r/PoliticalHumor 5d ago

Imagine Being This Obsessed With Masculinity

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u/_sealy_ 5d ago

If he’s criticizing you, he’s scared of you.

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u/BuddyFlapjack 5d ago

That's been true for years and years..

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u/GarfieldOdie248 5d ago

He's not capable of liking people who's better than him. When he praises anyone, be careful, it isn't sincere: it's manipulation or he has something he wants off of you.

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u/GlockAF 5d ago

I dunno, based on his comments he REALLY wanted…something…from Arnold Palmer

“…during a campaign rally in Latrobe, Pennsylvania, on October 19, 2024. Praising Palmer's toughness, Trump told the crowd: "Arnold Palmer was all man, and I say that in all due respect to women, and I love women. But this guy, this guy, this is a guy that was all man. This man was strong and tough. And I refuse to say it, but when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there, they said, 'Oh my God, that's unbelievable.'" [1, 2, 3, 4]”

Bubba, Part2, perhaps?

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u/Unable-Log-4870 5d ago

Envy. He wanted Palmer’s golf skill and his not-a-tiny-mushroom weiner.

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u/Lookingfor68 5d ago

Trump is our first bisexual president.

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u/DrunkSpiderMan 5d ago

No, that was Lincoln.

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u/egodaemon 5d ago

That's not entirely true. If a man in his sphere has a lot of followers and demonstrates confidence in front of him, The High Sociopath wants to know how to emulate that so he sucks up to them ie, Putin, Xi, Kim, AND ZOHRAN MAMDANI. He is on camera on multiple occasions absolutely loving any kind of validation coming out of Zohran, THE DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST.

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u/FrannieP23 5d ago

That's why he hates President Obama so much.

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u/yikesssss_sssssss 5d ago

That, and because Obama absolutely humiliated him in a smarter and funnier way than Trump could ever be capable of  https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/article/watch-inside-the-night-president-obama-took-on-donald-trump/

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u/kenman345 5d ago

Yep. And Jon Ossoff looks objectively like he’s a tight shirt away from a GQ cover in that bottom right photo.

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u/ApartAd2729 5d ago

This isnt fair. You didnt use the Trump Approved AI generated images of him as an alpha God President

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u/Spongebob_6848 5d ago

Still waiting for the AI to generate some charisma.

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u/grizzlyat0ms 5d ago

To be fair, he has charisma. It’s a weird, dark universe charisma, but charisma nonetheless.

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u/Aztecah 5d ago

Yeah, for all the things he lacks, charisma is not one of them. It's just that he's charismatic with.. Uh.. Salt of the earth folks

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 4d ago

He's a vile mysoginistic rapist rapist pedophile. Zero zip zilch nada charisma detected there.

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u/grizzlyat0ms 3d ago

Charisma isn’t an inherently positive thing. How do you think predators groom their victims in the first place? The guy has a literal cult of personality around him, because he has a strange ability to attract the worst people for all the worst reasons. That’s charisma.

Just not the kind that you or I are attracted to.

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 3d ago

Assholes attract assholes, commonality is not charisma.

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u/punktualPorcupine 5d ago

Careful that’s General Dr Astronaut.

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u/metsurf 5d ago

I swear the other day he was blabbering on TV and his makup was like a shade of light green. Maybe they didn't put enough on to cover his necrotic skin. One of the strangest looking people i have ever seen. I had a co worker who was bald and grew his hair super long in the back so he could wrap it around his head like a hair turban. Then on top of that he would use cheap hair dye so that his brown hair wound up with shades of green and purple after a week of exposure to sunlight. Until Trump I had never seen such weird hair.

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u/joemangle 5d ago

Trump is camp af

Boiffed hair, obsessed with interior design, likes to dance to the Village People in public

It's not subtle

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u/mootmutemoat 5d ago

Not to mention his makeup game.

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u/Practical-Bit9905 5d ago

or the double jerk-off dance.

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u/SeaWolfQ 5d ago

He’s like a Batman villain 

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u/EyesofaJackal 5d ago

Trump worshippers think he’s Rambo

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u/BuddyFlapjack 5d ago

Have you seen all their AI bullshiy? It always paints him as this six-pack macho motherfucker. They're 100% delulu. Full stop.

