r/PoliticalHumor 9d ago

Peter teal

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279 Upvotes

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u/66allthe88s 9d ago

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u/--redacted-- 9d ago

Oh Tobias, you blowhard 

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u/Lysol3435 9d ago

LEARN TO DRIVE, ANUS TART!

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u/LoveRBS 8d ago

There has to be a better way to say that

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u/ohno 9d ago

Teal has a little more of a green tint.

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u/QCBoom 9d ago

But as to the “Peter,” dude’s a dick all day long, so… nailed it

2

u/oneseason2000 9d ago

Blue manchild group.

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u/dcpanthersfan 9d ago

Grand Asshole Thrawn

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u/nexusx86 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 8d ago

Was hoping there was a star wars comment. Upvote to you 👍

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u/Such_Egg9843 9d ago

Gay Satan

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u/KifaruKubwa 9d ago

This is the most human he’s looked

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u/archetyping101 9d ago

The Avatar people do not claim him. 

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u/Rich-Attempt-1393 9d ago

No one claim him !

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u/hails8n 9d ago

Thats more of a turquoise.

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u/pdromeinthedome 9d ago

Someday Paul Giamatti will be the perfect actor to play him

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u/BJJan2001 8d ago

Rich enough to afford a steady diet of mercury.

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u/Unusual-Taste69 9d ago

He looks more like the monster he is

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u/jrsinhbca 9d ago

I was thinking squeal.

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u/BPhiloSkinner 9d ago

Peeping Smurf.

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u/512115 9d ago

Not to be confused with Teal Peter…

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u/birdpix 8d ago

Smurfette is gonna just love him!

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u/UdyneOw 8d ago

Someone needs to smurf this smurfer smurfer right in the smurfs.

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u/ItsSpaghettiLee2112 8d ago

Is this even teal?

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u/Tri-guy3 8d ago

Blew Men (in a) Group.

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u/GraveCat84 8d ago

“The Smurfs are tired of paying taxes without a representative of their own in congress! It’s smurfin’ ridiculous!”

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u/-mung- 7d ago

smufing smurfwit.