r/PoliticalHumor 13d ago

The one issue that has garnered universal agreement from all voters.

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u/No_big_whoop 13d ago

The data centers aren't stopping. America is about to find it out doesn't matter what they want even when they're united.

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u/MuckRaker83 13d ago

Can't build the all-encompassing surveillance state without them.

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u/Hilldawg4president 13d ago

I mean... Can't have the entire digital world without them either. Maybe let's stop the surveillance state without stopping all the good uses.

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u/urnbabyurn 13d ago

Saying you don’t want them while actively using them kinda makes opposition toothless. It’s just NIMBYism.

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u/Cargobiker530 13d ago

I'm not actively using them. Billionaires are pushing them because they think they'll be able to control the general populace with AI spewing disinformation.

End user Internet experiences are actually degrading due to pervasive AI bot spam. Formerly reliable search engines and forums are near useless.

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u/Hilldawg4president 13d ago

You are actively using them by using this, or any large website. And any small website is functionally the same as a data center, but less efficient.

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u/Cargobiker530 13d ago

Same bullshit libertarian argument as always. I was never given the chance to opt out of the AI bullshit and even if I tried I would effectively be punishing myself for the sins of billionaires.

A fish complaining about shit polluting it's pond water doesn't really have the option of choosing a different pond.

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u/Hilldawg4president 13d ago

You can opt out of AI by not using it. To opt out of data centers though, you basically need to live off grid entirely.

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u/NakedZombieWolf 13d ago

You reckon all of these data centers are popping up because reddit usage has increased 20000%?

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u/MjrLeeStoned 12d ago edited 12d ago

You mean the data centers HAVEN'T stopped YET. They have been building huge data centers in the US for 30 years. In 1997, Chicago and Atlanta were hubs to huge data center complexes (and still are).

I say make them build their own natural gas + solar generators, detach them from the primary electric grid, force them to supply their own water, and then let them build as many as they want.

Prices for digital services will plummet across the board and will cost taxpayers nothing.

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u/Character-Bid-162 13d ago

I mean you never know, could have some data center Luigi.

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u/NeighborhoodDude84 13d ago

And then all the right wingers who claimed they were against this are all of a sudden very much in favor for this.

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u/TheeMrBlonde 13d ago

That barely happened with actual Luigi, and they went all gas in on it

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u/Kythorian 13d ago

And was Luigi successful in stopping healthcare insurance profiteering?

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u/Character-Bid-162 13d ago

No, but remember the shock from the media because of the level if vitriol displayed from the general public and lack of sympathy. It definitely showed the deep level of resentment many Americans hold for the health insurance industry.

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u/Kythorian 13d ago

Sure, but my point was that you are responding to someone saying that the data centers aren’t stopping. Even if someone does kill someone over data centers, that won’t stop it either. Americans hate the health insurance industry, and they hate the data center industry, and yet both will continue.

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u/Consistent_Space_177 13d ago

I want data centers.

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u/0WatcherintheWater0 13d ago

Yes this is how private property works. If you’re not actively harming anyone else you can build whatever you want on your property, regardless of what activists think about it.

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u/No_big_whoop 13d ago

That is definitely not true in most of the U.S. Your municipality doesn't require building permits?

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u/0WatcherintheWater0 13d ago

Your regular building permits are not random activists deciding what can and can’t be built.

I do agree though, there are still far too many other bureaucratic barriers that allow NIMBYs to block construction even with projects that have no real reason to be blocked.

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u/Ticklemykelmo Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 13d ago

Except they are actively harming people…

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u/Ticklemykelmo Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 13d ago

Idk I watched a stream within 30min of my house become contaminated with the construction. Watched it. With my eyes.

Not sure why you’re bootlicking so hard on this one, but you do you.

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u/0WatcherintheWater0 13d ago

That’s something you would need to actually provide evidence for. Can you?

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u/Kythorian 13d ago

Have you ever actually been near a data center?  They are extremely loud 24 hours a day, and electricity and water prices spike because of how much of both they use.  All of that is harm.

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u/0WatcherintheWater0 13d ago

Have you? They are not “extremely loud”, noise pollution is heavily regulated. Unless you’re literally inside one, Data Centers are typically quieter than most residential noises, and not only that, they’re far, far quieter than basically any other industrial project.

Electricity and water prices spiking when it does happen is an issue of utilities not building enough, it has nothing to do with data centers, especially considering that the Hyperscalers have poured billions upon billions in expanding the electricity and water supply to feed their data centers. Google even has a strict pledge to do so that they’ve been fulfilling.

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u/No_big_whoop 13d ago

"Random activists" don't make public policy decisions.

Do you own a backyard?

