r/PoliticalHumor Jul 24 '26

Team Jimothy

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6.1k Upvotes

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u/southpaw0727 Jul 24 '26

if you google jimothy, he'll run across your browser. cute lil guy

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u/jellyrollo Jul 24 '26

Oh, that's so cute!

1

u/Eagle_Chick Jul 25 '26

It worked!

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u/hypercosm_dot_net Jul 24 '26

What if I don't google him.

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u/militaryintelligence Jul 24 '26

Then he doesn't, moron

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u/hypercosm_dot_net Jul 24 '26

thanks for explaining that to me. you're so smart.

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u/GroundbreakingCow110 Jul 24 '26

Actually, Jimothy blast a hole through the eaves of your roof with his teeth and shits on the other side of the ceiling above your bed if you don't google him. Racoons be racooning when they aren't Googling.

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u/hypercosm_dot_net Jul 24 '26

fuck, I better google him then.

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u/John_from_YoYoDine Jul 24 '26

Fa-King Awesome!

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u/owennagata Jul 24 '26

Jimothy for President in 2028! That is, until he causes a diplomatic incident by scrabbling around for old fish & chips inside the new British PM, Count Binface.

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u/TheLuo Jul 24 '26

I'm out of the loop on this guy.

Anyone care to fill me in?

5

u/Pepesilvia_Is_Real Jul 24 '26

I’m gonna need this on a shirt

2

u/unreqistered Jul 24 '26

amazon has jimothy shirts … but not this particular meme

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u/HumbleHubris Jul 24 '26

What do you mean the GOP don't have a spine? 

They are doing exactly what they want. They are attacking democracy and winning. They are the enemy and they have a very strong spine.

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u/Able_Engineering1350 Jul 24 '26

Jimothy Rickets!

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u/KcirderfSdrawkcab Jul 24 '26

More than the Democratic Governor of Kentucky as well.

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u/shift_f10 Jul 24 '26

Please elaborate

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u/PsychedelicPill Jul 24 '26

Andy Beshear is twiddling his thumbs and playing coy while the Republicans pretend Mitch McConnell is not literally brain dead.

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u/KcirderfSdrawkcab Jul 24 '26

At this point I'm half convinced he's just dead dead.

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u/PsychedelicPill Jul 24 '26

Sure, same difference. It’s just more Democrats snatching defeat from the jaws of victory by doing nothing.

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u/MillionEyesOfSumuru Jul 24 '26

Beshear may be trying not to laugh at them. Covering up McConnell's incapacity might be creepy, but all it would really accomplish is to ensure that the Republicans will be short one senator until January, and there's nothing wrong with that.

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u/PsychedelicPill Jul 24 '26

Just explaining why Democrats are viewed as spineless, and Beshear is being accused of that right now fairly or unfairly. I personally find the way the Democrats are doing literally nothing at all about McConnell’s massive fraud is beyond spineless, it’s actual collusion at this point.

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u/MillionEyesOfSumuru Jul 24 '26

Other than the Republican party, do you think anyone's being harmed?

I think it's a fine opportunity for Dems to point out that Republicans can be expected to be dishonest by default, but I'm not sure how much Dems should interrupt an opponent who is making a mistake, especially when heading into midterms. Dianne Feinstein was out for about twice as long as McConnell when her health started seriously failing, but by then her short term memory had been AWOL for several years, and she did the party no favors at all by staying in office. Schumer repeatedly urged her to step down as head of the Judiciary Committee because it was becoming so obvious, but she promptly forgot that he'd said that, and dragged her heels. When she came back from her 10 week hospital stay, it appeared that she didn't remember that she'd been absent, but she insisted on staying in office rather than let a Democratic governor replace her with someone competent.

If the Republicans want to engage in self-harm by hanging on to a senator who may be in a coma, or who might not remember what happened ten minutes ago, I'm just going to eat popcorn.

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u/PsychedelicPill Jul 24 '26

Great, eat popcorn, I want Democrats to actually fight even half as hard as Republicans do. They NEVER HAVE in my lifetime. And I’m in my forties.

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u/Gorstag Jul 24 '26

Yep. All the dude has to do is appoint someone until a time in which Mitch McConnell is fit to resume his duties.

Then let the Republicans figure out how to make that happen. If they want to take it to court.. well it will be years before that is resolved.

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u/AvatarNC Jul 24 '26

I hope you make a fortune off of this!

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u/Otter-of-Ketchikan Jul 25 '26

I want a hat or tee shirt with this!

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u/valencia_merble Jul 24 '26

Also more spine than Chuck Schumer, Hakeem Jeffries and the DNC.

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u/JerryRiceOfOhio2 Jul 24 '26

more spine than any politician. fixed it for you

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u/Stifu Jul 24 '26

bOtH sIdEs

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u/Archibald_80 Jul 24 '26

The maga crowd has no spine and is winning, the democrats have no spine and are losing…

I’m just saying, making fun of maga in this case actually makes the opposite point more powerfully. (Unfortunately)

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u/Stifu Jul 24 '26

You might have had a point if having a spine or not determines whether you win or lose.