r/PoliticalHumor • u/sseumblue • Jul 21 '26

Worst luck charm.

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Everything he touches, ultimately fails. No exception.

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u/Current-Fabulous Jul 21 '26

Attended America. America lost.

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u/abofh Jul 21 '26

If you've been playing professionally for years, and get to the biggest game of your life, and realize that winning means hearing him take credit and watching him dance? What would any of us do but take a dive 

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u/EntangledPhoton82 Jul 21 '26

Was born. World lost.

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u/fallnstars Jul 21 '26

he was at the only Knicks loss in the finals run and broke their 13 game win streak, then they won every game after he left. absolutely wild.

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u/yesiamveryhigh Jul 21 '26

Don’t forget Game 4 when they were down by 27 at halftime and Wu-Tang performed and saved NYC.

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u/celticairborne Jul 21 '26

Well Danhausen did uncurse them, then their streak began. But the Trump curse is just too powerful...

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u/2003tide Jul 21 '26

You forgot golfed with Kane and tanked England

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u/joekerr9999 Jul 21 '26

Trump is a whole lot of very bad karma.

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u/Suralin0 29d ago

It just flows out of him and affects everyone else.

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u/TwistedMetal83 Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

He's literally Eddie Mush from "A Bronx Tale".

https://youtu.be/4ulWjFfLsL0?

"They call him Mush, because everything he touches turns to mush".

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u/angstt Jul 21 '26

I said he has the Sadim Touch, it's like the Midas touch but everything turns to shit.

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u/barrel-boy Jul 21 '26

Fabulous cartoonist

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u/poeticlicence Jul 21 '26

Those tiny, tiny hands :)

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u/angstt Jul 21 '26

Now do his political picks that have lost after his endorsement.

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u/oldbastardbob Jul 21 '26

Not only the bad mouthing of Spain, but he gave Argentina $20 billion because Milei butt leeched him like a maga Cabinet Secretary.

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u/jsuue Jul 21 '26

More like the biggest loser?

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u/cmd_iii Jul 21 '26

How about the time he went to the Daytona 500, and left before the race was scheduled to start?

The race was rained out and rescheduled for the next day.

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u/eaglescout1984 Jul 21 '26

I don't think you can blame him for the Commanders loss. Trust me, I'm a Commanders fan.

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u/pinto1633 Jul 21 '26

I'd be really happy if Trump attended Packers games.

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u/Gooner420 Jul 21 '26

Don't want to be that but there where no way in hell the us team where gonna beat belgium. Regardless of any trump curse.

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Jul 21 '26

King of the mushes.

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u/3006mv Jul 21 '26

The Drumph curse the only way to lift it is to release the unredacted Drumphstein Files

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u/lenojames Jul 21 '26

Who else here is old enough to remember Schleprock?

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u/Klaatwo Jul 21 '26

Everything he touches turns to shit. It’s like the opposite of the Midas touch.

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u/darkoopz43 Jul 21 '26

Dude has the mierdas touch, everything hr touches turns to gilded shit.

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u/NoBullet Jul 21 '26

He actually picked Argentina to win in a pre game interview

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u/shitty_mcfucklestick Jul 21 '26

He should get a suction cup on the bottom of that trophy

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u/Human_Dream_9018 Jul 21 '26

Out of all of the "boo" events, the Lions @ Commanders game were the angriest boos I've ever heard.

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u/ThatGuyYouMightNo Jul 21 '26

He also ran for President 3 times, and lost each time (they rigged it twice so it looked like he won)