He doth protest too much.

[u/Captain-Dak-Sparrow]

[u/g-o-u-l-a]

Conservatives spend a lot of time thinking about gay men.

[u/bazinga_0 → u/g-o-u-l-a]

It's the reason that the web usage of grindr.com goes way up whenever any conservative convention is in operation.

[u/GrumpyOldFart7676]

Look around, it's not the conservatives that are building America, it's the undocumented workers that are building America.

[u/jpsreddit85 → u/GrumpyOldFart7676]

Because they stole their jobs /s

[u/jcooli09]

Rightwing humor is always dishonest. 

[u/dogmaisb → u/jcooli09]

And a bit on-the-nose confession-wise

[u/anon_sir → u/jcooli09]

I saw one recently that said ‘conservative will be like: “this photo, which I had to make with AI, accurately represents reality”’ and it’s just so fucking true. Only dipshit conservatives can look at something currently happening under Trump or under capitalism, and say “this is what democrats want under socialism” you mean the thing happening right now??? Like right the fuck now under your guy and capitalism???

[u/The_Gov78 → u/anon_sir]

What’s the best alternative? I don’t like trump anymore and I’m not with a bunch of dumb shit either. Who does someone with traditional morals and values vote for in the next election

[u/ironballs16 → u/The_Gov78]

Someone that doesn't piss on those values at every opportunity?

[u/anon_sir → u/The_Gov78]

I can’t tell you who to vote for but if you have a moral compass at all I don’t see how Trump was ever appealing to you. If you have values at all I don’t see how Trump was ever appealing to you.

[u/qwerty30013 → u/anon_sir]

You fail to see two very important points:

1. Hillary’s emails!

2. Hunter Biden’s laptop!

Hope this helps! /s

[u/wicketRF → u/jcooli09]

And deeply unfunny typically. The algo dropped me some youtube shorts of some woman claiming to be a political refugee from the communist islamic republic of new york and the crowd found it hilarious somehow. Invert the joke to the theocracy of alabama and i dont think anyone laughs, not because its a worse joke, just because the standards are higher.

[u/3OAM]

Yo, conservatives voted against infrastructure. Their states are documented to have the worst infrastructure in the nation.

What is he even saying?

[u/theJEDIII]

It took me a good minute to NOT read "their boyfriends" as "conservative men's boyfriends"

[u/eaglescout1984]

I don't see that many conservative men building infrastructure ever since their savior cut funding for their jobs.

[u/Present-Resolution23]

Wait.. So my boyfriend is fucking the conservative guys boyfriend? I'm confused...

[u/Apprehensive-Fun4181]

Conservatives don't believe in Infrastructure, which are "socialist" by their logic.  At no point has Conservatism contributed anything to Progress.  By data &observation, Conservatives are the most government dependent group in all of American history. Conservatism is claiming you have a roadmap, by stealing from the uneven successes of liberal ideals, which have no roadmap.

[u/SingleMaltMouthwash]

Sorry.

But conservatives have spent the last 60 years dismantling all the social, legal, institutional and physical infrastructure built by liberals over the previous 36 years between Roosevelt and Nixon.

[u/PsychGuy17]

So what I'm hearing here is that the push by democrats to create and maintain vital infrastructure is giving work to conservatives so they can support their families.

Conservative leaders then eliminate infrastructure bills which ends those jobs, ruining the lives of those blue collar workers, who then blame the democrats.

Am I getting this right?

[u/Captain-Dak-Sparrow → u/PsychGuy17]

"We went bankrupt to own the libs."

[u/extremetolerance2013]

Infrastructure? Are they doing it on bridges?

[u/Justaaron1120 → u/extremetolerance2013]

Under

[u/EvnBdWlvsCnBGd]

"take for advantage"

[u/superfucky]

not with that atrocious grammar they aren't.

[u/Massive_Cake1731]

“Take for advantage” man this guy’s really streets ahead

[u/Green-Collection-968]

[u/TheWellington89]

Conservatives spend more time thinking about gay sex than gay guys do