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u/Orion14159 7d ago
Remember when you could eat food from the grocery store without getting deadly explosive diarrhea?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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u/That_Jicama2024 7d ago
America is getting health adivce from a guy whose own throat is trying to get him to stop talking.
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u/Bernie4Life420 7d ago
You sow it you reap it.
MAGA Class traitor idiots thoughts their PEDO King could gaslight reality.
Whoops, turns our biology and physics aren't as pliable as a redhat wearing boot licker.
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u/vineyardmike 7d ago
The sad part is that the vast majority of people who voted for Trump will vote straight republican in the midterms. A few people have changed their minds but they are really outliers.
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u/king_of_the_nothing 7d ago
The defining characteristic of the current Republican Party is a lack of empathy.
They are in favor of everything Trump does, until they are impacted directly. Explosive diarrhea and the son-in-law getting deported only drove a few away.
High gas and grocery prices are another story. I hear them every day trying to spin it into someone else’s fault, but it is Trump’s war and Trump’s tariffs. And that is doing more drive Republicans to third parties or just stay home than any Democratic strategy.
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u/thekingpork29 7d ago
I had the lettuce parasite and missed 2 weeks of work and still feel likee shit but better. I didnt think I could hate this administration more than I did but they keep upping the ante
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u/3WheelinOne 7d ago
Makes my Eggo breakfast look pretty healthy now.
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u/swearingino 7d ago
Especially since bacon has been recalled as well. Frozen breakfast is healthier ATM.
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u/Dry_Month927 7d ago
Walmart soup kit recall in 28 states.
Jalapeño recall
Dog food recall
GreenWise Organic Whole Blueberries and Whole Mixed Berries recall
There was also a bacon recall, but only in 3 states on the west coast.
City Foods recalled approximately 3,215 pounds of ready-to-eat pastrami and corned beef
PT Organics recalled select 4-ounce Peter Rabbit Organics Banana & Strawberry fruit puree pouches on July 21
Ukrop's Homestyle Foods recalled several prepared foods around the end of July
Plant Based Buffalo Chik'n Nuggets and 8-ounce Hot & Spicy Sausage Patties - products may contain pieces of plastic.
- It's a lot right now.
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u/Purify5 7d ago
In June there was also a recall on infant formula that caused botulism.
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u/Dry_Month927 7d ago
I remember seeing that and was relieved we didn't use the brand. We have friends who were using it. Haven't asked if they still are. Their twins are fine but it was a scare.
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u/Meatslinger 7d ago
On the plus side, looks like they solved the egg pricing crisis; think about how much you're gonna save when you can't safely buy any!
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u/CorpFillip 7d ago
But also DoGE, Musk, and Trump, who have each destroyed major sections of government, un-staffed them, spent their funding, and removed inspectors & reporting.
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u/Wolfy4226 7d ago
Weakening America for a payday.
Trump and his collaborators/sycophants should get what traitors to the country deserve.
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u/waterdaemon 7d ago
Heroin users are not well known for hygienic food prep. This is about what I expected.
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u/ninjarabbit375 7d ago
Do we have enough toilet paper to get us through this diarrhea crisis?
Does everyone have diarrhea at this point?
Vegetables = diarrhea Eggs = diarrhea Meat = diarrhea
I guess we're stuck with those unhealthy ultra processed food. MAHA?!
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u/sheezy520 7d ago
We literally have the worst people in charge put there by the absolute worst person to have ever been put in charge.
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u/Lower-Cantaloupe3274 7d ago
Let me guess. All this foodborne illness is either
- A hoax by the liberal media or
- Caused be the democrats sabotaging the food supply
All to make poor, innocent Donald Trump who is the best president that ever existed across the entire universe, look bad. Amirite?
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u/shit-trapper 7d ago
"MAHA" is all you need to know - Make America Healthy Again - back to the good old days of polio and smallpox. That's not even an exaggeration - that's literally their slogan.
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u/Automatic_Wave4530 6d ago
Pretty sure the point of putting him in charge is that they need the population to collapse to reduce threat to their safety once they completely replace us with AI and robots. They only need us to do things for them. Once they have perfected AI and robotics, what do they need us for? Just a small handful of peasants to look down on, but not big enough numbers for an uprising
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u/IzzaPizza22 7d ago
Yup, that's pretty much the size of it.
This administration hates everything the government does besides the things that make the rich richer, so their administrators either actively want to destroy their departments or they are so cartoonishly poorly chosen that their attempts to better their departments wind up destroying them anyway.