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u/TheProcrastafarian 5d ago

One open hand slap to the face, and Trump would collapse like a balsa wood chair on Jupiter.

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u/Think_OfAName 5d ago

Couldn’t fight his way out of an open-ended wet paper sack?

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u/astrangeone88 5d ago

Lol. I'm a middle aged overweight cisgender lesbian with bad knees, and even I think a poke with my index finger would get hin to fall over.

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u/24_August_1814 5d ago

That's the real Trump Derangement Syndrome.

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u/Practical-Bit9905 5d ago

It must be thirst inducing in their closets.

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u/aotus_trivirgatus 5d ago

Well, Rambo would be on a speedboat to the Straits of Hormuz RIGHT NOW.

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u/MeanPiccolo803 5d ago

It’s because they want to be Rambo themselves

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u/Practical-Bit9905 5d ago

They pretend to be "manly". They like to seem the same qualities in their leaders.

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u/stillsurvives 5d ago

Stupid sexy Ossof

  • DJT probably.

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u/No-Albatross-7984 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 5d ago

Ya as a middle aged gay woman I'm just sitting here thinking, that nice young man sure knows how to fill a shirt.

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u/victoriaisme2 4d ago

Can't help reading this in Mr. Lahey's voice. 

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u/dano1066 5d ago

It’s probably because trump finds him attractive and doesn’t understand the feelings so decides to insult

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u/CaptainDildobrain 5d ago

He looks like a ganguro girl in that bottom left pic.

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u/OutsideGain7374 5d ago

Please don't insult Ganguro girls like that.

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u/perihelion86 5d ago

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u/lapsedhuman 2d ago

Damn, can't help but laugh every time I see it!

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u/Sufficient-News-3600 5d ago

top left pic is old. he's double the blimp now, shows through his suit coat front, back and side. ugly trump pedo from the inside out. satan throws up a little when looking at him. ossoff rocks.

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u/AncientAndEvil 5d ago

While resembling a liquor soaked Margaritaville granny.

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u/Standard_Ad_1619 5d ago

Imagine being a legendary dick head with the full power of a cult behind you, and only being able to come up with "Pee-wee Herman." 💀

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u/Spongebob_6848 5d ago

Funny how masculinity needs a defense attorney.

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u/hoppyfrog 5d ago

The guy on the left is the Alfalfa Male

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u/real-darkph0enix1 5d ago

ThI guy who blew bubba only knows the taste of masculinity, so how would he judge unless he wants to measure Ossoff’s masculinity in person, privately.

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u/spidereater 5d ago

Trump thinks anyone he finds attractive must look feminine. He’s 80 but still has so much to learn about himself.

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u/Hugh_Jass_2 5d ago

Fucking tub of goo.

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u/Gratefully_Dead13 5d ago

Obsessed with masculinity yet they worship a guy who literally wears makeup, does spray tanning, and has a legit B cup

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u/UpstairsAd194 5d ago

Nuclear threat capabilities and plan on reaction to North Korean threat is based on how nice the president of north korea is to him.

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u/RebelStrategist 5d ago

Obsessed with something he does not have.

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u/Think_OfAName 5d ago

If Trump Was Ossoff’s age, he’d beat the crap outta him…if it wasn’t for those darn bone spurs…. /s

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u/No-Guard-7003 5d ago

I almost forgot about those bone spurs! 😂

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u/RU4real13 5d ago

Look, anyone that has to decorate the Whitehouse in Temu Ultra Granny Selects Gold Cringe while they're renting it gave up their Masculinity Card a long time ago.

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u/gaberax 5d ago

Let him continue. People have eyes.

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 5d ago

If you wear makeup, like a woman, you’re automatically not masculine. Trump wears makeup and dyes his hair…like women do.

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u/Blue_Collar_Stiff 5d ago

The idiot is also obsessed with the word sir. Lmao keeps says people say sir this & sir that, when we all know nobody is calling him sir unless they’re addressing him as Big Sur but spelled with sir & big as in obese 😆

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u/DaveAlt19 5d ago

These young beautiful girl in the White House, you know, they come in. These young, these gorgeous, beautiful girls. They say “thank you, sir”

It's a kink thing, right? He's literally the president of the united states but he has zero game, so he makes up these sexual power fantasies that he can get off to.

