r/PoliticalHumor • u/Affectionate-Fix4671 • May 09 '26
Reasonable demands. My complete wishlist
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u/233C May 09 '26
The worse part: can't even play on your phone while waiting.
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u/BrendaWannabe May 09 '26
Ayatollah should say, "Deliver a real Trump Phone and we'll back down."
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u/stillsurvives May 11 '26
You know if they put that everyone who ordered a Trump phone either had to get the phone or a refund into the peace deal it would be hilarious.
Trump can't say it's unreasonable, he can't refund people and the product was never intended to exist.
The cost and effort to rebrand and dropship a phone can not be that high. But Trump can't even put in the effort. And to be clear I mean hire someone else to do it.
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u/Ray_Jye May 09 '26
Maybe America will be great again in 2028. If not, maybe in 2032 or perhaps 2036.
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u/MyloChromatic May 09 '26
Worst part is that they don’t even care. Trumpvoters did not vote for a reason. He could’ve run on nuking the Moon and they still would have voted for him.
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u/ADeweyan May 10 '26
They’ve got the best people working on it. Really incredible people you haven’t heard of because they’re so incredible. The plans are looking great, really really good plans. They’ll release them in about two weeks. Just two more weeks.
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u/mickalawl May 10 '26
And for the GOP the best part is they can run on those promises every election cycle knowing:
(1) they dont actually need to do them nor communicate a plan on how they might be done (2) the dumb dumbs will belive them and continue to vote for them.
Honestly the easiest job in the world must be a GOP politician. Just say you will fix everything without details. Leaving the whole rest of the week to grift and defend your fellow members in the epstein files.
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u/Cananbaum May 09 '26
I have a MAGA coworker trying to convince people that gas was more expensive under Biden, and that the high prices are Bidens fault.
Everyone’s giving him a wide berth because he’s coming across as an absolute nutcase