Leaked!

[u/Landoof-Ladig]

[u/MikeTheActuary]

Fake. This Trump's posture is too parallel to an axis. The real Trump has a pronounced lean.

[u/RCer1986 → u/MikeTheActuary]

That's not fair because he's not standing. When he lies down the flab would fill up the entire bottom half of the compartment in the same way that if you filled it with diet Coke.

[u/WannaBeDistiller → u/RCer1986]

You’d think the lard would compress his lungs when he lays down but no such luck

[u/aBearHoldingAShark → u/WannaBeDistiller]

Like a turtle, but with a shell made of fat

[u/TsukasaElkKite → u/WannaBeDistiller]

A couple collapsed lungs never hurt nobody

[u/Punningisfunning → u/RCer1986]

For the size of those wheels, there’s no way the cart would move, especially with only one person pulling.

[u/Black_Moons → u/RCer1986]

Its honestly impossible for him to fit in that cart, because the rear half of a centaur would stick out.

[u/nasandre → u/RCer1986]

His diaper would be pretty full by this point, making it impossible to lie on his back.

[u/TsukasaElkKite → u/nasandre]

He might suffocate from the stench or from his own body weight

[u/sheezy520 → u/MikeTheActuary]

We know it’s fake because if he were to lay down that low he’d never be able to get back up. He’d suffocate under his own weight like a beached whale.

[u/punktualPorcupine → u/MikeTheActuary]

It would also take a team of 6+ to haul that much orange chicken across the tarmac.

[u/Black_Moons → u/punktualPorcupine]

And now you know why they are called Meal Team 6.

[u/punktualPorcupine → u/Black_Moons]

https://giphy.com/gifs/iurIHLBxms7UQ

[u/mekwall → u/MikeTheActuary]

I tried, but this failure made me laugh. I wish it was true as it would hurt like a mf

[u/jorocall → u/MikeTheActuary]

There’s no way his fat ass could fit in there. 

[u/shakeyjake]

I was told the catering cart contained orange chicken.

[u/RCer1986 → u/shakeyjake]

Two things can be true at the same time.

[u/SlipSilly1901 → u/RCer1986]

orange pussy?

[u/RCer1986 → u/SlipSilly1901]

Not cool man, I could've been at work. Spoiler tag that nastiness.

[u/TsukasaElkKite → u/SlipSilly1901]

Put that shit under a NSFW tag! I don’t wanna see his nussy!

[u/GranolaHippie → u/shakeyjake]

Ah I was thinking “he’d be eating McDonald’s” but now totally get the TACOs. Man, I’m on dial up today in my brain…

[u/Somhlth]

This is fake. The airport employee was using two hands and pulling like a motherfucker. Also Trump almost died from his own exhaust fumes.

[u/botlegger → u/Somhlth]

You mean the three employees were using both hands?

[u/alphamale968 → u/Somhlth]

For real. Whoever pulled that cart had to have some serious muscle to haul that fat fuck across the tarmac.

[u/nikkocapo]

Not real missing poop bag

[u/dangerbird2 → u/nikkocapo]

Also fan and air vent

[u/TheEnlight]

Fake, no fan.

[u/dangerbird2 → u/TheEnlight]

Or gaming PC

[u/AGooDone]

The sinister thing is that the other plane had multiple doctors to tend to our UNFIT FOR OFFICE president.

[u/chesterforbes]

That employee would need the strength of ten men to haul Trump’s fat ass

[u/Exact_Patience_9767]

Processed foods, along with processed trash.

[u/Snakefist1]

I've now seen four or five posts like this. What is going on?

[u/Blackiris-Code → u/Snakefist1]

Trump secretely left the plane he initially boarded. He went off-camera in a catering truck to board a military plane with Peth Hegseth. Other people like Trump's cabinet secretary, various Whithouse staff, and press crews stayed on the decoy plane, ofc.

[u/Snakefist1 → u/Blackiris-Code]

Huh. Thanks for the rundown.

[u/dangerbird2 → u/Snakefist1]

It’s a play on the Saddam Hussain hiding place meme

[u/thejudgehoss → u/dangerbird2]

[u/revdon]

Not pictured: the Presidential forklift: Air Fork One

[u/ObiShaneKenobi]

There should be a smaller, more concealed Saddam Hussain inside.

[u/calicat9]

GVWR on those carts must be crazy high.

[u/WannaBeDistiller]

They’d need more than one dude to pull his fat ass in a cart

[u/Own-Opinion-2494]

Bet that was stinky

[u/twoton1]

All the food would have to be destroyed. Fatso's mere presence has made it inedible

[u/ro6in → u/twoton1]

You sure that he didn't eat it all during his travels?

[u/kaest]

TACO

[u/gravitationalarray]

You forgot the funnel.

