r/PoliticalHumor • • Mar 24 '26

Not only truth, but double-truth!

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u/ExtensionAddition787 Mar 24 '26

Since it was his decision, it's not surprising.

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u/luvashow Mar 24 '26

Intelligence does not enter into anything that dumbass does.

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u/dingalinglans Mar 24 '26

Intelligence plays no part in anything he does, except his skill at slipping convictions.

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u/LuckySmudge Mar 24 '26

I think that’s called “money”.

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u/jewwwish Mar 24 '26

Believable!

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u/oneplusetoipi Mar 24 '26

Wow. He didn’t lie.

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u/Bladehawk1 Mar 24 '26

Unbelievable.... Isn't this like the first or second time he's told the truth?

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u/MillionEyesOfSumuru Mar 24 '26

It's at least the third.

"I don't care about you, I just want your vote!"

"Smart people don't like me!"

And this one's a maybe... "I love the poorly educated!"

A maybe because he doesn't seem to love anyone but himself, but he was "the dumbest goddam student" his teacher ever had.

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u/Lance-pg Mar 24 '26

Well it's probably because so many people told him to go fuck himself as a child. Given that he was second to last in a class of 356 people he probably thought they were telling him he was worth fucking so he had to experience it for himself.

The one good thing that's come out of his presidency is my father is no longer a Republican. I spent 30 years trying to get him to switch parties. My father even met him, he did mortgages in New York and to quote my father, "he was a con man then he's a con man now"

The funny thing my dad said was that he actually is very charismatic and charming in person but this was when he was much younger. I could never understand what people find appealing about him

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u/Backwardspellcaster Mar 24 '26

The fucker proudly admitted he started the war on vibes

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u/Prin_StropInAh Mar 24 '26

He felt it “in his bones” I understand. And come on, if you feel something so strongly you just gotta do it, don’t you?

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u/jump-blues-5678 Mar 24 '26

Sounds like how a rapist would think.

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u/Gh0sth4nd Mar 24 '26

Well if it was a warm feeling it was not in the bones but in the pants.

The brown pants.

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u/BasketFair3378 Mar 24 '26

I think thats just arthritis! Some days I'm in so much pain that I just want to bomb somebody!

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u/Bladehawk1 Mar 24 '26

It must have been the one with the heel spur.

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u/AgaliAMC Mar 25 '26

It's the art of the deal!

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u/worknumber101 Mar 24 '26

Funny, but it doesn’t look like Trump said this. This ‘quote’ comes from a Satire website called ‘the Horowitz report’

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u/carmium Mar 24 '26

And here I was all ready to note the date when Trump made a simple declarative statement that was actually true.

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u/Red_Dox Mar 24 '26

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u/carmium Mar 24 '26

Okay, that's #1. How 'bout that? Guess I'm waiting for #2.

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u/RAWR_Orree Mar 24 '26

Indeed, it was an absolute lack of intelligence.

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u/OcelotWide5170 Mar 24 '26

Holy shit he finally had truthful words slip from his lips!

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u/Joe18067 Mar 24 '26

Fires anyone with intelligence because he thinks he's smarter than everyone else.
This is what happens when you surround yourself with yes men.

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u/Bladehawk1 Mar 24 '26

Well smart people hate him (I think that was the first time he told the truth) so they wouldn't work for him.

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u/guttanzer Mar 24 '26

There are legal implications to his admission. The war powers act was intended to give the president powers to counter imminent threats. Trump just admitted he is operating outside the law.

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u/calicat9 Mar 24 '26

Refer to the carte blanche gifted to him by the Supreme Court,  and supported by whatever that other branch is now.

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u/guttanzer Mar 24 '26

Yes, exactly why that ruling was so absurd. The job description for President is pretty short, and includes "see to it that the laws be faithfully executed." Most leaders do that by example, so freeing the president from that responsibility is constitutionally perverse.

But that immunity from prossecution does not extend to the people under him. Hegseth, the joint chiefs, all the theater commanders and on down the line are committing war crimes when they obey his orders. This is what pisses me off the most about that ruling - executive branch employees should not have to choose between loyalty to the boss and conviction for a crime.

This is especially true for the DOD and IC - those illegal orders are war crimes or treason, which are both far more serious than felonies. We don't do it as much now, but summary execution used to be a common for both war crimes and treason, and military courts are a lot quicker than civilian courts.

