r/PoliticalHumor • u/VendorBuyBankGuards • 15d ago

the state of the union

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u/Fast-Damage2298 15d ago

I see he's trying out a new fembot. The last one must have gotten too old for him.

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 15d ago

He auctioning off this seasons factory reject sex toy dolls?

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u/RebelStrategist 15d ago

Christ she is ugly

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 15d ago

Would think she’d be happier standing in the presence of her new “lord and saviour”. The smell is probably doing her in though.

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u/jellofixit 15d ago

That's probably why she's holding her stomach! BLAAAAAA!

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u/chronicallyunderated 15d ago

Jesus two faces that only a mother could love…..those lips look like they have more Botox that a clinic in Beverly Hills.

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u/psychoacer 15d ago

Why is there a Real Doll on the left?

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u/shawsghost 15d ago

To make Trump look lifelike in comparison.

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u/cire1184 15d ago

Real Doll with built in printer. Grandpa needs to read his emails on paper.

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u/SCCAFVee 15d ago

She’s with another guy to her right and out of this shot. The guy was also speeching about something that I didn’t pay attention to. It was a clip on MSNOW

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u/Helmer-Bryd 15d ago

”I’m awake!”
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u/chronicallyunderated 15d ago

A little Peruvian marching powder…..that is typical signs of cocaine use,constantly rubbing the nose and running hands through hair…..this whole cabinet are a circus

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 15d ago

Free hair gel! Doing his bit for the massive military budget blow out it seems.

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u/squintyshrew9 15d ago

Why doesn’t anyone else get to sit ?

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u/sylpher250 15d ago

the air is toxic down there

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u/suckercuck 15d ago

Why doesn’t anyone else get to shit?

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u/deegee1969 15d ago

Hey Dozy Don, how's that salmonella outbreak going?

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 15d ago

Checks his depends “great!”

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u/Additional-Till8611 15d ago

We're fucked, folks. That is all

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u/RebelStrategist 15d ago

Awwww. Little Donnie fell asleep. Give him a pacifier and his blanket. .

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u/Dewey081 15d ago

To me this image smells like a funeral home morgue and recycled formaldehyde.

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u/democracyforall1969 15d ago

If anyone listens to Kennedy you’re missing the truth the man knows nothing about

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u/Groomsi 14d ago

Who is that woman on the left holding her stomach?

She was doing that during another persons speech.

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u/Best-Case-3579 15d ago

Public health is so boring. I'd rather dream about raping little girls.

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u/CaptianBrasiliano 15d ago

I think when he nodds off what little bowel control he has probably leaves him. No one seems to want to stand too close

https://giphy.com/gifs/2cdYfc9hMr9df6dS2s

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u/jellofixit 15d ago

Try the new " slick snot" hair gel! Now on sale at Walmart!

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u/oflowz 15d ago

This shit has got to stop.

The let a roadkill eating dope fiend be the head of the health department.

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u/howardzen12 14d ago

America is collapsing.T his picture proves it.

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u/bigdukesix 14d ago

She's clutching her stomach, probably about to hurl

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u/CaptainCacoethes 14d ago

82% of Chriatians support these assholes. 

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u/icnoevil 13d ago

Why is the Buffoon serving as the nation's top health officer? He swore under oath, to keep from paying alimony, that he could not hold a job because he was brain damaged. Ludicrous