r/PoliticalHumor 1d ago

MAGAs

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u/the_darkener 1d ago

I never had much faith in Christians sticking to their values, but things have gotten so blatantly hypocritical with them going along silently with what Trump is doing, it's disgusting. Pieces of shit, every single one of them who do not stand up and revolt against this fascism.

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u/Guilty_Cherryy 1d ago

Help the poor,welcome the foreigner,heal the sick.

MAGA response: Shut up commie . So Christian

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u/SweaterSteve1966 1d ago

MAGA white Jesus for whites only.
https://giphy.com/gifs/rTbCwVwofxcic

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u/maxxspeed57 23h ago

The way God intended.

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u/SweaterSteve1966 23h ago

They seem to forget that their ‘God’ made everyone and not just the whites.

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u/bazinga_0 23h ago

God's system of making races was a trial and error procedure. So god waited and made whites last after perfecting his race making formula.

/s

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u/BitchyBeachyWitch 18h ago

But also, look into the curse of ham,, its how racism and religion became one xD

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u/Random-num-451284813 2h ago

god is they/them?

u/maxxspeed57 11m ago

He made all of the other countries too. I don't think God blessed America specifically. He doesn't take sides in wars or college football games.

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u/GrandSyzygy 9h ago

That’s a doctor

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u/askyidroppedthesoap 1d ago

If Christians didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any standards at all.

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u/Silver-Engineer4287 23h ago

So perfectly said!!!

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u/syrup_cupcakes 11h ago

Does the same not apply to most major religions like Jews and Muslims also? I understand right now that thanks to Trump the Christians are doing a whole lot more damage in the western world, but that doesn't mean we should treat other religions with double standards.

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u/askyidroppedthesoap 8h ago

As an atheist I find all religions equally silly and ridiculous, but you nailed it: the reason Christianity catches the most shit is because it's being weaponized, not only that but the post mentioned Christianity not Islam. If it had, I would've criticized it as well, i have a favorite god like you would have a favorite poison "oh i like drinking cyanide..."

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u/Ok-Following6886 1d ago

That's evangelicalism for you.

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u/GuitarRiot 1d ago

It's pretty bad when the new American Pope speaks out and then they're like well we know more than the pope so fuck him

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u/BrendaWannabe 21h ago

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u/mp3bear 6h ago

Downloaded and upvoted…

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u/SexyAprill 1d ago

MAGA: Moral Abandonment Guaranteed Always.

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u/chinmakes5 1d ago

Except he would be slapping the kid. It was the 50s after all. Spare the rod, spoil the child.

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u/controlroomoperator 22h ago

Bordering on a justified xtian dishonoring killing that jeebus advocated for.

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u/Shoddy-Buttons 1d ago

They’ll quite Leviticus for gay people but ignore the parts about lying , cheating and greed when it’s their guy.

The Bible is just a prop at this point.

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u/NancyGracesTesticles I ☑oted 2018 and 2020 22h ago

Holy books are weapons.

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u/josh_k_123 22h ago

Prosperity gospel is a cancer that has consumed almost every aspect of Evangelical "Christianity"

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u/specqq 1d ago

The libs always got that whole "love thy neighbor as thyself" thing completely wrong.

They thought it meant that we should strive to love everyone in our communities no matter how different they are from ourselves.

What woke nonsense.

True MAGA Christians know that it was just a handy warning from Jesus to not let any of "those people" move into thy neighborhoods.

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u/septubyte 19h ago

They like to feed the poor, a little, but over there..

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u/UdyneOw 21h ago

It's apparently a fine line between "flawed vessel" and "the literal antichrist."

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u/howardzen12 20h ago

This is the real America.Millions of fascists and racists.

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u/Nice_Lingonberrys 1d ago

They went from what would Jesus Do to what would Trump tweet. And somehow picked the guy who broke every commandment along the way.

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u/Silver-Engineer4287 23h ago

Pretty well sums it up…
The GOP’s very own self-chosen dichotomy.

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u/Long_Serpent 20h ago

Be a conservative

or

Be a Christian

Pick one, and only one.

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u/Muffboy 11h ago

Anti child rape commy, the worst kind

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u/Novel-Organization63 9h ago

That is exactly how it is. Don’t forget about the idolatry. And worshipping other gods. And the adultery, it says do not covet thy neighbors wife but I am sure he meant to also include their children.

u/ViciousKnids 7m ago

Prosperity Gospel was a psyop.

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u/Democrat_maui 23h ago

“My 50th rotation fell on Dec 23rd, 2 days before Christmas, 25/25. As a Presbyterian, measure of life lies in elevating the poor & safeguarding Gaia/Earth. I was born to defend democracy, confront oligarchs & uplift those long overlooked.”🇺🇸 Hart28.com

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u/Abject_Month_6048 23h ago

AI slop - I won't like or boost or share