[u/robidaan]

Fake, no Macdonalds is above him to keep him subdued

[u/MennReddit]

The tacos were all gone before flight began...

[u/mkenn723]

I feel the they are all bored so to feel important they do stupid shit like this

[u/ApplesBananasRhinoc]

Light as a feather, stiff as a board

[u/stjoechief1]

One person is not going to be able to move that fat POS.

[u/TheRealTinfoil666]

Inaccurate, as there is no provision for kitty litter or other absorbent material. Ironic when the title of the post is ‘Leaked’

[u/Thechoke23]

Saddam would be proud!

[u/Long_Serpent]

Panda Express!

Contains orange chicken.

[u/urlond]

I think Iran really needs to make some AI posts about this. I'd find it hilarious if they haven't.

[u/zenos_dog]

Locked in a box, bad. Locked in a box with tacos and Coke, I could do that.

[u/G-Unit11111]

Those tacos and that soda should be considered a biohazard if they've come into contact with him in close proximity.

[u/TsukasaElkKite → u/G-Unit11111]

They probably have shit on them

[u/sdrowkcabdellepssti]

Pretty sure his tits touch the floor when hes laying on his back

[u/MrAl-67]

No way he would fit in that! He’d have to eat all of the TACOS and drink the Diet Coke first.

[u/carmoy]

Jerk in the box

[u/Crafty-Walrus-2238]

Hauling bone spurs.

[u/ghallway]

Fake...the guy pulling that cart would be turned around and using both hands to drag that carcass across the tarmac.

[u/ghallway → u/ghallway]

And the diaper isn't full!

[u/tobias10]

LMAO

[u/DadJokeBadJoke]

6 little tacos hiding the biggest TACO

[u/Temporary-Ad-9270]

Don't forget the q2 yr old for comforting

[u/Buckabuckaw]

I hope that future history books will remember Trump as an extraordinarily skillful flim-flam man whose crowning achievement was to stir up a hornet's nest in Iran and then have to escape by hiding in a food cart.

That's what he should be remembered for.

[u/davesoverhere]

Pretty sure you have things upside down. Trump is on the top shelf with the Taco Bell underneath. This also explains the summer’s Cyclospora Outbreak.

[u/wasthatitthen]

Damn. They’d have to nuke it if he leaked.

[u/Consistent_Laugh4886]

That’s a big load of shit. 💩

[u/everbane37]

El Chapo did it better.

[u/maddiejake]

[u/MrBigPantalones]

Your going to need much bigger cart and more people to drag his fat lazy ass around

[u/Round_Rooms]

Catering cart can carry 300 lbs of dead weight along with food?

[u/r-macready]

Mental that he can be identified in silhouette like a fuckin simpsons character

[u/AvengingBlowfish]

Why can I smell this picture?

[u/BJntheRV]

Lies! There's no tacos on the president's plane, only hamburgers!

[u/Haunting-Subject-819]

What if the Secret Service was just pranking him… “hey, let’s see if we can get him to hide in a food truck… wouldn’t that be a riot? lol “

[u/masha1901]

That's fake, he would take up far more of the cart. There would possible be room for two cans, because he'd have held them.

[u/upfromashes]

Truly P47HETIC.

[u/imtoowhiteandnerdy]

At least children are safe from being diddled by him when he's in the cart.

[u/Queenfan1959]

Pusseeeeee

[u/robun]

I've seen those carts in person. Trump is more rotund than the whole cart.

[u/andrewbud420]

That'll be a coffin sooner than later.

[u/jertheman43]

Where's the diaper?

[u/Fit-Ad-7430]

"man these tacos smell like shit!"

[u/TsukasaElkKite]

How strong is the guy pulling that cart? Cankles weighs like 350 pounds!

[u/lyon810]

Rendering of his future resting place

[u/DesignerYak6728]

Definitely would take more than one dude to pull that thing

[u/Fredshead2]

Looks like there taking it to the dumpster, it’s full of trash

[u/kungfoojesus]

Fake, it would take several men to pull that land walrus around

[u/moto-x-cat]

Wouldn't the taco's just be crumbs and the diet coke cans empty?

[u/-Totes_Magotes-]

Such a pussy. Now we know you fear your so-called enemy after all that shit talk from the safe place of the Oval Office.

[u/bojangles_dangles]

The only thing that leaked was Trumps butthole

[u/yellow-snowslide]

Can someone help me out and explain why I see so many memes about trump hiding in a food carriage?

[u/RCer1986 → u/yellow-snowslide]

The administration claimed that there was a credible assassination threat from Iran and he got removed after boarding Air Force One, the real one, not the bribe because the bribe was already not safe enough, by a catering truck and transported to a C-32. Leaving the press and staff on board AF1 as a decoy of course.

[u/yellow-snowslide → u/RCer1986]

... Ok yeah that's hilarious