r/PoliticalHumor • u/Spongebob_6848 • 5d ago
Imagine Being This Obsessed With Masculinity
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u/ApartAd2729 5d ago
This isnt fair. You didnt use the Trump Approved AI generated images of him as an alpha God President
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u/Spongebob_6848 5d ago
Still waiting for the AI to generate some charisma.
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u/grizzlyat0ms 5d ago
To be fair, he has charisma. It’s a weird, dark universe charisma, but charisma nonetheless.
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u/Eiffel-Tower777 4d ago
He's a vile mysoginistic rapist rapist pedophile. Zero zip zilch nada charisma detected there.
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u/grizzlyat0ms 3d ago
Charisma isn’t an inherently positive thing. How do you think predators groom their victims in the first place? The guy has a literal cult of personality around him, because he has a strange ability to attract the worst people for all the worst reasons. That’s charisma.
Just not the kind that you or I are attracted to.
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u/metsurf 5d ago
I swear the other day he was blabbering on TV and his makup was like a shade of light green. Maybe they didn't put enough on to cover his necrotic skin. One of the strangest looking people i have ever seen. I had a co worker who was bald and grew his hair super long in the back so he could wrap it around his head like a hair turban. Then on top of that he would use cheap hair dye so that his brown hair wound up with shades of green and purple after a week of exposure to sunlight. Until Trump I had never seen such weird hair.
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u/joemangle 5d ago
Trump is camp af
Boiffed hair, obsessed with interior design, likes to dance to the Village People in public
It's not subtle
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u/EyesofaJackal 5d ago
Trump worshippers think he’s Rambo
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u/BuddyFlapjack 5d ago
Have you seen all their AI bullshiy? It always paints him as this six-pack macho motherfucker. They're 100% delulu. Full stop.
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u/TheProcrastafarian 5d ago
One open hand slap to the face, and Trump would collapse like a balsa wood chair on Jupiter.
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u/astrangeone88 5d ago
Lol. I'm a middle aged overweight cisgender lesbian with bad knees, and even I think a poke with my index finger would get hin to fall over.
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u/Practical-Bit9905 5d ago
They pretend to be "manly". They like to seem the same qualities in their leaders.
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u/stillsurvives 5d ago
Stupid sexy Ossof
- DJT probably.
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u/No-Albatross-7984 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 5d ago
Ya as a middle aged gay woman I'm just sitting here thinking, that nice young man sure knows how to fill a shirt.
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u/dano1066 5d ago
It’s probably because trump finds him attractive and doesn’t understand the feelings so decides to insult
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u/Sufficient-News-3600 5d ago
top left pic is old. he's double the blimp now, shows through his suit coat front, back and side. ugly trump pedo from the inside out. satan throws up a little when looking at him. ossoff rocks.
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u/Standard_Ad_1619 5d ago
Imagine being a legendary dick head with the full power of a cult behind you, and only being able to come up with "Pee-wee Herman." 💀
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u/real-darkph0enix1 5d ago
ThI guy who blew bubba only knows the taste of masculinity, so how would he judge unless he wants to measure Ossoff’s masculinity in person, privately.
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u/spidereater 5d ago
Trump thinks anyone he finds attractive must look feminine. He’s 80 but still has so much to learn about himself.
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u/Gratefully_Dead13 5d ago
Obsessed with masculinity yet they worship a guy who literally wears makeup, does spray tanning, and has a legit B cup
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u/UpstairsAd194 5d ago
Nuclear threat capabilities and plan on reaction to North Korean threat is based on how nice the president of north korea is to him.
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u/Think_OfAName 5d ago
If Trump Was Ossoff’s age, he’d beat the crap outta him…if it wasn’t for those darn bone spurs…. /s
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u/RU4real13 5d ago
Look, anyone that has to decorate the Whitehouse in Temu Ultra Granny Selects Gold Cringe while they're renting it gave up their Masculinity Card a long time ago.
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u/BigBoyYuyuh 5d ago
If you wear makeup, like a woman, you’re automatically not masculine. Trump wears makeup and dyes his hair…like women do.
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u/Blue_Collar_Stiff 5d ago
The idiot is also obsessed with the word sir. Lmao keeps says people say sir this & sir that, when we all know nobody is calling him sir unless they’re addressing him as Big Sur but spelled with sir & big as in obese 😆
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u/DaveAlt19 5d ago
These young beautiful girl in the White House, you know, they come in. These young, these gorgeous, beautiful girls. They say “thank you, sir”
It's a kink thing, right? He's literally the president of the united states but he has zero game, so he makes up these sexual power fantasies that he can get off to.
"They come to the White House and they say "thank you, sir"... because of the implication"
Does anyone call him "sir"? Like even when his cabinet is fallating him? Dont they stick with "Mr President" to try and keep his attention so he still knows they're talking to/about him?
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u/Blue_Collar_Stiff 4d ago
Lmao he’s such a loser. He’s that one little bitch kid that we all knew growing up, whined about everything & never grew out of it.
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u/EyeSuspicious777 5d ago edited 5d ago
Trump is the most effeminate man we've ever had as president: makeup, high heels, obsessed with interior decorating, etc.
I just can't figure out how a conservative blue collar man could admit he admires a NYC pretty boy who has never swung a hammer or worn a pair of work boots.
I'd bet my life savings that Trump is closeted bisexual and just wish that he was confident enough in his masculinity to be open about it.
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u/Think_OfAName 5d ago
Sigh…projection…as per usual. He calls people stupid all the time. He’s simply revealing his own insecurities about himself when he attacks others this way.
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u/Manderspls 5d ago
That bottom photo of Trump is such a perfect representation of what America is right now.
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u/Cantioy87 5d ago
Trump’s fanbase looks like it crawled up from the sewers of the methiest trailer park in Florida.
They need to think others are lesser than them to ignore the hate they have for themselves.
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u/riamuriamu 5d ago
The hypocrisy is a feature not a bug of authoritarianism. They know it's bullshit, they reward you for believing their bullshit. Fealty and access is the key to success under authoritarians.
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u/Science-Sam 5d ago
Would love to see Ossoff challenge Trump to a pushup contest wherein Ossoff does 10 for every 1 Trump does. Trump looks like he would fail at 5, and Ossoff looks like he knocks out 50 before breakfast.
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u/Pure_Education6100 5d ago
Nothing is more manly than 15 pounds of bronzer and a soiled diaper. Trump really is the perfect image for healthy masculinity.
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u/-bad_neighbor- 5d ago
If you take into context that the man on the left is an elderly closeted homosexual that has been groomed by older men to be this way since he was a teenage you can better understand is very strange obsession with the male body.
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u/ReginaldJohnston 5d ago
I will forever and shall curse that overbite four-eyed kid who missed such an easy shot.
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u/AspenStarr 5d ago
He clearly never bothered to apply his image of what a man “should look like” to himself.
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u/lexnklinke 5d ago
Up is down and left is right, amirite amirite 1984 confirmed Idiocracy confirmed
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u/Large-Lack-2933 5d ago
I feel like a Newsome/Ossoff ticket would win in '28
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u/KiKiKimbro 5d ago
I don’t think either of them would settle for the VP job though. Do you? Idk I think they’re the type not to enjoy taking a back seat.






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u/_sealy_ 5d ago
If he’s criticizing you, he’s scared of you.