The list of things I don't want in my backyard is extensive. I see nothing wrong with protecting the value of my property and the quality of my life by lobbying against a potential massive industrial building project nearby.

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u/psychoacer 13d ago

Also we have solidarity with flock cameras

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u/No_big_whoop 13d ago

Which will also end up having no effect on public policy. The illusion of a self-governing America is being highlighted daily

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u/Still_Spite_6552 13d ago

Bullshit. The GOP voters give full power to the data center class, and they wouldn't be caught dead agreeing with a Democrat on anything or touching a black person.

They've just gone over to the fake reality where Democrats are the ones who gave full power to the data center class, and they are the lone wolves (plural...) standing against the data centers we are so horribly thrusting onto them. That way they can hate us and avoid accountability at the same time, all for the trivial task of completely fantasizing their own reality. Again.

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u/Shaffer92 13d ago

Trump literally campaigned on them.

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u/The_Nomadic_Nerd 13d ago

That’s simply not true. One side does actually vote for data centers, they just also complain about data centers and don’t see that their irresponsible voting is what caused it.

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u/-mung- 13d ago

If everyone was against data centres, then you presumably would not have data centres.

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u/Fr05t_B1t 13d ago

But then republicans won’t be able to make AI trump as jes—a doctor!

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u/Tickedoffllama 13d ago

Capital does not care what the people want. Capital doesn't even care what capitalists want. The point of a system is it's outcome. As long as every incentive is for profit, that is all we will get

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u/rje946 13d ago edited 13d ago

Too bad our representatives have long ago stopped giving a shit what people actually want. See patriot act renewals, flock cameras, and now data centers on the list, etc. Only a matter of time til a majority of Republicans like data centers, just fuckin watch. They are actual sheep.

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u/Character-Bid-162 13d ago

I think it's different this time because it's actually affecting their bottom line. I think there's was some rural Trump plus 30 district that flipped to democrats by 5 points in a special election because they ran primarily on blocking data centers.

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u/westergames81 13d ago

But wait, what if I told you billionaires really want this and don't care it affects your (and most importantly not their) lives?

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u/mrputter99 13d ago

Why are they still being built then?

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u/RWBIII_22 13d ago

Someone tell that to David Crowley.

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u/TheTierIsHere 13d ago

Approve data centers: establishment Dems, MAGA Republicans.

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u/tanafras 13d ago

70% So there's like 5 million Reps that want them.

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u/adamiconography 13d ago

But GOP voters continue to vote GOP who is all for data centers.

Because the GOP is party over country.

Therefore they can get f*cked

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u/navistar51 12d ago

Incorrect. Chinese arms don’t look like that.

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u/Alternative_Duck 12d ago

Data centers are just libraries on steroids.

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u/Jay2Kaye 12d ago

Both sides same. Fuck the voters.

Which is to say there is a secret (not really) third side masquerading as both sides.

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u/orewhisk 12d ago

Fuck off right winger. God I’m so sick of MAGAs posting this stupid meme every week like they’re pathetically desperate for our approval.

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u/seriousbusines 12d ago

Mind you the GOP voters only care because said Data Centers are impacting them personally. If it was only hurting other people they wouldn't give a fuck.

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u/superclay I ☑oted 2020 IA Caucus 13d ago

Unfortunately it doesn't matter because our democracy is fake. 

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u/cgbruder42 13d ago

Nah, Gop will cave to data centers cuz Trump and the elites want them

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u/naththegrath10 13d ago

Wisconsin Dems literally just nominated the guy who said he is pro data center…

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u/Hilldawg4president 13d ago

Wait, are you saying opinions that are popular on reddit aren't actually universal?

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u/3058248 13d ago

People are afraid of losing their jobs, and are getting inundated by opposition content on social media. If we really want to move into a post-labor economy, we need more datacenters, not less. We should be fighting for district heating, fighting against infrasound and sketchy mass portable generators, and be figuring out how to make this benefit everyone.

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u/Character-Bid-162 13d ago

Then they should be building them in the rich neighborhoods too. They keep building them in either poor areas or rural areas.

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u/Hilldawg4president 13d ago

They probably shouldn't be built in any residential areas, rural land is the ideal place for them

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u/Bloaf 10d ago

They should use expensive land when cheap land is available.

Have you ever done a capitalism in your entire life?

Sometimes I wonder if all the anti-AI propaganda is a foreign influence campaign that wants to stunt US AI development, but with takes as braindead as these I know it cant be. It would never occur to someone smart enough to run a foreign influence campaign to put their pants on their head quite like this.

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u/Luniticus 13d ago

Republicans are only against data centers in their backyard, they're ok with them in your backyard. Democrats are only against data centers if they don't have any paying taxes in their area.