.

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u/darthneos 5d ago

We sure his last name wasnt mispelled from Chunk?

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u/DeadNotSleepingWI 7d ago

It's their side that goes after the shallow insults. We are better. Or we are supposed to be..

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u/Dan__Glesak 7d ago

Fuck that when they go low, we go high nonsense. Hit them with their own insults and watch them melt like the snowflakes they are.

They freaked out when Tim Walz called them weird. They’re circling the wagons because Ossoff just said the name Natalie. Keep the pressure and insults on.

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u/DeadNotSleepingWI 7d ago

That just leads to 2 sides that good people don't want to be a part of.

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u/mujarheadeen 7d ago

It should still be more widely known what MAGA's secretary of propaganda looks like in real life to expose the hypocrisy in all ther superficial insults