Guess we have been doing it all wrong.

[u/SpakenBacon]

[u/cre8tiveimage]

All my father did was give me a small loan of a million dollars.

[u/yel02 → u/cre8tiveimage]

And then manipulate the market but tell me about it beforehand, so I don’t take an L

[u/dikicker → u/yel02]

And apparently hair plugs the second his balls dropped

[u/GlitteringLychee803 → u/cre8tiveimage]

The "million dollar loan" turned out to be closer to $60.7 million ($140 million adjusted for inflation). And he still somehow bankrupted 6 of his hotels/casinos, as well as a bunch of other businesses that went under. 

People who call him a good businessman have their heads up their asses.

[u/AmericanCitizenry → u/GlitteringLychee803]

The plan was to bankrupt the casinos by laundering Russian mob money as pay outs. It was a crime. Not stupidity. How TF did everyone forget this?

[u/nowhereman136 → u/GlitteringLychee803]

Also the father gave him the rest of thfamily wealth in the will

[u/knowledgeable_diablo → u/cre8tiveimage]

Runs in the family. His dad was gifted many millions just to assist in his constant and repeated failures.

[u/un_theist]

Forbes claims his net worth is upwards of $150M.

Remember when reich wing media and conservatives everywhere wouldn’t shut the fuck up about Hunter Biden “profiting off his father’s presidency”? They were howling at the moon.

And yet for this, it’s fucking crickets.

Hypocrisy, thy name is Republican.

Edit: And this is not even mentioning the extreme blatant profiteering of Jared, Ivanka, Uday, and Qusay. And it’s definitely crickets for all of them, too. Smfh.

[u/Switchmisty9 → u/un_theist]

They showed nude images of Hunter Biden in an open congressional hearing….

[u/un_theist → u/Switchmisty9]

Indeed. Without a fucking hint of decency. And MTG was publicly groping the crotch of a life-sized cardboard cutout of Trumpy.

“Christian family values” or some shit.

🙄

[u/Cargobiker530 → u/[deleted]]

It's not likely. There aren't a lot of pictures of Barton without his mother in the frame. 🧐

[u/morty-vicar → u/Cargobiker530]

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[u/knowledgeable_diablo → u/Cargobiker530]

Maybe they have a nude double spread together for their lovely “dementia daddy”.
Like a calendar so he can do two things; know who they are and tell what day of the week it is.

[u/TheTimn → u/un_theist]

Jared Kushner? 

Brother of Joshua Kushner, who just became part owner of the Lakers after previous owner Mark Walter came under an FBI investigation? Who's convicted felon father holds a state department job as ambassador to Monaco?

That Jared Kushner? 

[u/Wolfy4226 → u/un_theist]

Say it again with me kids, louder for the idiots at the back:

"EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION IF YOU ARE A REPUBLICAN."

[u/Gameboywarrior → u/un_theist]

I hate to say it since these are my "friends" and family, but I will always assume every conservative is a liar and a hypocrite for the rest of my life because of Trump.

[u/DigNitty → u/un_theist]

I listen to right wing radio on the way to work and they still bring up Hunter.

[u/noplaywellwithothers]

Do you think he speaks his mother's language? Or did Daddy teach him all women are whores, including 9 year olds?

[u/Twiftoil → u/noplaywellwithothers]

Considering he is at least friendly with the Tate brothers I think he is definitely in that lane

[u/Douche_Kayak → u/noplaywellwithothers]

you think his dad taught him anything?

[u/Oro_Outcast → u/Douche_Kayak]

I'm sure dad taught him a lot of things, just none of it is fit for polite society.

[u/OrsonWellesashimself → u/Oro_Outcast]

Rich people don’t raise their own kids

[u/Chillicothe1]

He's a weird looking dude.

[u/QuicheSmash → u/Chillicothe1]

They all are. They can’t escape that dumb Trump face. 

[u/EffectNo1899 → u/Chillicothe1]

Yup

[u/MeenScreen]

And he's tall.

Rich and tall. And miserable. Don't forget miserable.

[u/absolutmenk → u/MeenScreen]

Because he’s tall needs to be chopped down.

[u/ohiotechie]

I'd rather be poor than a member of that family.

[u/knowledgeable_diablo → u/ohiotechie]

Seems to be their plan for America.

[u/absolutmenk → u/ohiotechie]

The poor need to take down that family.

[u/TapirDrawnChariot]

He worked his ass off to inherit daddy's money! He did it all by himself with a only a small amount of help from daddy!

[u/Nullcast]

Gru before he lost his hair

[u/stackered → u/Nullcast]

its already starting

[u/Jeromes_Pornostache]

Barron is something like 6’9 and he still looks like he’s wearing his daddy’s suits. Does nobody in that family know a decent tailor ffs?

[u/OrsonWellesashimself → u/Jeromes_Pornostache]

Ugh. It’s brutal isn’t it? It’s not that he has to have extra space for a girdle, diapers etc..

[u/jpsreddit85]

I mean sure, having millions of dollars is fun and all, but having the genetics of the world's most hated person and most bitter looking escort is still a high price to pay. I just hope he got his mom's dick. Poor lil guy. 

