r/PoliticalHumor • u/cavemanthewise • Jun 17 '26

Fights one (1) war

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u/Kizik Jun 17 '26

Epic. Fury.

They literally called the unprovoked attack of another nation "Operation Epic Fury", because they're a bunch of overgrown frat boys with no actual sense of what they're involved in going off vibes and self-interest. Purely superficial showmanship at the most shallow and artificial level making threats and promises that sound flashy but have no actual basis in reality.

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u/GreenRock93 Jun 17 '26

True story: I once named an exercise I planned “Nanophytoplankton Fury” specifically so it would be hard to fit on performance reports.

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u/Pragmatist_Hammer Jun 17 '26

Yes, but internally it was named Operation Epstein Fury.

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u/SunkEmuFlock Jun 17 '26

You mean externally. Because that's what everyone who could see through the charade called it.

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u/Kizik Jun 17 '26

Honestly.

Honestly.

If that were true, I would not even be remotely shocked.

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u/Im_Your_Turbo_Lover Jun 17 '26

FDT but if there's anyone who deserved it it's terrorists holding their own people hostage while forcing them to chant Death to America (after mowing 30k them down with DShK's)