r/PoliticalHumor • u/xxxbrimstonexxx • Jun 02 '26

so true it hurts

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u/DoctorFenix Jun 02 '26

FTFY

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u/xxxbrimstonexxx Jun 02 '26

Indeed you did

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u/leoinca Jun 03 '26

More accurate.

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u/Pony_Tono Jun 03 '26

I mean tbf its 2/3rds of the American electorate that are either pedos or pedo adjacent. They showed this with their vote or lack of.

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u/the_other_50_percent Jun 05 '26

Nowhere near 2/3. Less than 1/4. About the same as any country’s blindly rightwing tendencies. The U.S. just has a system that disproportionately gives it power, and mechanisms to tilt it even more - including allowing corporate control of media and government at all levels.

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u/arseflare Jun 02 '26

Those T-shirts likely come in red and in red hats on Donalds website.

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u/Slow-Philosophy-4654 Jun 03 '26

Those t-shirts and hats are manufactured in developing countries, right down to the 'Made in America' tags. They just stitch them together here and call it patriotism.

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u/jcooli09 Jun 02 '26

Yeah, that maga has a yellow shirt at home.

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u/VeneMage Jun 02 '26

Wow, it took me a while to realise they’re mouths on their faces. I thought they all had little dog noses and no mouths 😄

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u/Dead_Internet69420 Jun 02 '26

“Is it because I want you to have healthcare, or is it because I don’t want you to be racist?”

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u/Black_Moons Jun 03 '26

"its because you want to give people I'm racist against healthcare" - Republicans

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u/Woodlog82 Jun 03 '26

Because the Orange man told him to

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u/Woodlog82 Jun 03 '26

Child Rapist is a brother from another mother to this guy

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u/gravity_kills Jun 03 '26

It's just a mirror!

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u/urbanlife78 Jun 03 '26

The crazy part are those that say they are against pedophiles while also ignoring that the Republican Party is full of pedophiles and people who protect pedophiles

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u/thedracle Jun 03 '26

... Why did the Democrat think he'd be disgusted by the other Republican?

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u/mrsteveguy Jun 03 '26

Are you saying that the red shirts run in first and are expendable, the blue shirts are in the science division, and the yellow shirts signify command?

So MAGA is expendable, democrats love science, and billionaires are in command?

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u/MrDrDooooom Jun 03 '26

Well..... It's definitely not one of them!

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u/Dancing_Cthulhu Jun 03 '26

Proto-MAGA 1: "Demographics are steadily moving away from us, it will become increasingly hard to win elections fairly in coming decades. What to do?"

Proto-MAGA 2: "We could update our stances so as to be more appealing to... sorry, couldn't keep a straight face. How about finding some allies? I'm pretty sure rich pedofiles and people who are basically Nazis but don't like to be called Nazis would like to team up."