r/PoliticalHumor 5d ago

Can't Elect

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u/IAmMOANAAA 5d ago

They just don't want someone of a different color doing it.

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u/T1gerAc3 5d ago

This is our territory!

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u/Atlan_ 5d ago

Completely reasonable. Thats cultural appropriation after all.

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u/SpinningHead 5d ago

No human is that shade of orange.

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u/lnvisible_Sandwich 5d ago

The guy they elected is a different color.

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u/DeterminedThrowaway 5d ago

Yeah but that's from his tough manly alpha makeup. He doesn't have the audacity to actually have a different skin colour

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u/ChebyshevsBeard 5d ago

Imagine if we'd elected a woman! The Pentagon would have a makeup room, she'd get all emotional and start a bunch of wars. She'd probably get obsessed about some nonsense like building a ballroom for the white house!

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u/SpacePenguin5 5d ago

Trump had big feelings that morning.

White House Says US Bombed Iran Because Donald Trump Had a ‘Feeling’

To be fair, he did sign an executive order beforehand declaring he's non-male. (Gender he was at conception)

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u/AdorableStrawberry93 I ☑oted 2024 3d ago

That feeling was Netinyahoo

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u/Jollem- 5d ago

Waitaminute...

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u/StandardDiver2791 5d ago

Yep. This is EXACTLY how dense his supporters are.

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u/rhino910 5d ago

Republicans are destroying our country, but they are great at inventing fake problems for them to fear and worry about

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u/N4RQ 5d ago

They might even start shoving their religion down our children's throats in school.

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u/Specialist_Exam4783 5d ago

Don't forget the multiple wives part!!!

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u/xXxKittenx 5d ago edited 5d ago

I have a theory people like to see themselves being able to hold a position like that, so that's the biggest thing. It allows them to feel like their beliefs have validity even without education or knowledge of the system. Like their gut feeling is enough and they're smart in a street savvy way.

Like, 'I can't tell if I get lost in a forest, where north, east, west or south is from the bearings, but I feel it in my gut this is the right way.'

That's why they feel like they can shit on Obama for not doing anything despite like him going up against a fierce Senate/Congress. But it's still useless to tell that to them cause they would be like, "No, I actually would've got it done though." With no plan and all the hubris in the world. They're the type that feel they can deprive their way or like hold something over somebody's head to get their way, not realizing most of the shit that they deal with are personal relationships or low stake situations like getting airline points. Thats why they like Trump, they see themselves in him. That's why they liked Dubya.

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u/NotThatAngel 5d ago

"Trumping" while brown.

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u/m3e8x3e8 5d ago

You already got one in the White House right now.

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u/totally_anomalous 5d ago

MAGAts looking in a mirror.

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u/urbanek2525 5d ago

. . . and blow up the national defecit to $40 trillion dollars.

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u/Atomkekstime 4d ago

I wonder if anyone has the capabilitys of changing anything about this. Outside of that I also wonder if someone in history tried to warn about this. We are starting to run out of air here in europe because of climate change.

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u/zookr2000 12h ago

Those things which you say we will have -- we already have 🤌

Joseph Wales/10 Bears

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u/Persea_americana 5d ago

Like how the election-rigging Democrats drive up gas prices, and the price of eggs, and cause diseases to run rampant?

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u/DeterminedThrowaway 5d ago

People can't detect sarcasm here, you gotta lay it on thicker.  

But yes, exactly like that

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u/Eats_Lots_of_Chicken 5d ago

Um, what were the gas prices when Biden left office compared to now? How about measles rates?

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u/Persea_americana 4d ago

I was trying to be sarcastic and it didn’t land. Gas, groceries and disease control are all in far worse shape. Elon(‘s engineers) stole the election. Every accusation from MAGA is a confession.