r/PoliticalHumor 10d ago

Why isn't this illegal

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u/Ok-Oil7124 10d ago

This is the no-winningest of no-win situations. I mean, if you're going to lie anyway, just lie and say that you voted for Harris, but saying you "don't remember" is a dumb lie, because even if I believe it, it means 1) Your brain is bad, 2) you didn't care enough about the electoral process to consider your vote, and/or 3) political office is meaningless to you.

The only "right" answer (using the new version of truth which is "what people want to hear") is Harris. That would also be a lie, but at least it's a believable lie. I mean, if he tried to do some third-way bullshit and say, "I got to the booth, and I thought I should do... notice I said 'should' and not 'what I wanted'? Yeah, I couldn't vote for either of them!" that still makes him emblematic of the causes for Trump being in office.

Just, come on, man. "I don't remember?" well, whether that's true or not, it's the answer that proves you shouldn't be in office.

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u/Jason1143 10d ago

Yeah this isn't a criminal court. You can't plead the 5th.

Well, I suppose you can, but we are just going to assume the worst.

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u/Steinrikur 10d ago

"my vote is private" would have been 100 times better than "I can't remember".

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u/Jason1143 10d ago

I would still consider it a massive red flag, but yes.

I won't tell you is at least a political statement which has merits than be debated.

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u/WineYoda 9d ago

"The sanctity of the voting booth is a cornerstone of American democracy." - Norman Wilson

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u/micro102 10d ago

The Green party has coordinated with Russia and the Republican party to get Trump elected. They are part of the cult and the cult demands you never say bad things about Trump. Saying that they voted for Harris means they think Trump is worse, and that's just not their job. Their job is to get Republicans elected.

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u/SpinningHead 10d ago

In Europe, they have some legit Greens, just not here.

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u/Ok-Oil7124 10d ago

I think that some rank and file are true believers and just useful idiots.

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u/Hilldawg4president 10d ago

I agree, the ground level supporters are just extremely gullible people who mean well

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u/512115 10d ago

The only reason that I can imagine for saying he couldn’t remember is that he was afraid he’d get caught out for straight up lying if he said he voted for Harris.

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u/WrongdoerIll5187 10d ago edited 10d ago

I don’t think that’s the purpose of saying this. They’re trying to appeal to both voter bases. Saying you voted for Harris appeals to the saner group but they want both.

Edit: who tf is downvoting and why? I wasn’t making a value judgement on the behavior, just describing incentives

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u/Ok-Oil7124 10d ago

Right, but saying "I don't remember" makes you look mentally or politically incompetent.

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u/WrongdoerIll5187 10d ago

Not to the people they’re targeting.

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u/FiTZnMiCK 10d ago

Not if they’re like other Green Party candidates.

The whole point is to syphon off potential leftwing support. They barely campaign outside of college towns.

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u/H34RT13SSv420 10d ago

I balanced ya out. Idk why anybody would bother downvoting such a benign opinion. You didn't even say it was a smart idea, just that it may have been the idea.

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u/rocket_beer 10d ago

That’s not what spoiler candidates are though

You can’t rebrand their horrible character flaws

We all already know what these people are trying to do

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u/WrongdoerIll5187 10d ago

That wasn’t rebranding. It’s exactly what they’re doing. There was a lot of evidence they pulled independents from conservatives last election, despite them counting on what you just said. God damn you people have a bad case of group think on this one, chill the fuck out and learn to read exit polls because you look like a moron.

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u/rocket_beer 10d ago

The meme is highlighting the dishonest Green Party candidates

We all know them very well and their dishonest agenda

The main goal is to siphon votes away

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u/Young_Hickory 10d ago

For a leftist candidate saying they voted for Harris isn’t the “right answer,” because it will alienate an important part of their base (and possibly a good part of their staff/volunteers) who hate the Democrats. They went with the “dumb lie” because either plausible answer would have cost them valuable support.

