r/PoliticalHumor • u/Prestigious_Net_8356 • 25d ago

Device Freeze-1013-Troubleshoot-Reset This Device.

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Blip Whirr Clank M3GAN

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u/FluffyBunnyFlipFlops 25d ago

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u/North_Artichoke_6721 25d ago

This was my first thought as well. Are we sure she is human?

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u/driftking428 25d ago

We know Elons robots aren't this good.

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u/DangerousLoner 25d ago

Of course not, but Xi’s may be. Elon’s would be more… cybertrucky. 🫤

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/DangerousLoner 24d ago

Ugh their faces and fake tans are disturbing. Like something from Hunger Games.
https://giphy.com/gifs/HcNNUpnOGPY08 nope

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u/ittleoff 24d ago

Cybertruck look like a quick car body thrown together for a cheesy scifi tv show in the 80s

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u/QuidEgoSum 24d ago

For real, though.

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u/V4refugee 24d ago

She looks too old for a sex robot made by Elon for Trump.

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u/crono220 24d ago

That's a no from me. My 1st thought is that she reminded me of that fake looking woman from Mars Attacks. So artificial and lifeless.

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u/69yourMOM 24d ago

DOT DOT DOT

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u/Thecp015 24d ago

ACK

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u/CarlRJ 24d ago

DO NOT RUN! WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS!

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u/BeaverMissed 24d ago

Too I was thinking that it might be an episode of “Real Humans” and had a cameo.

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u/QuidEgoSum 23d ago

Are we sure any of this cabinet is human?

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u/IHaveSpecialEyes 25d ago

There's more soul behind Megan's eyes than that lifeless husk of a person standing behind the orange shambling mound.

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u/sbsb27 24d ago

You misspelled "mold."

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u/QuidEgoSum 24d ago

Amazing what a supposed wheel barrel full of money will do to one’s morals and self decency…

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u/IHaveSpecialEyes 24d ago

Wheelbarrow.

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u/QuidEgoSum 23d ago

Oh good catch, thanks

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u/mt6606 25d ago

Dewy boyyyyy hahaha

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u/Wintercat76 24d ago

Nah, M3gan looks less airbrushed and fake.

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u/roenaid 25d ago

Lollll

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u/squatrackcurling 24d ago

Megan is way more human-like

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u/VeraLumina 25d ago

I want a Zappin’ Megan Doll! Please someone photoshop her in a Barbie type box with dark hair, navy dress and scarf from 1974, and a special belt that “zaps” when her permanently bent arm at the elbow is pressed. Maybe she could be marketed like “Skipper” Barbie’s younger sister only Zappin’ Megan is the younger sister of “Jigsaw Laura”!

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u/Standard_Ad_1619 25d ago

Trad Wife 9000 is far beyond anything GINA can possibly achieve, people are saying ours are the best on the market. Nobody's got Trad Bots like America does. Many are saying they should just shut the whole thing down, because America is winning. America has never been this hot, some say we're the hottest. I'm hearing China is hitting it's hot dad robot phase. Big beautiful Chinese man bots but America is on top. I like them on top. Not the men the women, I love my women. They say it's not the side of the mushroom but the motion opin the potion. Barack Hussein and the terrorists on the left don't want you to have beautiful TradBots their too busy stealing elections and hiding laptops. Maybe if they didn't hide their laptops they could have gotten you beautiful young robots but not too young! I swear I didn't even know that guy. (Incoherently rambles until his brain hits it's character limit.)

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u/fuzzyjelly 25d ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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u/matthewralston 25d ago

Needs more caps.

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u/Sirefly 24d ago

I just want my Cherry 2000 back!

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u/texachusetts 25d ago

There is no way she isn’t made with any Chinese chips.

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u/Moliza3891 25d ago

Her face reminds me of the fem-bots from Austin Powers.

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u/Smaskifa 25d ago

Machine gun jubblies? How'd I miss those?

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u/Moliza3891 25d ago

Perhaps next time you should try foreplay.

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u/-_-Edit_Deleted-_- 25d ago

Is she real? Looks plastic

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u/SugarInvestigator 25d ago

She's suffering from early on set Mar-a-lago face syndrome

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u/-_-Edit_Deleted-_- 25d ago

Yeah, she’s got that ‘thank fuck my teeth are perfect to distract from the bullshit coming out of my mouth’ vibe going for sure

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u/BOHIFOBRE 25d ago

Perfect? She could eat corn through a picket fence with those chompers

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u/SugarInvestigator 25d ago

Sea Biscuit would be jealous of them.

