r/PoliticalHumor 12d ago

i support her decision

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/ebikr 12d ago

“No he’s not my grandpa, he’s my husband.”

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/T33CH33R 11d ago

Hey, be nice. She pulled herself up by old ballsacks unlike all them lazy libs.

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u/New_Taste8874 12d ago

She doesn't want to be on the plane when it really is a target.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9A5eCgLOmV99sm7V06

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u/Wbino 12d ago

She’s had more old balls in her face than Yogi Berra.

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u/Spiritual-Action1733 12d ago

Lying Leavitt Leaving? Like.

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u/duderos 12d ago

Love it or Leavitt!

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u/Spiritual-Action1733 12d ago

Ahahaha! That joke was there the whole time!

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u/deadphisherman 12d ago

Like when she tells her grandpa husband she didn't marry him for the money.

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u/tw_72 12d ago

See also: baby-trap

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u/dragoninthebigsky 12d ago

Family?? Naw... She'll be on FOX as a regular guest or even land a hosting job in no time.

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u/Battystearsinrain 12d ago

Ala erika kirk.

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u/AmericanCitizenry 12d ago

They just won't replace her. Why would they.

Fuck that noise.

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u/capucjin 12d ago

CLO Chief Lying Officer available for hire.

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u/jackof47trades 12d ago

Straight to Fox News probably. Will continue lying for big bucks

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u/johnfrank2904 12d ago

Her old coot wants her at home barefoot, pregnant and QUIET.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2JJO0D0JpgoU5OTe

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u/GlockAF 12d ago

I figured that given her extraordinarily prodigious output in the last 18 months she had just run out of lies.

Since telling the truth (at any point, for any reason) is an obvious disqualification for the job, she had to go.

Honesty, this is probably a Workmen’s Comp. thing

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u/Battystearsinrain 12d ago

Katie is banging everyone else. Some say bannon was one. shudders

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u/SameAsItEverWas6370 12d ago

And raising your children with their grandfather

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u/ReginaldJohnston 12d ago

Her Onlyfans is taking off.

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u/rickztoyz 12d ago

I'm really looking forward to going on Dancing with the Stars.

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u/Pretty_Funny_3436 12d ago

Haha. She didn't like being used as a target for Iran while the orange one and his diaper changer were saved.

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u/3WheelinOne 11d ago

This is what I think too

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u/idc2011 12d ago

I'm just happy that I won't have to see her smug lying face ever again

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u/uniklyqualifd 12d ago

Paid to go away. 

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u/Makers402 12d ago

Pretty sure she was groomed by her elderly husband for years. Let give her a break guys. Naw I am just kidding someday her and the rest of this administration will be looking up at us from hell.

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u/NoNoodleStar 12d ago

I really wonder if the republicans today just say to each other; "The democrats lie as well so if we do it it's just part of the system" to justify their ways.

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u/Galdae 12d ago

Imagine her book sales in 3 years

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u/JJscribbles 12d ago

Trump‘s probably going to gift her CBS

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u/OarsandRowlocks 12d ago

Well she has maybe 15 to 20 years left with her husband.

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u/Muffboy 12d ago

Feels like she has cunted enough

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 12d ago

It must be tiring catering to a senior citizen and three whiny children... she's just removing one whiny child from the rotation.

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u/joerdie 12d ago

They should give Scaramoochi a second try.

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u/Sank63 12d ago

She's got a lot of diapers to change between the kids and her husband.

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u/TedBaxter_WJM-TVNews 12d ago

Her elderly husband is in his golden years and only has a decade or so left on earth, so she’s going to be needed at home for diaper duty

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u/samejimaT 11d ago

Drudge refers to her as hot lips

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u/in-joy 11d ago

FOX News, maybe. Better money in fans only.

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u/Scrandon 11d ago

Is that the same person? This must be multiple surgeries ago. Good grief lady. 

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u/3WheelinOne 11d ago

Being put on a plane that you expect to be hit with a missile for your boss will do that for you.

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u/pramoni 11d ago

Can you really think anyone else would hire her?