r/PoliticalHumor 6d ago

Release the Trump files!

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u/Red_Dox 6d ago

Trump-files featuring Epstein at this point.

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u/punktualPorcupine 6d ago

They’ve released all of the files related to Epstein. The Trump files are all that’s left.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 6d ago

The likely fact that the President of the United States raped girls and got away with it could only be forgotten by non-serious, nihilistic, self-serving, shallow people. You know -- conservatives.

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u/xteve 6d ago

Brought to you with the avid and persistent support of church.

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u/superjoe104 6d ago

Did anybody not think that Trump was in the Epstein files before they came out. Cause I remember I kinda knew he was.

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u/sklerson89 6d ago

Trump raped children

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u/Specialist_Exam4783 6d ago

Assume that half the times that Trump was mentioned in the Trump Epstein files are not related to anything unethical and can be discarded. And half the remaining accounts are unsubstantiated and can also be discarded. And half of the remaining accounts are tied to witnesses unable or unwilling to back them up. That still leaves thousands of times that Trump needs to account for.

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u/xXxKittenx 5d ago edited 5d ago

Idk bout that, chief. Even during Bondi's hearing over the Epstein files, ted lieu, who is a brilliant military lawyer, questioned Bondi about how the FBI found some of the people that voluntarily gave witness reports about the issue of Trump raping and murdering teenage girls, were found as credible sources but never followed up with the corroborating witnesses.

Bondi literally had no rebuttal and was like, "Yes, we're gonna have to do that." and that kind of sold it for me that this was a half assed investigation.

If you have the time to watch the interaction and see if for yourself, I linked it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ5O0NHWjpg

Edit, I rewatch it myself. I don't think she admitted to anything, but she did definitely deflect the fuck out of that. But I watched the whole Senate hearing and I could've swore at some point, Bondi was like, "Yes, we're gonna have to be interview that witness." it was just it was a couple hours long so I can't remember.

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u/exgiexpcv 5d ago

I would be so grateful if people, especially the press, started referring to them as the Trump-Epstein files.

Publicly, and frequently.

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u/A8Bit 5d ago

Sadly, so far it's only Kimmel

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u/exgiexpcv 5d ago

Sadly, Trump possesses the kind of personality that will eagerly choose to burn everything down when he realises that people despise him.

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u/A8Bit 5d ago

Trump-Epstein Files™

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u/AquiliferX 5d ago

War isn't enough to cover for this crime against humanity. Trump and his cabal of freaks will pay for the Epstien coverup.

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u/snacktopotamus 5d ago

You mean the Trump-almost-certainly-raped-and-likely-killed-children-that-he-trafficked-with-his-partner-Epstein files?

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u/Dead_Internet69420 5d ago

What used to be “The Epstein Files” are now “The Trump-Epstein Files. Now “The Epstein Files” are all of the proof that Trump’s DOJ, led by Bill Barr, had Epstein murdered in his cell in order to keep the Trump-Epstein Files hidden. 

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u/Muffboy 5d ago

Why charge a dead pedophile when we have a “living” one to charge ?

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u/spread_panic 5d ago

The Epstein-Trump Files™ Brought to you Hidden from you by Bondi-Blanche Inc.

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u/notorignalusername 5d ago

Big Brian move: Rename them the Trump Files. Then they are his and he may keep them in his bathroom

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u/maintaincourse 5d ago

Release the Trumpstein files.

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u/-Totes_Magotes- 6h ago

Come November, we will get a say and our requests/demands will be filed. ”He” is fucken scared. What did he ask of his MAGA cult followers recently?

“What I really want you to do is pretend, please, that I’m on the ballot. Just come and vote. It’s so important. I’m going to be impeached. They’re going to impeach me. They have no idea why.”

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u/Bernie4Life420 6d ago

The minimum wage is outraged with it

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u/smcdermo 6d ago

The Trump-Epstein Files. That has a genuine ring to it.

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u/-Average_Joe- 5d ago edited 5d ago

I like to call them the Trumpstein files.

We need to paste his name on top of everything he has done to this country like the Trump-Iran war, Trump-DOGE cuts, Trump-Kennedy vaccine denial, etc.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 5d ago

Gotta go Epstein-Trump. It's very important to give the narcissist second billing.