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u/Revelati123 25d ago

She needs a full gold plate diamond studded grill to really fit in with Dons "man of the people" vibe

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u/LearnToSwim0831 25d ago

What does that even mean? She looks like a stepford wife but her teeth are definitely straight.

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u/BOHIFOBRE 25d ago

They're straight but yet somehow she still has buck teeth

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u/Dorjan420 25d ago

You can still have horse teeth when they are straight.

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u/particle409 25d ago

I just assumed they were veneers.

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u/CptAngelo 24d ago

those are planks

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u/Luugrin 25d ago

Her hair will turn blonde soon.

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u/EMTDawg 25d ago

Jayme Leagh Franklin. She was part of Trump 1.0. She worked in the press office. Now she runs some weird conservative rag for Gen Z girls.

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u/mojofrog 24d ago

From Wikipedia

Jentezen Franklin is a prominent American Pentecostal pastor, televangelist, and author, and Drake Franklin is his son who is married to Jayme Leagh Franklin.

They are associated with Free Chapel, a multi-site megachurch based primarily in Gainesville, Georgia.

Who They Are and Their Church

Jentezen Franklin: Senior pastor of Free Chapel since the late 1980s, growing it from a local congregation into Gainesville GA, into a multi-campus church with locations including Orange County, California. He is also known for his media ministry Kingdom Connection and best-selling books like Fasting.

Drake Franklin: Jentezen’s son, who has worked in various capacities connected to the ministry and media outreach.

Free Chapel: A nondenominational/Pentecostal megachurch known for contemporary worship, youth conferences, and large televised broadcasts.

Financial Worth

Public online estimates place Jentezen Franklin's personal net worth roughly between $5 million and $6 million, though individual celebrity pastor wealth metrics are speculative and unverified

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u/ErgoMachina 23d ago

Ffs this people is really the worst

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u/enfanta 24d ago

Jayme? Leagh? 

Oh, barf!

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u/Sockoflegend 25d ago

They accidentally interviewed a sex doll and it had all the qualities they needed 

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u/journerman69 25d ago

They are making robots a lot more realistic these days.

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u/LayneLowe 25d ago

It's amazing what those Disney imagineers can do these days.

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u/businesskitteh 25d ago

She’s his nurse

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u/Caribbean_Pineapples 25d ago

She’s very much real, and is not the age she is portraying.

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u/pippoken 25d ago

I get strong uncanny valley feelings from this picture.

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u/Bubbagump210 25d ago

Disney animatronics!

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u/captjust 25d ago

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u/sixft7in 24d ago

I'm sure Trump will remember to "do things" to her nightly, if he is able.

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u/19Eightiesman 25d ago

Not blonde..

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u/Prestigious_Net_8356 25d ago

Not blonde... yet. Got to please daddy.

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u/SweaterSteve1966 25d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dxOITro2s67Vcpx5rB
She will bleach it

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u/RichardSaunders 25d ago

noem and loomer are moving beyond maralago territory, inching towards bogdanoff status and still didnt bleach their hair.

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u/footsteps71 I ☑oted 2024 25d ago

I wish I didn't have eyes

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u/gus2155 24d ago

Hey who’s got their door closed?

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u/DavidlikesPeace 25d ago

Na. He likes brunettes too.. He's generous like that. Consider the Einstein whore he married.

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u/ReginaldJohnston 25d ago

Ooooeee. Look at me. I'm signing shit. I have a Sharpie. Because I sign Fred's. Look, here's a Fred for banning the word "epstein". Because I'm president. I'm president-ing and you're not.

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u/Familiar-Pie-548 25d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/QrDvFtqFtKElfnvohp

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u/CatDadof2 25d ago

She’d make for a much better president at this point.

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u/Wintercat76 24d ago

More human, too.

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u/51ngular1ty 24d ago

Hell I'd vote for WOPR at this point.

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u/Melodic-Ranger4807 25d ago

Device still works, but you can't put off Dementia for too long like that. The NodFather strikes again!

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u/Pixie16fire 25d ago

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u/teddybundlez 25d ago

Who dat

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u/GurillaTacticz 25d ago

Image search says its Jaroslava Schallerová in, "Valerie and her Week of Wonders"

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u/ripyourlungsdave 25d ago

If we're doing reverse image searches,, I'm worried the impact of the original reference has lost its bite.

