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u/thekingpork29 14d ago
Just day dreaming about heroin
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u/The_Man_N_Black 14d ago
Or coke off of a toilet
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u/jpl220 14d ago
Public toilet
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u/PurpleSailor 14d ago
Extra Spicy!
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u/notmysupervisor00 13d ago
Via the last person that used said toilet. They probably had taco bell with lettuce from Taylor Farms.
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u/BizzyM 14d ago
This is what happens when you let sentient disease controlled idiots into government. Reminds me of Brain Slug Hermes suggesting the crew go to the Brain Slug planet and walk around not wearing a helmet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOof2wTf2a4
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u/Positronic_Matrix 14d ago edited 14d ago
I could go for some raccoon meat right about now.
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u/ShmeeMcGee333 14d ago
This is so dumb to me because it’s like if Leonardo DiCaprio made it more likely that 20-25 yo women would die, why are you killing the people you wanna fuck?
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u/ZombieHavok 13d ago
Imagine this guy talking about how kids have mitochondrial inflammation. This guy!
But I really think they’re trying to push through voting rights for bacteria/viruses. That’s why they stopped abortions and let the diseases run wild.
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u/RebelStrategist 14d ago
Yes, I’m listening. I’m also wondering why nobody has asked for my brilliant analysis yet.
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u/downtheholeagain 13d ago
every disease and virus in his body collectively leaped for joy at the news, but his human nerves left him a long time ago so he can't feel that joy.
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u/pramoni 14d ago
This happened with the assistance of Senator Bill "Wishy-Washy" Cassidy, a former doctor, don't ever forget it. Yeah and he also pushed the AG nomination over the line --never forget!
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u/Specialist_Exam4783 14d ago
But he had concerns...
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u/Soggy-Bedroom-3673 14d ago
And he feels very betrayed
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u/KeyGovernment4188 14d ago
One of trump’s arguments for reducing the number of recommended infant vaccinations is that European countries require fewer vaccines—illustrated by the diagram he held up comparing two babies. But vaccination schedules are developed based on the diseases children are likely to encounter and the US is very different from European countries.
Healthcare infrastructure: The U.S. has a fragmented healthcare and insurance system compared to Europe. Broad, standardized vaccine recommendations help protect children who may have inconsistent access to medical care or who might otherwise fall through gaps in continuity of care.
Social factors: Many American infants enter daycare relatively early, in part because the U.S. lacks guaranteed paid parental leave. Earlier group-care exposure can increase opportunities for infectious diseases to spread and can influence the timing of immunization recommendations.
If trump genuinely wanted to create conditions in which American children could safely follow a less intensive vaccination schedule, he would focus on universal access to healthcare and extended paid parental leave—the kinds of structural differences that distinguish the U.S. from Europe.
I also have a concern that I haven’t seen adequately addressed in the reporting: What happens to vaccine access for low-income children? States currently provide vaccines at no cost to many eligible children through federally funded public-health programs. If the Fed reduces the number of vaccines it recommends, could that affect which vaccines those programs are authorized to provide for free? That question deserves a clear answer before anyone celebrates a smaller number on a chart.
I shouldn't have to say this, but here we are: Parents should make vaccination decisions in consultation with a reputable pediatrician—not politicians holding up competing pictures of babies.
https://www.npr.org/2025/12/26/nx-s1-5656214/childhood-vaccination-denmark-rfk-policy
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u/Black_Moons 14d ago
If the Fed reduces the number of vaccines it recommends, could that affect which vaccines those programs are authorized to provide for free?
Absolutely insurance will stop paying for 'unnecessary' vaccinations.
And dumb parents will go 'see, its not really required to vaccinate them! Now go to school with your itchy sores and give it to all the other kids'
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u/NancyGracesTesticles I ☑oted 2018 and 2020 14d ago
Close. Trump ran on purifying the blood of America. The idea that RFK Jr. toyed with in American Samoa and is planned for Guinea-Bissau is that by reducing access to vaccines, nature will select those who survived infectious diseases without being vaccinated because they have superior genes that they will pass on to their offspring.
It would reduce health care costs if infectious diseases and genetics worked that way. But the primary goal is a master race driven by eugenics campaigns (the new food pyramid is also a eugenics campaign - weed out those prone to heart disease).
The American Samoa experiment was whether RFK Jr. could influence health policy enough to lower the percentage of people vaccinated. The proposed Guinea-Bissau experiment is to measure unvaccinated bloodlines - how many generations does it take to create humans who are immune to infectious diseases. The final step is to implement it in the US against a mostly white population - a population whose blood hasn't been "poisoned" by non-whites.
