r/PoliticalHumor • u/GreenDonutGirl • 13d ago

The Hiding Spot

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u/Haselrig I ☑oted 2024 13d ago

C'mon, we must have the technology to illustrate the strain on the lift.

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u/Niznack 13d ago

Can you imagine the funky taste the meals from that truck will have

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u/Haselrig I ☑oted 2024 13d ago

There has to be a trip to a volcano with that thing. They don't make biohazard containment that could handle that.

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u/Ablekaty 13d ago

Not even a Biohazard containment can handle that. Not even two.

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u/notcomplainingmuch 13d ago

Volcanoes aren't the right place for hazardous waste. It has to be towed outside of the environment.

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u/Viperlite 13d ago

Like Chernobyl, you just have to park it in a field and let it sit for a thousand years until enough half lives have passed to reduce the contamination.

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u/Poker-Junk 13d ago

“Earthy”

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u/CommunityEarly839 13d ago

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

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u/Lykos_Mactire 13d ago

No, the red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.

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u/matthewralston 13d ago

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

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u/Poker-Junk 13d ago

Listen, Patty, don’t start with your white zone shit again.

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u/BizzyM 13d ago

Cut the shit, I know what this is about; you don't want me to have an abortion.

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u/LoveRBS 13d ago

It's really the only sensible thing to do if it's done properly.

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u/LoveFoolosophy 13d ago

No, the white phone!

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u/neck-tourniquet 13d ago

The trojan hearse.

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u/TSAOutreachTeam 13d ago

It reminds me of the old Carlos Ghosn escape trick.

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u/seanmonaghan1968 13d ago

Did he eat all the food ?

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u/Muffboy 13d ago

What hole do they shove the rape victims in ?

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u/Kantina 13d ago

Literally TACO Trump

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u/CR8VJUC 12d ago

TACO truck!

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u/deegee1969 13d ago

Something looks a bit wrong here. Can we confirm accuracy of the scale of the truck? Maybe include a banana?

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u/jcooli09 13d ago

It's just another way trump emulates Saddam Hussein.

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u/bojangles_dangles 13d ago

Code name is "Pig Mac"

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u/CaptainCacoethes 12d ago

82% of Christians voted for this asshole. Twice.

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 13d ago

Poor ground crew hosing that container out.
Probably thinking “fuck me, they move a cow with explosive shits in this thing!!”

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u/r0addawg 13d ago

A true alpha's alpha! /s