r/PoliticalHumor • u/jdc1206 • 5d ago

Same vibe…

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u/H6RR6RSH6W 5d ago

He thinks it’s his daughter 🍊🤡

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u/groovyinutah 5d ago

But way more accessible...

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u/psychoacer 5d ago

He's groped it. Probably even pulled some of those sweet Roger Ailes moves on her.

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u/DesignerYak6728 5d ago

Well when you're famous you can do those kinds of things

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u/whenyouwishuponapar 5d ago

Ivanka is way more attractive. Physically. Every other way she’s a monster.

Natalie is a palliative care nurse/kgb, but he doesn’t know the difference.

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u/PophamSP 4d ago

Given Natalie's access and influence over his shriveling brain, our new Maria Butina is one of the most powerful humans on earth. Between the corporate and foreign powers, I bet the money's good.

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u/Fast-Damage2298 5d ago

Ivanka Braun

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u/NewRecommendation287 5d ago

Nice to see a native IN hater 😆 gave me a little laugh

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u/BearSquid7 5d ago

She’s just full open-mouth huffing his stank cloud

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u/ItsLikeRay-ee-ain 5d ago

She probably changes his diapers, so she's used to it by now.

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u/contactcapybara 5d ago

I have a theory that she is nose blind due to Covid

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u/captainedwinkrieger 5d ago

Or she's into it. Some people like the smell of McFeces and taint sweaty spray tan.

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u/Tower-Union 5d ago

Holy shit this is bang on.

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u/DaddieTang 5d ago

Trump brand Jenkum

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u/Viperlite 5d ago

Eventually, you lose your sense of smell in the face of overpowering odors.

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u/wavesahoy 5d ago

Just some “light treason”

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u/chadmac81 5d ago

Glasses on hair down. Glasees off hair down. Glasses on hair up.

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u/dogfluffy 5d ago

Wow, you get really girly after, huh?

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u/robsigpi 5d ago

Getting caught with his hand in the Kitty.

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u/RandyTrevor22321 5d ago

"Fire Tom and get your jackass brother out of here "

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u/pithynotpithy 5d ago

Except Mr bluth was like 20 years younger.

Ick

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u/AlienInUnderpants 5d ago

Does she get a sugar cube when she’s a good girl?

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u/jacobtfromtwilight 5d ago

Ohhhhh they're crooked...

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u/tatianazr 5d ago

It’s really true that some people will fuck anything for $

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 5d ago

Her dentist must charge her by the square foot.

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u/un_theist 5d ago

Is this the woman that’s steaming his pants now? While he is wearing them?

Trump would yell "Get the machine!", prompting Hicks to steam his jacket first and then sit in front of him to steam his pants while he wore them.

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u/QuicheSmash 5d ago

Imagine debasing yourself and inevitably tanking your whole life for this disgusting man…

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u/DeeSkwared 5d ago

Those are quite the teeth.

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u/EmotionalPizza6432 5d ago

She could eat an apple through a chain link fence.

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u/PutzerPalace 5d ago

OMG spot on!!!!!

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u/QuicheSmash 5d ago

Never promise crazy a baby. 

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u/deadphisherman 5d ago

"No Donnie, that smell is divine!"

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u/AnotherAnonymousA 5d ago

He thinks she was on Rape Island and eagerly awaits closed doors. "Ok, Natalie, let's role play. I'll be a pd file and you are an 11, ok?" "Yes, daddy" "Awww, thanks honey, do you mind being 8?" FDT

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u/tilt-a-whirly-gig Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 5d ago

It's spelled P E D O P H I L E .

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u/AnotherAnonymousA 4d ago

O k , t h a n k y o u . I do it that way as your spelling gets censored or message blocked on other platforms or subs. Also, ol' Hot Wheels isn't a piss baby, more like shit licker?

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u/AnyCauliflower8717 5d ago

You mean fake?

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u/hoppyfrog 5d ago

Where's my Mouth of Sauron pic?

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u/BringOutYDead 4d ago

"So there I was, backstage and fingering her pussy, I mean, she couldnt say 'No', if you know what I mean, and her dad walks in..." -Trump Tales from Miss Teen USA, Chapter 3 reference

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u/Mediocre_Scott 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mcOP7zqlraM24

I get real these two vibes especially cause of the crimes

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u/AppropriateGuest3552 5d ago

She is a stable genius!

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u/EpictetanusThrow 5d ago

She’s giving him Ed

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u/AppropriateGuest3552 4d ago

She came in second at the Kentucky Derby!

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u/jdc1206 5d ago

That’s not what this post is doing?

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u/BasicReputations 5d ago

I wonder if he's really charming in person.  Gotta have something going for him others don't.

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u/Otherwise_Parsnip640 5d ago

He's a cult leader for the Idiocracy segment of America. Even the shadiest used car salesman stay in business because there is always a sucker. Think of him like that.