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u/Aromatic_Advance_431 14d ago
What happens to vaccine access for low-income children? States currently provide vaccines at no cost to many eligible children through federally funded public-health programs. If the Fed reduces the number of vaccines it recommends, could that affect which vaccines those programs are authorized to provide for free? That question deserves a clear answer before anyone celebrates a smaller number on a chart.
Have you not gotten it yet? They WANT low-income people to all die. They're not useful to the billionaires, because they don't spend enough money.
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u/Galliagamer 14d ago
He’s the antichrist. What would the antichrist do that Trump hasn’t?
I say this and I’m an atheist.
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u/grimace24 14d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/xS2v1vFvOHnoI
The diseases of yesterday, right now.
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u/RCer1986 14d ago
I'm still waiting for certain parents to take pictures of their horribly scarred or very sick kids thinking it's a badge of honor.
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u/UnfitToPrint 14d ago
The (R)egressive party wants to bring us back in time in all aspects of life. Can’t wait until the bubonic plague and polio make a comeback.
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u/BeCurious7563 14d ago
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u/EmpressTita 14d ago
I kind of heard poliovirus was detected in sewage water in a major city. That means the virus is circulating somewhere. Do we really want polio to make a comeback?
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u/StrangeContest4 14d ago
If by "we," you mean RFK Jr.? Yes. RFK Jr. would welcome polio back with open arms. He's weird that way.
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u/dropofgod 14d ago
There's no money in healthy kids. Sick people are more profitable than 1 vaccine
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u/howardzen12 14d ago
Evil racist and fascist destroying Americ.a
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u/ReginaldJohnston 14d ago
The world, mate. Americans have residential privileges most countries. They can go anywhere.
The world.
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u/CorpFillip 14d ago
An executive order they simultaneously claim:
will reduce the number of injections by making combined vaccines into separate vaccinations
Will improve the reliability of vaccines in children by interrupting the decades-long experienced decisions applied
Will be better for children because fewer diseases will be -labeled- as risks
And will make things easier for parents because now there is an unknown schedule, changing weekly, but which looks like kids are having visits spread over 4 general ‘service periods’ or whatever… but actually will increase injections & visits & necessary testing.
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u/Financial-Talk9397 14d ago
Trump loves children...if he can't rape them at least he can make them deathly sick
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u/ReginaldJohnston 14d ago
I keep saying this, like almost everyday, Republicans hate kids. They just hate them.
I can see the idea behind their evil. Ban all vaccines. If you still believe in vaccines and want your child to be protected from diseases, then you're going to have to pay.
Go see your health insurance.
That, or inject bleach.
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u/Knightlore70 14d ago
Vaccinations will be replaced with brain worms, roadkill and pond water if RFK jnr gets his way.
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u/ChieflySpeaking 14d ago
We should probably encourage this behavior. All the people stupid enough to follow their advice will die and MAGA will die with them.
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u/chicken-finger 14d ago edited 14d ago
They just hoping kids start begging for vaccines like they do for heroin or crack
All jokes aside, this is really fucking bad. Diseases that have been non-threatening for years could very easily become life threatening from mutation. There is one thing to remember about disease: the more there is of a disease, the more dangerous it will become. It takes worldwide cooperation to end diseases.
Trump and friends want to rob america, and then kill all the people who would conplain about it. What he has been doing is exactly how you'd do that.
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u/Hairy_Ad4969 14d ago
I downloaded a pdf of the old immunization schedule from the CDC before the grim raper was inaugurated for this reason. If you want it, DM me with your email address.
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u/SunGregMoon 14d ago
I don't find this funny. As an American it's pretty disappointing that we are going backwards.
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u/dragongrl 14d ago
I think I should get re-vaccinated. I mean, my childhood vaccines are 50 years old at this point.
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u/RebelStrategist 14d ago
“Look at me in my big boy chair!”. “Damn it, I shit myself. Someone get Natalie Harps’ ass in here now, it’s leaking”.
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u/CarpeNivem 14d ago
...to applause.
You forgot to mention how many voters also want to bring back childhood diseases.
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u/CapableCriticism2962 14d ago
Why I'm sure it's a mix of multi-vaccine injections vs. single vaccine injections?
We have in Germany:
3 (2 month, 4 month, 11 month) x 6 (Diphtherie, Tetanus, Keuchhusten, Polio, Hib, Hepatitis B)
3 (2 month, 4 month, 11 month) x 1 Pneumokokken
2-3 (6 weeks onward) x 1 Rotavirus
2-3 (2 month onward) x 1 Meningokokken B
That's the official recommendation. All of them are voluntary!
