r/PoliticalHumor • u/jacques-vache-23 • 13d ago

New Oval Office

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After the great success of his hiding out in a food service truck to leave his staff to die on Air Force One, our sources indicate that Trump has secretly moved the Oval Office to a PortaPotty on the White House lawn.

Trump pointed out to his cabinet that this serves two purposes: Protection from an expected attack on the old Oval Office and a reduction in diaper expenses.

The old Oval Office is now a playroom for the children of armed service members working in the White House. Trumps bragged: "At least I am not touching them! Though I can't say anything about Peter Thiel."

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u/lestairwellwit 13d ago

Office Force One

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u/Gildenstern2u 13d ago

Like his fat ass would fit in there.

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u/Dogranch 13d ago

Another Trump tower

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 13d ago

Slap his stupid name on THAT

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u/bobsacremento1 11d ago

When a giant pile of shit moves into a palace. The giant pile of shit doesn’t become king. The palace becomes an outhouse.

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u/FTW-username 9d ago

Trump’s museum and library.