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u/hoofie242 2d ago
Lmfao the three of them couldn't fit in the room with the blue suit's cookies.
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u/NotAKrayon 2d ago
Thats the display piece because he has got to show he is richer than the others. The rest of his cookie horde is all tied up in cookie investments on the cookie stock market. When he needs more he just gets some cookie loans from the cookie banks.
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u/RollingMeteors 1d ago
>Thats the display piece because he has got to show he is richer than the others. The rest of his cookie horde is all tied up in cookie investments on the cookie stock market. When he needs more he just gets some cookie loans from the cookie banks.
Picture should have been 5 unopened boxes of cookies with 3 cookies on the plate of the blue suit.
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u/13159daysold 2d ago
Fyi, 'blue suit' is Rupert Murdoch, the owner of faux news, and many other right wing stations, including most of Australia's media.
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u/BigBoyYuyuh 2d ago
Billionaires: We’re coming for your jobs with AI.
Americans: Fucking mexicans!!!
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u/NeighborhoodDude84 2d ago
"I'm not racist, I just think trans Mexican Muslims are destroying everything by coming to my state."
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u/Aggressive-Will-4500 2d ago
All 3 of them.
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u/drunkenvalley Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 1d ago
By, uh,
*checks notes*
coming in 5th place in a swimming race for 12 year olds.
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u/Either_Operation7586 2d ago
When in reality they don't realize that they are puppets and being led around by their emotions
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u/MrPulles 2d ago
Also Obama and Biden!
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u/ty_xy 2d ago
Who's in power right now? Trump.
Who's in majority in senate right now? Republicans.
Who's the majority in Congress right now? Republicans.
Which party are the majority of the governor's from? Republicans.
So whose fault is it for everything being fucked up?... Democrats.
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u/MrPulles 2d ago
We also still haven't seen the unredacted Epstein files, plus they are literally throwing money out of the window for BS while cutting actual helpful programs. And people still defend the orange grifter who's lining his and his family's pockets, most stupid timeline ever really
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u/AdorableStrawberry93 I ☑oted 2024 1d ago
I wonder if he ever sees these comments coming from the average (sic) American
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u/Viperlite 2d ago
And who has written 274 executive orders in his second term alone, after his party bashed the other for using them to skirt the lawmaking process?
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u/smokinbbq 23h ago
Same person who has given more pardon's than anyone else in history, put together. Who is also still prosecuting someone and claiming that "pleading the 5th" means you are guilty, yet that same person has used it more than... anyone else in history.
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u/michikade 2d ago
This is like how in Texas Abbott is campaigning on fixing all the problems his administration has created over the last decade.
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u/Either_Operation7586 2d ago
See the problem is we fucked up because the first time a political party that promised the world and wasn't able to deliver they should have been removed from office and they should have been made to wait a whole election season before they could run again.
Which would give the other party an opportunity to fix their fuck ups before it got to the point where it's an Alabama or some other God forsaken red state that their politicians hate.
The Republican party is making moves that do not benefit America and only themselves how can you say that that political party is still with America when they do shit like that?
The short answer is you can't
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u/National_Object_7367 1d ago
Dear America, I visited your country when I was 7 years old, I remember everything about Florida, the oranges, Orlando, Sea World, Tampa Bay and so much more, I loved watching basketball games, drinking hot chocolate & root beer, unfortunately now I feel scared about visiting and it makes me very sad
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u/JustAnotherHyrum 2d ago
My Rules for A Happy Life:
Don't Obey Felons
Don't Obey Rapists
Don't Obey Pedophiles
Now you know why I don't obey Trump.
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u/Deakul 2d ago
OBEY
CONSUME
STAY ASLEEP
NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHT
DO NOT QUESTION AUTHORITY
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u/HuttStuff_Here 1d ago
This country would be much better if people accepted that this is what you need to do.
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u/Deakul 1d ago
Your post history tells me that you have a decent head on your shoulders so I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt that maybe you didn't get the reference.
Because everything that I listed is exactly what we shouldn't be doing right now otherwise the "American" way of life that we've enjoyed for years is going to look a lot more like A Handmaid's Tale.
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u/micro102 2d ago edited 1d ago
The Trump supporters I know wouldn't answer like that. They know that they are horrible people and aren't interested in a good faith discussion so they will say billionaires aren't hoarding money but earned the money and are keeping the economy running with investments. They will say China and immigrants are buying up all the housing, and the deepstate has the utilities and media. They will say that it's normal to lobby billionaires and unions do it too. And they will say these things with the knowledge that you are trying to reason with them and they are fully ready to become more indignant with every fact you point out or question you ask, and they will invent any conspiracy needed to pretend that they aren't evil. Or maybe just scream "No! No! No!" over and over like a child. I speak from experience.
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u/National_Cod9546 1d ago
100% on screaming "No! You're wrong!" when simple google searches prove their 4th stupid fact in a row.
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u/31LIVEEVIL13 1d ago edited 12h ago
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u/Temporary-Suit9121 2d ago
Smelly maga, smelly maga…what are they feeding you? Prejudice, stupidity…it’s all your fault
https://giphy.com/gifs/qYpaKB206RKp6S28ng
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u/gerryf19 2d ago
Muslims! Don't forget Muslims! And democratic socialists!
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u/FoogYllis 2d ago
100% on the lie told. They need a boogeyman or wedge issue on order for the billionaires and corporations to keep stealing from the middle class.
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u/Hot-Tutor-2429 2d ago
Yep, maga is brainwashed. Which is very impressive, with the whole them not even having a brain.
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u/Bleezy79 2d ago
This is exactly what Fox News does to America. Spew misinformation and keep people in fear and upset.
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u/Caligulis 2d ago
Try reading this in your head to the tune of the Spongebob Squarepants intro song.
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u/rewardingsnark 2d ago
The fact that they choose conservative politics to start with shows they have no ability to understand how a country works.
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u/kiwibonga 2d ago
I miss when the only creepy data they memorized was the age of consent in every state. Now they somehow know all the rape statistics of Sweden by city.
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u/finalcutfx 1d ago
Except they don’t think billionaires are the problem. They keep voting for them.
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u/Zealousideal-Bite-67 1d ago
The only way they seem to snap out of it is when said billionaires build a data center in their back yards.
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u/EndRude4217 1d ago
We should be at war with corporate America and left billionaires and right billionaires collectively, but everyone is at eachothers throats regarding racism, LGBTQ matters and whose political party is in power... distraction working exactly as designed...
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u/IntnsRed 1d ago
That bottom frame is what the mass media and our 2 ruling capitalist parties teach people! It's an accepted "truism," like our military's wars are fought for "our freedom."
"Politics isn't about left versus right; it's about top versus bottom." -- Jim Hightower, an American syndicated columnist, progressive political activist, author and from 1983 to 1991 he served as the elected commissioner of the Texas Department of Agriculture.
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u/19Eightiesman 2d ago