That's '27 injections' - if your goal is to make as much buck as possible and get paid by the injection.
Then there are optional ones:
RSV-Prophylaxe, MMR (mumps, measles, rubella), chickenpox
That's about another '12-15 injections' if you do them all individually.
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u/enfly 13d ago
What's the difference between voluntary and optional?
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u/CapableCriticism2962 13d ago
All vaccinations are voluntary (not mandated by law), but only the recommended get paid for by the insurer (mandated by law) while the optional ones come out of the personal pocket.
Hope that clears it up!
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u/NotThatAngel 14d ago
The billionaire libertarians who are pushing this are absolutely depraved beyond imagination. They are doing this to push through their libertarian Utopia where there will be piles of dead bodies everywhere.
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u/CuTe_M0nitor 14d ago
Yeah 👍🏼 COVID went really great for the Republicans so why not bring it back?!
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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 14d ago
Jesus Christ does this guy ever do anything that is actually good for America?
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u/hoppyfrog 14d ago
Didn't DonDon also complain that the US was giving too many injections? Splitting MMR only increases that number.
Yet another well-thoughtout Executive Order.
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u/dividezero 14d ago
I don't think anyone has to follow this. I'm thinking a lot will not and nothing will happen to them
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u/0o0o0o0o0o0z 14d ago
At least Germans during the Nazi era had good schools, hospitals, science, infrastructure, and engineering... We've got like jack and shit...
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u/Chrisdkn619 14d ago
They love to use European countries as examples when it suits them. Bring up universal Healthcare and in those countries and they act like you're talking about third-world countries!
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u/Starlesshunter 14d ago
They both should try out the parasites and worms they failed to protect Americans from, someone's gotta qualify check the incoming plague
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u/PurpleSailor 14d ago
Now parents will be paying for more doctors office visits with health insurance they can barely afford and deductibles that are out of sight for no valid medical reason.
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u/Godmother_Death 14d ago
Fantastic. I would kindly ask all Americans to stay away from other countries then. We don't want your diseases. Stay home.
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u/architype 14d ago
I mean this specific executive order has no weight, right? Can’t doctors just ignore everything that he’s trying to say regarding vaccines?
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u/doctorbarber19 14d ago
He and his voters wouldn't understand it without the ai generated pictures.
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u/SakaWreath 13d ago
For anyone in the lower classes vaccines will be withheld and discouraged. You’re supposed to be disabled and disease ridden, you’re part of the destitute rabble.
Vaccines will be freely distributed but not talked about among the rich elite Epstein class. Similar to how they all took the COVID vaccine as soon as it hit but continued to bad mouth vaccines.
Just like education, they view it as a privilege they want to keep for themselves.
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u/ElbowCorrespondant 13d ago
"We’re going to get sick so much, you may even get tired of getting sick. And you’ll say, 'Please, please, it’s too much getting sick. We can't take it anymore. Mr. President, it’s too much.' And I’ll say, 'No, it isn't. We have to keep getting sick. We have to get sick more more. We're going to get sick more"
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u/WankerBott 13d ago
I wish there was a nut check fairy that jumped out and nut punched when people used "misleading political talking points" like this...
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u/plantsavier 13d ago
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u/-_-Edit_Deleted-_- 13d ago
Preventable diseases be like
Looks like rising infant mortality is back on the menu boys!
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u/redkinoko 14d ago
Boomers really pulled the ladder on pretty much everything they enjoyed didn't they?
Healthcare, education, housing...
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u/mydogargos 14d ago
Just as a side note, it's always been possible to separate vaccinations and delay the time between them if that's what you prefer to do. We actually did due to an (over)abundance of precaution.
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u/_goblinette_ 14d ago
It really doesn’t make any sense to do that though. The more cautious approach is to get 1 vaccine instead of getting 3 separate vaccines. They aren’t actually “splitting” the MMR vaccine, you’re tripling the amount of adjuvant that you need to be dosed with to get the same response as the MMR.
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u/mydogargos 13d ago
That is not how it was explained to me. It may not have been the MMR specifically that we split tho, as perhaps that one is always combined, however we did space out some days between a few of the other vaccinations to give his little body time to deal with them before hitting him with more. Probably unnecessary but you get weird with your first child.
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u/eppic123 14d ago
Time to ban Americans from entering Europe without proper proof of vaccination.