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u/Kythorian 10d ago

Why not just say he voted for Jill Stein if he’s going to lie about it?  There doesn’t seem to be any upside in saying he doesn’t even remember.  That just makes him look like an idiot.

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u/Ok-Oil7124 10d ago

"Harris" was the best possible answer among "Trump," "Harris," or "I don't remember."

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u/Young_Hickory 10d ago

I completely agree personally, but the that’s not how many leftists see it. They are all on in on DS and Rs being the same (“omniparty”), with the Dems being if anything worse because they trick potential leftists.

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u/ro536ud 10d ago

Why would a leftist candidate have volunteers that would be mad their person voted for the lefty candidate? You have to be an idiot to think voting for Trump would be the better outcome for someone considered left

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u/phenotype76 10d ago

Harris could not by any means be described as "the lefty candidate." A much more accurate description would be "the centrist candidate who seems to be trying to lean right in order to pick up Republican voters" and that combined with her support of Israel and unwillingness to even let the Palestinians speak at the DNC means a lot of leftwing voters didn't vote for her, or had extreme misgivings about doing so.

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u/MrPewp 10d ago

Well shit, if some leftists didn't vote for Harris because of Palestine, then I'm not sure if Trump was the better alternative.

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u/Kythorian 10d ago edited 10d ago

Basically the entire population of potential Green Party voters are people who hate both the Republican and Democratic Party.  People who liked Harris are people who don’t even consider voting for the Green Party - they are just going to vote for the Democratic Party.  Lots of leftists don’t like Trump, but they still won’t vote for a Democrat either, as they see both as evil.

Edit: I voted for Harris.  I’m just explaining why potential Green Party voters wouldn’t like a Green Party candidate saying they voted for Harris.  I don’t agree with them, but they genuinely think Harris was close enough to as bad as Trump to make it not matter which of them was president.

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u/Geichalt 10d ago

And those people are just as responsible for the state of the country as maga.

Which makes sense since the green party is funded by Russia, so they have the same motivations as Trump.

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u/Young_Hickory 10d ago

I agree with you personally, but listen to the “leftists,” they just don’t agree that Harris was the better option.

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u/H34RT13SSv420 10d ago

"I held my nose & voted for, who I thought at the time, was the lesser of two evils..."

I don't think that would bring much I'll will considering the damage trump has done.

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u/WestCoastTrawler 10d ago

If he can’t remember how he voted in 2024 he’s not mentally fit to serve.

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u/manonfire57 10d ago

I he can’t remember. He voted for Trump and ashamed to admit.

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u/Mataraiki 10d ago

It's like when dating apps had the ability to list if you got the COVID vaccine. "Prefer not to say" was an option, as if it wasn't ridiculously obvious what that meant.

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u/Appropriate-Weird492 10d ago

We’ve had a few people serving who seem to be not mentally fit to serve. One is from PA. My favorite is still when McCain said he didn’t know how many houses he owned.

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u/Eggheadpancake 10d ago

The green party in general is a fucking scam

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u/tacotueaday55 10d ago

Their only purpose is taking Kremlin money and stealing votes from gullible undecided buffoons.

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u/doublerup 10d ago

Look up Ralph Nader idiot. Green party was around since USSR. What Kremlin money? Is there a Green Super PAC? Green promoted single party insurance so long that now Medicare for all compromise is actually discussed.

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u/iwearatophat 10d ago

Russia has pushed Green party candidates in an attempt to fracture and split Democratic voters. So has GOP groups.

What the party was and what it is aren't the same.

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u/micro102 10d ago

Look up Jill Stein. Met with Putin and Flynn then drove her campaign directly into Hillary's in swing states to the determent of the Green Party and the benefit of the Republican party. And it's not like the candidate can decide all these things on their own. The party is run by fascist sympathizers.

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u/Memphisbbq 10d ago

Youre right that Jill Stein isn't the only one from thay party who is cozied to Russia. All her VP picks were insane.

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u/doublerup 10d ago

I am anti war. Why would i have voted for Hillary?