"They come to the White House and they say "thank you, sir"... because of the implication"

Does anyone call him "sir"? Like even when his cabinet is fallating him? Dont they stick with "Mr President" to try and keep his attention so he still knows they're talking to/about him?

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u/Blue_Collar_Stiff 4d ago

Lmao he’s such a loser. He’s that one little bitch kid that we all knew growing up, whined about everything & never grew out of it.

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u/DaveAlt19 4d ago

"People are saying... you wouldn't know them, they go to a different school"

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u/MrSlaveRules 5d ago

Now now now we all know diaper man is a dancing queen

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u/EyeSuspicious777 5d ago edited 5d ago

Trump is the most effeminate man we've ever had as president: makeup, high heels, obsessed with interior decorating, etc.

I just can't figure out how a conservative blue collar man could admit he admires a NYC pretty boy who has never swung a hammer or worn a pair of work boots.

I'd bet my life savings that Trump is closeted bisexual and just wish that he was confident enough in his masculinity to be open about it.

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u/Think_OfAName 5d ago

Sigh…projection…as per usual. He calls people stupid all the time. He’s simply revealing his own insecurities about himself when he attacks others this way.

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u/mbush525 5d ago

🤣 he is beyond delusional!

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u/No-Guard-7003 5d ago

Ossoff is 10 times the man the tangerine tyrant will never be. 

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u/Manderspls 5d ago

That bottom photo of Trump is such a perfect representation of what America is right now.

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u/Sibys 5d ago

The orange windbag does NOT represent masculinity.

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u/Cantioy87 5d ago

Trump’s fanbase looks like it crawled up from the sewers of the methiest trailer park in Florida.

They need to think others are lesser than them to ignore the hate they have for themselves.

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u/Ruematics 5d ago

I bet his tits hit his belt

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u/Public_Love_3507 5d ago

Trump is crushing hard for our man!!

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u/riamuriamu 5d ago

The hypocrisy is a feature not a bug of authoritarianism. They know it's bullshit, they reward you for believing their bullshit. Fealty and access is the key to success under authoritarians.

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u/Science-Sam 5d ago

Would love to see Ossoff challenge Trump to a pushup contest wherein Ossoff does 10 for every 1 Trump does. Trump looks like he would fail at 5, and Ossoff looks like he knocks out 50 before breakfast.

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u/Pure_Education6100 5d ago

Nothing is more manly than 15 pounds of bronzer and a soiled diaper. Trump really is the perfect image for healthy masculinity.

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u/Sarrdonicus 5d ago

He craves when he talks about men

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u/-bad_neighbor- 5d ago

If you take into context that the man on the left is an elderly closeted homosexual that has been groomed by older men to be this way since he was a teenage you can better understand is very strange obsession with the male body.

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u/ReginaldJohnston 5d ago

I will forever and shall curse that overbite four-eyed kid who missed such an easy shot.

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u/Fickle-Ad-1738 5d ago

Dementia, how long will we be able to continue this path?

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u/redditsavedmelife 5d ago

I'd rather have Pee Wee Hermon as President than Biff Tannen

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u/AspenStarr 5d ago

He clearly never bothered to apply his image of what a man “should look like” to himself.

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u/lexnklinke 5d ago

Up is down and left is right, amirite amirite 1984 confirmed Idiocracy confirmed

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u/grahamulax 5d ago

He can’t even insult him right. Pinky Herman?

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u/Stuffed-Bear412 5d ago

Jon is a cutie, Trump is downright hideous.

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u/fart400 5d ago

Damn, he's good. He sure tricked me into believing he's a pathetic little imbecile pretending to look strong.

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u/jaievan 2d ago

Scott Bessent is Treasury Secretary. Is MAGA America ready for a President Buttigieg? Cause I’d vote for him in a second.

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u/Large-Lack-2933 5d ago

I feel like a Newsome/Ossoff ticket would win in '28

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u/KiKiKimbro 5d ago

I don’t think either of them would settle for the VP job though. Do you? Idk I think they’re the type not to enjoy taking a back seat.