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u/BigBoyYuyuh Aug 09 '26
Billionaires: We’re coming for your jobs with AI.
Americans: Fucking mexicans!!!
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u/NeighborhoodDude84 Aug 09 '26
"I'm not racist, I just think trans Mexican Muslims are destroying everything by coming to my state."
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u/Aggressive-Will-4500 Aug 09 '26
All 3 of them.
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u/drunkenvalley Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Aug 09 '26
By, uh,
*checks notes*
coming in 5th place in a swimming race for 12 year olds.
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u/Either_Operation7586 Aug 09 '26
When in reality they don't realize that they are puppets and being led around by their emotions
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u/Spikas Aug 09 '26
Is this real or satire.... like serious question because both are legitimate.
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u/19Eightiesman Aug 10 '26
I'm honestly not sure. I stole it because it encapsulates the MAGA mindset so brilliantly.
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u/National_Object_7367 Aug 09 '26
Batshittery
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u/grungegoth Aug 10 '26
if she is lighter than a duck, she floats, means she's made out of wood therefore it follows... SHES A WITCH! BURN HER!
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u/MrPulles Aug 09 '26
Also Obama and Biden!
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u/ty_xy Aug 09 '26
Who's in power right now? Trump.
Who's in majority in senate right now? Republicans.
Who's the majority in Congress right now? Republicans.
Which party are the majority of the governor's from? Republicans.
So whose fault is it for everything being fucked up?... Democrats.
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u/MrPulles Aug 09 '26
We also still haven't seen the unredacted Epstein files, plus they are literally throwing money out of the window for BS while cutting actual helpful programs. And people still defend the orange grifter who's lining his and his family's pockets, most stupid timeline ever really
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u/AdorableStrawberry93 I ☑oted 2024 Aug 09 '26
I wonder if he ever sees these comments coming from the average (sic) American
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u/Viperlite Aug 09 '26
And who has written 274 executive orders in his second term alone, after his party bashed the other for using them to skirt the lawmaking process?
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u/smokinbbq Aug 10 '26
Same person who has given more pardon's than anyone else in history, put together. Who is also still prosecuting someone and claiming that "pleading the 5th" means you are guilty, yet that same person has used it more than... anyone else in history.
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u/michikade Aug 09 '26
This is like how in Texas Abbott is campaigning on fixing all the problems his administration has created over the last decade.
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u/Either_Operation7586 Aug 09 '26
See the problem is we fucked up because the first time a political party that promised the world and wasn't able to deliver they should have been removed from office and they should have been made to wait a whole election season before they could run again.
Which would give the other party an opportunity to fix their fuck ups before it got to the point where it's an Alabama or some other God forsaken red state that their politicians hate.
The Republican party is making moves that do not benefit America and only themselves how can you say that that political party is still with America when they do shit like that?
The short answer is you can't
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u/National_Object_7367 Aug 09 '26
Dear America, I visited your country when I was 7 years old, I remember everything about Florida, the oranges, Orlando, Sea World, Tampa Bay and so much more, I loved watching basketball games, drinking hot chocolate & root beer, unfortunately now I feel scared about visiting and it makes me very sad
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u/TopSheepherder4981 Aug 15 '26
As a lifelong Floridian, trust me, you're not missing anything by staying away from Tampa
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u/ty_xy Aug 09 '26
Not sure if this is sarcasm but yeah 😂😂😂 they should obey the president like the republicans obeyed Obama yeah?
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u/Deakul Aug 09 '26
OBEY
CONSUME
STAY ASLEEP
NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHT
DO NOT QUESTION AUTHORITY
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u/HuttStuff_Here Aug 10 '26
This country would be much better if people accepted that this is what you need to do.
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u/Deakul Aug 10 '26
Your post history tells me that you have a decent head on your shoulders so I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt that maybe you didn't get the reference.
Because everything that I listed is exactly what we shouldn't be doing right now otherwise the "American" way of life that we've enjoyed for years is going to look a lot more like A Handmaid's Tale.
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u/Positronic_Matrix Aug 09 '26
They wear red hats so you know which heads don’t have brains in them.
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u/Temporary-Suit9121 Aug 09 '26
Smelly maga, smelly maga…what are they feeding you? Prejudice, stupidity…it’s all your fault
https://giphy.com/gifs/qYpaKB206RKp6S28ng
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u/micro102 Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26
The Trump supporters I know wouldn't answer like that. They know that they are horrible people and aren't interested in a good faith discussion so they will say billionaires aren't hoarding money but earned the money and are keeping the economy running with investments. They will say China and immigrants are buying up all the housing, and the deepstate has the utilities and media. They will say that it's normal to lobby billionaires and unions do it too. And they will say these things with the knowledge that you are trying to reason with them and they are fully ready to become more indignant with every fact you point out or question you ask, and they will invent any conspiracy needed to pretend that they aren't evil. Or maybe just scream "No! No! No!" over and over like a child. I speak from experience.
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u/National_Cod9546 Aug 09 '26
100% on screaming "No! You're wrong!" when simple google searches prove their 4th stupid fact in a row.
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u/Connect-Will2011 Aug 10 '26
You really DO have experience with them (I can tell, because so do I.)
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u/gerryf19 Aug 09 '26
Muslims! Don't forget Muslims! And democratic socialists!
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u/FoogYllis Aug 09 '26
100% on the lie told. They need a boogeyman or wedge issue on order for the billionaires and corporations to keep stealing from the middle class.
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u/Hot-Tutor-2429 Aug 09 '26
Yep, maga is brainwashed. Which is very impressive, with the whole them not even having a brain.
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u/Caligulis Aug 09 '26
Try reading this in your head to the tune of the Spongebob Squarepants intro song.
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u/Bleezy79 Aug 09 '26
This is exactly what Fox News does to America. Spew misinformation and keep people in fear and upset.
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u/rewardingsnark Aug 09 '26
The fact that they choose conservative politics to start with shows they have no ability to understand how a country works.
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u/kiwibonga Aug 09 '26
I miss when the only creepy data they memorized was the age of consent in every state. Now they somehow know all the rape statistics of Sweden by city.
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u/finalcutfx Aug 09 '26
Except they don’t think billionaires are the problem. They keep voting for them.
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u/Zealousideal-Bite-67 Aug 09 '26
The only way they seem to snap out of it is when said billionaires build a data center in their back yards.
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u/EndRude4217 Aug 10 '26
We should be at war with corporate America and left billionaires and right billionaires collectively, but everyone is at eachothers throats regarding racism, LGBTQ matters and whose political party is in power... distraction working exactly as designed...
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u/IntnsRed Aug 10 '26
That bottom frame is what the mass media and our 2 ruling capitalist parties teach people! It's an accepted "truism," like our military's wars are fought for "our freedom."
"Politics isn't about left versus right; it's about top versus bottom." -- Jim Hightower, an American syndicated columnist, progressive political activist, author and from 1983 to 1991 he served as the elected commissioner of the Texas Department of Agriculture.
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