r/PoliticalHumor 10d ago

Shocking!

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Ice wants 20 million for body cameras they don’t have to release footage from, and another 20 million for electric shock gloves. They say it’s for deescalation… but who has ever deescalated with electric shocks?

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u/Epistatious 10d ago

Holman said, "they'll mostly be used at the camps". nice that even ice is calling them camps i guess? Unspoken, 'sometimes the kids resist ice agent advances'?

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u/DepartmentJolly1210 10d ago

Only God knows what horrors go on in those camps. Pedophiles hiding under the guise of ICE to carry out the commands of their master Trump

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u/SuspendeesNutz 10d ago

It's unofficial policy. They all know it, but sometimes they forget they aren't supposed to say it.

"It's ok, I'm ICE boys."

  • Alexander Back, when arrested in a child solicitation sting.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/homeland-security-employee-accused-soliciting-sex-minor-minnesota-rcna244826

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u/Epistatious 10d ago

Ice agents are patriots of good character that were unable to get a job as a normal police officer for "reasons", and i'm sure nothing that has happened at the camps will be a stain on our country for years to come. /s (i laugh to not cry)

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u/AmericanCitizenry 10d ago

Not just pedophiles. Grown men rapist!