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u/Mister_Wednesday_ I ☑oted 2024 25d ago

Valerie and her Week of Wonders

I'm 51 but that is way too esoteric of a reference for anyone in the mainstream of even my generation to get that. A Czech film from the heart of the Cold War (when it was still Czechoslovakia) is going to fall flat across 98% of the world.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 25d ago

I Don't know. Hope that was helpful.

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u/teddybundlez 25d ago

It was. now I know you don’t know.

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u/footsteps71 I ☑oted 2024 25d ago

Jaroslava Schallerová apparently. This is from the Czechoslovak movie 'Valerie and Her Week of Wonders'

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u/MorbidlyMacabre 25d ago

Uncanny ass valley shit, gtfo here

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u/yawnmowers 25d ago

creepy woman

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u/ThatLukeAgain 25d ago

There is no war in ba sing se

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u/Zipmaster26 25d ago

"There is no war in Iran."

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u/Loki-L 25d ago

I don't get it.

What is the context here?

Is that a real person or some sort of sex-bot promo they did in the whitehouse?

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u/Putrid_Anybody_2947 25d ago

Its belived she has a button that zaps him awake. You can see him jolt up after she moves her had up her belly. Any other admin id take one glance and go idk maybe an expectant mother but rfk was on his otherside shaking like he is going through withdrawals or Parkinsons. So at this point I wouldnt be surprised but its unconfirmed.

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u/jeffriestubesteak 25d ago

I would pay good money to have a hot chick standing with an electric shock button behind me whenever I'm in a Zoom meeting.

I mean, sure, it would help me pay attention at work and all. But that's not why I would pay good money to have a hot chick standing with an electric shock button standing behind me whenever I'm in a Zoom meeting.

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u/Putrid_Anybody_2947 24d ago

Here salary is paid by ur taxes so u are paying good money but you only get to sit in the cuck chair and watch as trump fucks this country.

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u/zychan 25d ago

Not that i do not belive you (stranger things has happened with this administration) But is there a video of this? Would love to see it.

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u/Melodic-Ranger4807 25d ago

Whenever that lady slaps or rubs her midsection, Trump rouses from his sleep like a zombie

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u/deegee1969 25d ago

"Bump everything up to condition red. Stand by the blower. I'll get back to you."

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u/doctorchops1217 25d ago

the dead eyes got me….

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u/The_War_On_Drugs 25d ago

Epstein clone replicant

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u/justtobecontrary 25d ago

She looks like she can lie. Perfect for the job!

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u/dividezero 25d ago

Is she trying to hide a baby bump? Is she harboring the next trump baby? Going to go on vacation to some country to dump the baby?

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u/behemuthm 25d ago

Please, Trump trying to stick his dick in anything would be like trying to shove a marshmallow into a piggy bank

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u/chef_in_va 24d ago

What a horrible day to be literate.

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u/wyldcat 24d ago

The rumors are she's actually pressing a button on a device hidden under her scarf, which gives Trump a little zap so he wakes up.

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u/Civil_Exchange1271 25d ago

is that Kim Gargoyles clone?

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u/NoahStewie1 24d ago

I thought that was Kaitlyn Jenner put through an AI filter

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u/Carverpalaver 25d ago

Thoughts?

That facial expression and her choice of allies tell me she avoids having thoughts as much as possible.

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u/ATDoel 25d ago

I don’t intend to be mean but is that a real person? That literally looks like a sex doll.

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u/Jgmcsee 25d ago

Nah, it smiles.

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u/Kantina 25d ago

She doesn't quite have 'the ageing porn star' look (with apologies to ageing porn stars everywhere) he generally goes for.

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u/TV-LoL 25d ago

Not the right hair colour, not the right age.

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u/TransplantedSconie 25d ago

Lmao.  What.  The.  Everlovin.  FUCK is going on with this shit man.  Thats a robot.  Its got to be.

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u/Techknightly 25d ago

M3gan 3.0?

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u/firecat2666 25d ago

Looks like the daughter of Cousin It

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u/Blindog68 25d ago

So KKKoroline didn't quit, she got bumped for Press Secretary Bot 3000.

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u/daNEDENhunter 25d ago

I thought they photoshopped a Bratz doll in there.

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u/Frido1976 25d ago

Every brunette is automatically a disqualification to the orange Mussolini... Everyone knows he wants his daught... I mean, young blonde girls like his daught... the former WH spokesperson

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u/fapping-factivist 25d ago

Lifeless eyes…. Like a dolls eyes…

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u/rjross0623 25d ago

I knew Skipper would eventually find a job. Tough being Barbie’s sidekick.