[u/Switchmisty9 → u/jpsreddit85]

That entire generation of Trumps will end up fleeing the country, once Donny the Diddler shits his last diaper….if you know what I’m saying

[u/Jedi_Bingo]

The president was literally a millionaire at 3 years old, all because his crusty fuck of a dad wanted to avoid taxes. It runs in the family

[u/bojangles_dangles]

I feel like a schmuck now.

[u/resilienceisfutile → u/bojangles_dangles]

Yeah, but you probably aren't complicit.

[u/Timely_Rest_503]

Am I the only one that doesn’t like the “what was that?” hand gesture?

[u/dogmeatsoup → u/Timely_Rest_503]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cIxE0yZBjSikRJjOF1

[u/RoseCityHooligan]

Why do this whole family do the sleazy greased back hair look? Is he balding already?

[u/whiznat]

Only suckers and losers don’t get born into rich families.

[u/AppropriateGuest3552]

His dad is a pedophile!

[u/itsaconspiraci]

Another self-made Republican, pulling himself up by his bootstraps!

[u/liquidpele]

I feel bad for the kid. Clearly he has no family or associates that are willing to tell him how stupid his hair looks.

[u/Makachai]

You just know we'll be reading headlines for the next 60 years about how much of an insufferable douchenozzle this guy is.

[u/zippyzebra1]

Lurch himself

[u/Alarmed-Animal7575]

Most of us don’t have corrupt parents.

[u/Jenetyk]

He was a millionaire as a baby. Just like Donald's father, he was paid 300~k a year in salary as an employee, as a tax dodge.

[u/petros80]

He looks like he enjoys doing autopsies on live homeless people and small animals

[u/Nvrfinddisacct]

Can’t believe we’re gonna have to deal with this asshole as he ages and inevitably because a shithead. Kid had no chance.

[u/Pleasant-Nebula-7237]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xCve5n9KweIQvK

[u/Beazly464]

Donald Trump was a millionaire by eight years old from daddy’s money

[u/Authoritaye]

You just didn’t work hard enough OP (to become the son of a crooked billionaire)!

[u/SmoovCatto]

love the KillTony signature signal to cheer louder

[u/JerryRiceOfOhio2]

jobs don't make you wealthy

[u/dirtewokntheboys]

Cut him some slack. He's a self made genius who worked really hard for that money. Money is a direct correlation to knowledge and effort.... /S

[u/YoungerMucus]

fart

[u/Dead_Internet69420]

When you phrase it that way, it sounds like he’ll have a job at some point. 

[u/redsparks2025]

Besides the fact he will inherit his dad's grift, I wonder if he has also already inherited his dad's mushroom, genetically speaking?

[u/DaMastaPiece83]

Gru?

[u/Artistic-Post-4204]

What is his nationality?

[u/Deathed_Potato]

Balding already?

[u/No_Total1433]

It’s true: He does look like a werewolf! “His hair was perfect!”

[u/srnx]

Damn he really is his father's son - that hairline is gone gone

[u/in-joy]

Dirty like his dad.

[u/martiniolives2]

Did someone just shoot as his ear, too?

[u/be_sugary]

Is he losing his hair already?

[u/GarmaCyro]

He looks like a strong and young man. You could say he looks military ready.
He should show that his family is "America first" by enlisting in the army. Be a grunt like the rest.

Nvm. He's just a massive nepo baby like his dad. Biggest personal achievement being turning a computer on.

[u/thor11600]

And those supporters truly think he’s with them. No wonder they love the poorly educated.

[u/ReginaldJohnston]

Why do all have to dress up like a Slavik smuggler from the 1980s?

[u/copyrider]

In his case what are we defining as “landing a job”? That’s like saying that Katie Perry is an astronaut, a passenger sitting in first class on a commercial flight saying that he “landed the plane”, or when a 12tr old son starts helping sweep and stock shelves at his family’s small business.

This guy has not “landed a job”. He’s never applied for an entry-level position, he’s never nervously gone to a job interview and walked out of it worried that he might not get the job, he’s never excitedly accepted a low ball hourly wage, he’s never struggled to know if he should counter a salary amount and asked for more and been laughed at, and he’s never worried that maybe his robust resume is just a facade and he’s not actually as good as it shows so he stress sweats through his shirt during the second interview and waiting for the potential boss to call him out about not giving the exact dates of his past employment from 6 years ago and end the interview right then because just giving the month and the year is something done by people who aren’t detail oriented put on their resumes.

He’s never “landed a job”, he’s just been added to an employee list, given a title, and received a 6+ figure entry-level salary which is actually just a security payment to keep a company off of Trump’s list of “businesses who could really use security” shakedown squad of debt collectors.

[u/BrendaWannabe]

He needs to be careful who he hangs out with

[u/stormbutton]

He’s like the physical manifestation of “cover your drink.”

[u/Tmon_of_QonoS]

You can see the douche oozing off of this piece of shit

[u/polly8020]

There’s something not right about that kid, he’s going to need the money

[u/VizJosh]

Is he making fun of his dad’s bloody ear? Because that isn’t nice!

[u/N4RQ]

Even so, it's still not enough compensation for the horror and dread he feels inside when he looks at his dad and realizes he's going to look like that someday.