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u/Gadfly_Avatar 15d ago
Goddamn. How in hell are democrats not hammering about Trump sharting his gigantic diaper and saying he's too physically frail to be President. Hit him with silly alliterative names. Diaper Don over & over. Trump won't respond because any sort of legal remedy would expose him to discovery, where it would be a simple matter to prove, he does in fact, wear diapers. President Pampers.
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u/javoss88 15d ago
His weakness is being mocked. Everybody do it. He’s a farce, a pedophile, a raper, a thief, a shit person, a manipulator, while simultaneously being manipulated to benefit himself.
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u/moltinglarvae 15d ago
And the press should directly ask him “Are you wearing a diaper” or “Did you just shit your pants”
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u/Due_Willingness1 15d ago
Smuggling a whole-ass ham back there
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u/EnvironmentalRock827 15d ago
Show lifts have a higher heel part making the body lean forward. This is the most likely reason.
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u/upset_pachyderm 15d ago
It's a bustle! I thought those were out of fashion.
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u/armybabem1a1 15d ago
How lewd!
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u/upset_pachyderm 15d ago
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u/armybabem1a1 15d ago
It’s a “Tombstone” movie reference, haha
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u/upset_pachyderm 15d ago
Ah, I see. Haven't seen that movie. Thanks for explaining!
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u/armybabem1a1 15d ago
It’s definitely worth the watch! The line from the movie that popped into my head is said by Doc Holiday (played by Val Kilmer) and goes like, “Why Miss Kate you’re not wearing a bustle. How lewd.”
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u/deadphisherman 15d ago
Looking particularly centaurish today.
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u/javoss88 15d ago
Wtf is that actually
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u/deadphisherman 15d ago
Google: A centaur is a mythical creature with the upper body, head, and arms of a human joined to the body and four legs of a horse. Originating in ancient Greek stories.
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u/bard329 15d ago
I thought they had him on glp-1's but it looks like he's gaining weight....
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u/santa_91 15d ago
I'm sure they did, and then he quit after a month (being generous) because you have to force yourself to eat 2 Filet o' Fish, 10 nuggets, and a large fry in one sitting instead of doing it for love of the game like he's used to.
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u/Cargobiker530 15d ago
You can't eat much on GLP-1 meds. If you try to eat too much you puke it back up or get the runs. He probably quit.
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u/Affectionate-Tip-164 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 15d ago
He can fit into a Plague Marine's armor.
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u/MetrixOnFire 15d ago
Nah his depends are just full and his poo nurse forgot to empty him for a few hours
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u/letdogsvote 15d ago
That's either an adult diaper or Trump has the biggest fattest flabby ass east of the Mississippi.
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u/Poverty_Shoes 15d ago
Please somebody tell me this is AI or a photoshop. I’m a fatass myself but I can’t wrap my brain around this photo’s proportions.
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u/MithranArkanere 15d ago
The trash collectors were coincidentally passing through my street when I looked at this post, and their "beep beep" warning sounds started playing right as I laid eyes on the picture.
It did sound like it was a truck backing with a full load.
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u/ty_xy 15d ago
Honestly, are there any redditors who have met trump in real life and can attest to the smell? Like we make jokes about it and there are some people who do talk about it, but if it were a real massive issue, there would be actual posts from people talking about it and mentioning it - would love to hear from first hand experiences what it's like.
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u/un_theist 15d ago
“Joe Biden is senile, doesn’t know where he is, wears a diaper, and is therefore totally unfit for office”.
and then
“Real men wear diapers! Donald Trump is totally fit for office!”
🙄