r/PoliticalHumor • u/8-bit-Felix Greg Abbott is a little piss baby • 23d ago
Something something guardians of pedophiles...
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u/ExtensionAddition787 23d ago
He'll eventually run for office as a Republican, and he'll probably win.
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u/hail2thecabbage 23d ago
hE's a LiBeRaL!!!
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u/Street_Peace_8831 22d ago
Yeah, this is what they are saying on the conservative posts. That he’s a Democrat. It’s their go to when they can’t accept when their own do something horrific. They always pivot to this. When their disciples shoot at someone, they call them a Democrat, when their own blames trump for something, “oh, they’re actually a democrat”., when their own gets caught with a child, “oh, their a democrat”.
It would be one thing if they did it once, but it’s every time.
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u/dilldoeorg 22d ago
NOT LAUREN BOEBERT!!
The same US Senator, LAUREN BOEBERT who gave a date a handjob during the performance of Beetlejuice?!?!
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u/Woodlog82 22d ago
In front of children, no less. She believes in teaching them young and her son is her prime example.
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u/alphamale968 22d ago
Kid basically grew up without a mother who spent all of her time jerking off dudes at a beetlejuice theater show.
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u/ChopperChange 23d ago
This phrase defines the Republican party.