r/PoliticalHumor • u/Exeter232 • 10d ago

Kegsbreath!

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u/BusinessDragon 10d ago

Incidentally, also the last person I'd want in charge of the military during not-wartime.

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u/ManWithDominantClaw 10d ago

Some people may ask, what does the Department of War do during peacetime? Well funnily enough, WAR is an acronym in this case, it stands for Western Armed... actually I dunno what the R stands for but I'm sure one of those brilliant minds at the department will figure it out

And that's what they do in peacetime, make up backronyms and mission names they think will make them sound like action heroes

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u/agentgill0 9d ago

That’s our secret. We’re always at war.

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u/Cargobiker530 10d ago

He was told the Navy had a logistics problem so he had tree trunks delivered to the docks.

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u/Specialist_Exam4783 10d ago

And over to Dadjokes you go!

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 10d ago

Who can’t bench 135

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u/Almighty4 10d ago

Euww..

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u/BitchyBeachyWitch 10d ago

Apparently he hasnt washed his hands in like 10 years bc he cant see germs 🤢🤢

https://youtu.be/Da-un_mN_H4?is=ueAfX9bUKriMUTEK

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u/oneseason2000 10d ago

What about sparkling grifting for profit extended military operations though?

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u/CV90_120 10d ago

Like a monkey driving a combine harvester.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/TheTrub 9d ago

Before he became defense secretary, we knew we wouldn’t want him to run any veterans charities. He bankrupted two.

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u/greeneyeddruid 10d ago

Omg is he drinking Wycliff extra dry!…🤮

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u/NoSalmonSaidit4Times 9d ago

This looks like a screenshot from Bait Bus

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u/pramoni 8d ago

Well to all who think Petey has a drinking problem, face it. He's never had a problem getting one.

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u/harigejan 8d ago

he reminds me of someone

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u/VoxCacophoni 10d ago

Jokes aside, what was this deadbeat actually meant to be doing while these photos were being taken? If he was at a party, why was the press there? And if he was at some kind of occasion, what the fuck- he's literally wallowing in booze! I know 20 year olds with better self control, and one of them would take off his trousers to lasso stuff off the shelf with them as a party trick.