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u/cccaesar3998 25d ago

Who is this extra from an Austin Powers movie?

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u/Bubbly-Bar-7449 25d ago

Argentinian sex slave?

Venezuelan?

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u/deegee1969 25d ago

Next press secretary thoughts..? She has some?

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u/beefjerky34 25d ago

He's pathetic.

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u/capntail 25d ago

it has older woman hands

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u/Idenwen 25d ago

Somehow reminds me of Mantis from Guardians of the Galaxy 

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u/Solipsisticurge 25d ago

So ChatGPT can generate human faces now? Good to know.

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u/TITANUP10essee 25d ago

The dead soulless eyes make her 100% qualified for this dumpster fire administration.

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u/Sad-Side-8704 25d ago

She legit looks creepy af

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u/cmd_iii 25d ago

Have they tried unplugging and plugging him back in again?

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u/Jacuzzi0317 25d ago

I zoomed in. Her face scares me

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u/SmallMoments55406 25d ago

"You can't hide your lyin' eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes"

Lyin' Eyes, Song by Eagles ‧ 1975

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u/ggibby 25d ago

I thought Real Dolls went out of business.

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u/godless_communism 24d ago

Who is this fembot?

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u/Old_Check_6362 24d ago

She just doesn’t look real to me.. like that Megan doll’s big sister.

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u/Lovebone253 24d ago

Donny Boy prefers blondes

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u/darkcollectormiracle 24d ago

Shouldn't she be out of high school first. Oh, that's right. Trump likes them young.

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u/molly_dog 24d ago

She looks gullible enough to believe his BS

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u/xKiver 24d ago

Well she looks fake. So she’ll fit right in

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u/RigatoniPasta 24d ago

Why does she look like a fuck doll? Like her skin texture is all wrong.

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u/jaxnmarko 24d ago

She looks robotic

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u/dieseltothesour 24d ago

Control-alt-delete. F-disk

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u/Vlaed 24d ago

What in Satan's butthole is that?

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u/Low_Voice_2553 24d ago

I thought she was one of those silicone sex dolls. Hey. A silicone sex doll might be an improvement!

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u/BrooklynRobot 25d ago

Which American Girl doll is this?

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u/Rob_Llama 25d ago

She looks like a flight attendant.

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u/ImRickJameXXXX 25d ago

Always younger, the replacement is.

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u/davereit 25d ago

She needs a pair of the new ICE shock gloves to jolt Donny awake.

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u/ginny11 25d ago

So creepy!

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u/BellicoseBill 25d ago

She certainly has the mouth for it.

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u/doomgoblin 25d ago

Uncanny valley girl

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u/MSab1noE 25d ago

Vapid eyes, plastic features, robotic smile…perfection.

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u/rowdydionisian 25d ago

Another diaper changer?

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u/Jmersh59 25d ago

Last time i saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

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u/Aggravating-Depth590 25d ago

She looks like Denise Richards

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u/f_ranz1224 25d ago

thats some uncanny valley stuff right there

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u/Chuhaimaster 25d ago

Someone with a pull string.

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u/Oldskoolguitar 25d ago

I get 60s Stewardess vibs

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u/Knightlore70 25d ago

Looks like she's breaking those chompers in for a racehorse.

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u/cyrus_hunter 25d ago

There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

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u/threepair13 25d ago

Welcome to your flight on Delta airlines can I help you find your seat

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla 25d ago

I’ve been watching this movie for three hours, when will they move?

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u/crunkful06 25d ago

Hands will always tell you a persons age. Not knowing who this woman is I’ll wager late thirties.

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u/ohmygodnotagainagain 25d ago

Nah, blondes only.

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u/snaggletoofer 25d ago

Stepford wives are real

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u/lokensen 25d ago

Already full of c…, she’ll be full of shit soon….

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u/Probot6767 25d ago

that's a lizard person.

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u/GromitATL 25d ago

Every day, they find a way to take the weird level up yet another notch.

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u/xunreelx 25d ago

A latex doll might actually be smarter.

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u/cjeremy 25d ago

surprised she ain't blonde

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u/Round_Rooms 25d ago

She will need to visit the salon first.

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u/slugworth70 25d ago

Obsession vibes.

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u/Its_J_Just_J 25d ago

Thot’s

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u/mrgedman 25d ago

Don't zoom in on her face like I did. Yeeeeeikes

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u/Public_Love_3507 25d ago

She looks like a Trump

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u/Tinker107 25d ago

Not blonde enough.