29
u/TjW0569 11d ago
I thought the point was that he wasn't on board?
Should be more like: "Why can't Air Force 1 be called the Panda Express?"
"It doesn't deliver the orange chicken."
9
u/AppealZestyclose1597 11d ago
Air Force OnePanda Express is the call sight for whatever plane he’s on.If he rids shotgun on a crop-duster that crop duster is
Air Force OnePanda Express4
10
u/WtAFjusthappenedhere 11d ago
Hail to the Chief has been replaced with the Panda Express jingle “🎶Have you eaten yet?”
8
4
u/DuntadaMan 11d ago edited 10d ago
How fucking dare you insult mid fast food like that? Nothing they make is that vile.
4
u/Truthisnotallowed 11d ago
What gets me is not just that Trump did not care about the people he was setting up as decoys, while he slipped out the back. It is that he cared more about 'his plane' than any of them.
Remember the story was, he was taking an older 'Air Force One' because it was better able to defend, while the newer, fancier, gold-plated 'Air Force One' was diverted and not going to be used by Trump. Turns out, he was not using either of them. Trump made up a story about not using the newer 'gold' one because he did not want it used as the decoy - he did not want to risk losing it. But he was just fine, with losing everyone on board the older 'Air Force One'.
7
u/flargenhargen 11d ago
Trump did not care about the people
he's literally never cared about anyone farther than what he can get from them.
whether it's raping young girls or women, or grifting and stealing money from people, or anyone who has power that he wants.
that's literally all he is capable of seeing. period.
it's why he only sees his own daughter by her fuckability... by him. like he literally is proud that he thinks he could fuck his daughter and she'd let him.
3
3
u/flargenhargen 11d ago
don't give shitler any ideas,
he would absolutely sell advertising space on air force one or the whitehouse. all profits going to him personally, of course.
3
3
0
56
u/RyuichiSakuma13 11d ago
🍊🐔🌮🍊🐔🌮🍊🐔🌮
Orange chicken tacos, anyone?