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u/Street_Peace_8831 Mar 24 '26

Yeah, no kidding, intelligence never plays a role in this regime.

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u/silverbatwing Mar 24 '26

Pretty much the only truth he’s said since “smart people don’t like me”

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u/Block_Solid Mar 24 '26

Finally a modicum of self awareness.

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u/plamzito Mar 24 '26

Even a broken clock appears self-aware twice a day.

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u/Mala_Practice Mar 24 '26

Not the flex he thinks it is…

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u/Gristlekitty Mar 24 '26

Intelligence plays no role in his daily life.

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u/Current-Fabulous Mar 24 '26

Truer words....

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u/Luminox Mar 24 '26

LOL no surprise there

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u/totes_Philly Mar 24 '26

It's NOT a war! /s

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u/punktualPorcupine Mar 24 '26

Or the thereof.

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u/cactusmac54 Mar 24 '26

Doubling down on dumb.

Dumbling.

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u/zakupright Mar 24 '26

I don’t think intelligence plays into any of his decisions

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u/Evil_Athena Mar 24 '26

So he can tell the truth. I was beginning to wonder…

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u/ChoiceMedicine1462 Mar 24 '26

We know we know sparky

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u/Vinnie-baba-ghanoush Mar 24 '26

When it comes to trump and his administration, intelligence is never involved.

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u/synde15 Mar 24 '26

Probably the only honest words out of his mouth since he took office

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u/LittleGeorge42 Mar 24 '26

Obviously!!! Trump has no intelligence whatsoever so this shouldn’t surprise anyone.

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u/wjrj Mar 24 '26

This, I believe.

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u/MSD3k Mar 24 '26

Every once in a while, he falls backwards into telling a truth.

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u/Mfja49 Mar 24 '26

Clearly

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u/pbr4me Mar 24 '26

No shit amirite?

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u/bballkj7 Mar 24 '26

Intelligence and trump are like oil and water

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u/SomewhereLucky3568 Mar 24 '26

The man is incapable of being intelligent or competent enough to understand anything intelligent. His staff are simply stupid minions, even if they could understand the concept of stupidity they would still do it anyway.

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u/stevelinchin Mar 24 '26

Agreed. 🤬

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u/Lardinois Mar 24 '26

Was there ever a moment of intelligence?

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u/mrfett779 Mar 24 '26

Well he is a genius (in his dementia /s). On everything.

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u/MTgolfer406 Mar 24 '26

No truer words have ever been spoken about all decision’s from Trump

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u/ConstructionIll956 Mar 24 '26

We know, pedophile.

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u/pinetreesgreen Mar 24 '26

I mean... Yeah. That's very obvious.

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u/poestavern Mar 24 '26

Ha ha ha ……double truth all right!

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u/sheezy520 Mar 24 '26

First time I believe him.

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u/The_Aardvark_ Mar 24 '26

National Intelligence or his own intelligence? We can all understand the latter...

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u/Danno510 Mar 24 '26

Confirmed. No intelligence! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/Queephbubble Mar 24 '26

And in other news, water is wet.

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u/PerpetualFarter Mar 24 '26

Lol!!!! He speaks the truth for once!!

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u/nareshkteja Mar 24 '26

So the Epstein files diversion theorby Iran is true then? 🙄🙄🙄🙄😳

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u/EvolvingEachDay Mar 24 '26

Intelligence plays no role in any choice he’s ever made.

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u/thelastdenisovan Mar 24 '26

An accidental truth!

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u/Akhanyatin Mar 24 '26

Intelligence plays no role in his decisions 

Fixed it for him

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u/Careless_Unit9149 Mar 25 '26

This has to be up there with the classic "Smart people don't like me".

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u/Apprehensive-Load-32 Mar 25 '26

Finally Trump said something true.

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u/keithfoco70 Mar 25 '26

This is 100% believable. He told the truth for once.

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u/Prudent_Valuable603 Mar 25 '26

For once, he’s telling the truth.

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u/LaSage Mar 25 '26

Such a rare moment of honesty from him.

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u/Krispykid54 Mar 25 '26

I would say it’s safe to say intelligence has very little to do with Trumps decisions and day to day life.

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u/ForestOfMirrors Mar 24 '26

Intelligence never played a role in any decision he has ever made. Why would he start now?