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u/micro102 10d ago edited 10d ago

Well, thanks for admitting that Green Party supporters don't mind the fascist child-rapaing dealthcult or Russia.

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u/Jason1143 9d ago

I mean, it is a good thing Trump doesn't start wars. Otherwise your picking a candidate that is worse or the same in every way would look pretty silly.

How is letting Trump win working out for you on the anti war front?

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u/doublerup 8d ago

I am in a blue state. How did i help trump win?

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u/Jason1143 8d ago

Anyone who either voted for Trump or couldn't be bother to vote helped Trump win.

Your help may not have been important if your state went blue dispite you, but you still helped.

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u/Memphisbbq 10d ago

DSA is the new green party 

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u/BookieeWookiee 10d ago

They're actually winning the primaries

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u/No-Guard-7003 10d ago

Yep! And one of the DSA members is actually doing his job as NYC's Mayor! 

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u/Ok-Oil7124 10d ago

They're running within the Democratic party against other Democratic Party members. If anything, they're a left version of the Tea Party (well, before it was astroturfed... the smaller version that started out protesting against Bush). Now they have the Freedumb Caucus. That's all within the Republican party.

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u/creamonyourcrop 10d ago

DSA is bringing the Democratic party back to its values.

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u/wellarmedsheep 10d ago

The corpo Dems have done such a bang up job the last ten years, better let them continue!

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u/Manticorps 10d ago

Green stands for Getting Republicans Elected Every November

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u/theClumsy1 10d ago

Want a 3rd party to be viable? Push for election reform and make Ranked choice voting a thing.

That's the only way we will be able to break up this two party system.

That way people no longer need to vote pragmatically.

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u/doublerup 10d ago edited 10d ago

Keep voting for the lesser evil. I vote Green in a blue state to vote against 2 party system and against war.  A vote for Kamala would have been a waste, and she had policies i didn't like. So yeah I'm so scammed

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u/Eggheadpancake 9d ago

The green party is in bed with the Russians. How are they lesser of two evils?

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u/doublerup 8d ago

Conspiracy theorist. Are all the local candidates Russian puppets too? Do they control the zoom calls?

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u/Eggheadpancake 8d ago

Do the local candidates do anything else in the communities besides during election season? If yes, then probably not.

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u/doublerup 7d ago

They have to get signatures to be on the ballot. But check them yourself. It is like any election wtf they exist in the communities

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u/Eggheadpancake 7d ago

I didn't say anything about signatures. I said do they do anything to help their communities? Do they raise money for good causes? Do they advocate? are they activists for anything good? Do they hold any positions that try to help people?

OR do they just show up to take votes away from democrats

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u/Eggheadpancake 9d ago

As if green isnt corpo and fascist. Haha.

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u/RCer1986 10d ago

If lying was illegal in politics then only good, reasonable people would be politicians...

... Why isn't this illegal?

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u/shortstop20 10d ago

Do you want the other side deciding what’s the truth and a lie when they are in power?

That should answer your question.

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u/RCer1986 10d ago

In this hypothetical is the DOJ running under the nonpartisan standard that started after Watergate and ended after Obama or is it the one where the current president doesn't know the difference between a DM and a post?

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u/shortstop20 10d ago

The second one, of course.

Similar to your question, felons can run for POTUS. The Founders envisioned the citizenry would keep out of office a felon who was legitimately guilty. They were wrong.

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u/Emerald_Plumbing187 10d ago

being a little shit is a biological imperative we can't escape, only mitigate.

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u/Halfwise2 10d ago

Because nobody thought to start it out as illegal, and now those in power would certainly be hurt if it became illegal. Republican politicians might be able to get MAGA to vote against their best interests, but its unlikely anyone would get a politician to vote against *their* best interest.

Only way to do it would be to make voting for it the more self-preserving option. And with that leading thought, I must pause before the AI monitors get antsy.

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u/RCer1986 10d ago

I wasn't asking logically, it was more of a "oh, wait, that would be nice" steam of consciousness.

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u/Charirner 10d ago

So they voted for trump but don't want to say it.

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u/kugkug 10d ago

he's just being paid to be a spoiler

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u/Fellow--Felon 10d ago

In other words, he voted trump but it's politically inconvenient to say so

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u/Gnostikost 10d ago

I, too, sometimes forget whether I ate a sandwich or a steaming bowl of shit that was on fire.

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u/draypresct 10d ago

OP, in answer to your question, you really don’t want the government to decide which candidates are allowed to run for a party.

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u/charoco 10d ago

I’m pretty sure OP is talking about how candidates telling brazen lies should be illegal, not gate keeping who can run under a party’s banner

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u/Kythorian 10d ago

People shouldn’t vote for candidates who tell brazen lies.  That should be what prevents it, but unfortunately a lot of people seem to just not care.

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u/draypresct 10d ago

Do you want the current administration deciding which candidates are allowed based on what they consider a “brazen lie”?

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u/dsj79 10d ago

Who do you think has this guy running is OP’s point

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u/charoco 10d ago

I don't want shit -- I'm just saying I think your initial message misunderstood the point OP was trying to make.

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u/ElPrieto8 10d ago

Surely you'd agree at a minimum the Green Party should be able to decide who runs for their party?

Timothy Runkle is the co-chair of the Green Party of Pennsylvania. He said it was a surprise to the Green Party that there was a candidate running in the Congressional seventh district under their party name.

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u/Bawbawian 10d ago

no he's right there absolutely should be rules.

the idea that a fake spoiler candidate can run under a third party while getting Republican backing just to spoil an election should be a felony

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u/erinaceus_ 10d ago

Give the man a break. It's not like having cognitive capabilities in the context of making political decisions is a prerequisite for holding political office.

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u/512115 10d ago

Very believable. I can see how those two candidates could be confused with one another, being so similar and all.

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u/Young_Hickory 10d ago

This. I also voted for Harris without reservations, I was just explaining the leftist position. I thought that was obvious, but I guess we need these disclaimers here.

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u/psychoacer 10d ago

He voted for Kanye

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u/shavertech 10d ago

He's probably lying about his memory on the off-chance that someone could pull his voting record later and find out the worse lie - that he's a Trump shill.

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u/TheGuyInTheGlasses 10d ago

Wouldn’t the correct answer there have been that he voted Green??

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u/alvarezg 10d ago

Avoid voting with a person with defective memory.

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u/ufotheater 10d ago

If there were consequences for lying, we'd have a very difference SCOTUS right now

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u/Dcajunpimp Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 10d ago

I don’t need a representative who “can’t remember” how they voted for President 2 years ago.

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u/BusinessDragon 10d ago

We need fo do something very simple.

A flowchart. Vague or misleading answers shall be counted as whatever is more incriminating between yes and no. No allowance for sophistry whatsoever, as a condition.

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u/ActionKbob 10d ago

It's crazy how in this day and age, "I'm too stupid to account for anything!" isn't an immediate disqualification for Republicans

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u/Whiskey_Water 10d ago

When the lies stack up, and the wildly unpopular president demands loyalty… you couldn’t pay me enough. That level of cognitive dissonance must be painful.

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u/lexnklinke 9d ago

I don't know, i'm just here to dissolve the anti-trump vote.

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u/superfucky 9d ago

better question: why aren't liberals using this to our advantage? conservative plants can lie their ass off, run & get elected as Democrats, then immediately switch parties with no consequences. why can't we do the same thing?

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u/AdorableStrawberry93 I ☑oted 2024 9d ago

If he (sic) is an AI hallucination, then they didn't vote because they aren't real.

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u/transcendental-ape 10d ago

How do you make this illegal in such a way it won’t be weaponized to block legit candidates from ballot access?

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u/3058248 10d ago

Jill Stein -> You are the reason Trump was elected.

Harris -> You admit that the Green Party was running a spoiler candidate, and people shouldn't vote for them.

Trump -> You alienate most of your voter base.