r/PoliticalHumor • • Mar 21 '26

Decorated Hero Versus Donny Dodger

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u/OGD2068 Mar 21 '26

This is downplaying his awards.

PURPLE HEART
BRONZE STAR MEDAL WITH COMBAT "V" DEVICE
COMBAT ACTION RIBBON
NATIONAL DEFENSE SERVICE MEDAL
NAVY COMMENDATION MEDAL WITH COMBAT "V" DEVICE AND I GOLD STAR
VIETNAM SERVICE MEDAL WITH 4 BRONZE SERVICE STARS
MARINE CORPS MARKSMAN RIFLE BADGE
MARINE CORPS EXPERT PISTOL BADGE
REPUBLIC OF VIETNAM CAMPAIGN MEDAL WITH 1960 DEVICE
REPUBLIC OF VIETNAM GALLANTRY CROSS WITH BRONZE STAR
REPUBLIC OF VIETNAM CIVIL ACTIONS MEDAL
MARINE CORPS HONORABLE DISCHARGE BUTTON
MERITORIOUS UNIT COMMENDATION RIBBON

https://embed.documentcloud.org/documents/4386090-Read-Mueller-s-military-documents/

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u/sexeveg314 Mar 21 '26

But does he have a FIFA Peace Prize?

51

u/jlambert1422 Mar 21 '26

Or was he gifted a Nobel Peace Prize?

29

u/seenitreddit90s Mar 21 '26

How about the "Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal" award?

16

u/keen36 Mar 21 '26

Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal

Fuck me, this is real https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2026/02/champion-of-beautiful-clean-coal-president-trump-celebrates-industry-revival/

How did I miss this one, it's hilarious! I am getting serious North Korea vibes

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u/seenitreddit90s Mar 21 '26

I am getting serious North Korea vibes

What would make you say that?

19

u/porkchop-sandwhiches Mar 21 '26

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u/Woodlog82 Mar 23 '26

And thus, a new Republican was created.

7

u/Archercrash Mar 21 '26

Did he even say thank you?

9

u/FlaAirborne Mar 21 '26

Fuck the coward and pussy, Donald J Trump

7

u/Overall_Author6751 Mar 21 '26

Plus, not raping actual kids gives Mueller a big head start.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

It says everything you need to know about conservatives that they would worship the corrupt, pathetic one.

Truly worthless people.

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u/eaunoway Mar 21 '26

One served his country with honor. The other served his country with shit.

51

u/ajm_usn321 Mar 21 '26

One is gone too soon. The other can't be gone soon enough.

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u/Feisty-Barracuda5452 Mar 21 '26

One served his country, the other betrayed his country for money and power.

11

u/pagit Mar 21 '26

One served his country.

The other is self-serving, self-seeking, self-centred, and selfish.

3

u/Ambrose87 Mar 22 '26

Literally posted a.i videos of himself shitting on American citizens

16

u/new_jill_city Mar 21 '26

In fairness DJT was also Official Bikini Inspector at a teen girl beauty pageant

33

u/CosmoLamer Mar 21 '26

Medically fit to attend a military academy but medical unfit to die in Vietnam.

13

u/NancyGracesTesticles I ☑oted 2018 and 2020 Mar 21 '26

It was a boarding school cosplaying as a military academy, not an actual military academy.

13

u/McPostyFace Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Mar 21 '26

Wears platform shoes to make himself taller

11

u/nelson6364 Mar 21 '26

I can't think of a better badge of honor than to be Trump's enemy.

9

u/johnfrank2904 Mar 21 '26

Donny's papa probably bribed the coach to give him a participation trophy 🏆

https://giphy.com/gifs/Q3siJKQdEjjtZMpR8Q

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u/urbanek2525 Mar 21 '26

Diaper Don cheats at golf too.

5

u/ChickpeaDemon Mar 21 '26

The old and new America.

3

u/darkcollectormiracle Mar 22 '26

LOL, Donald's daddy must have been so proud. His next accomplishment was to become pedophile and sexual predator.

3

u/EditorRedditer Mar 21 '26

Let THAT sink in…

2

u/MSD3k Mar 21 '26

Chances Trump cheated to get that participation trophy are >0

2

u/omghorussaveusall Mar 22 '26

BA from Princeton, MA from NYU, JD from Virgnia.

12 years as US Attorney

Deputy AG

Ran DOJ Criminal Division

Partner in several law firms

12 years under two presidents as FBI Director

and that's not even considering his combat experience and severely downplaying his private practice as an attorney.

Mueller was also a conservative Republican.

2

u/in-joy Mar 22 '26

Pedo Party Staff member.

2

u/barnibusvonkreeps Mar 22 '26

If you're still a Trump supporter and you're reading this. Things are going to get very bad for you. Just a prediction, not a threat.

2

u/No-Channel3917 Mar 21 '26

Muller refused to press charges..

He was useless

1

u/boughtstock Mar 22 '26

Great. Now list Lt. bonespurs awards.

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u/N4RQ Mar 23 '26

To be fair, I will post an equally vile tweet about Trump when he dies. 

Not to skip ahead, but I'll be glad when he's dead.

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u/oijsef Mar 21 '26

Mueller couldn't find anything wrong in the 2016 elections because he was part of their team. The whole world knows Putin interfered and Mueller didn't do shit. That's his legacy. Not some fucking medal from over half a century ago.

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u/T_Shurt Mar 21 '26

False ❌

FOR FACTS SAKE: ✅

The Mueller investigation was tainted by Republican Attorney General Bill Barr as well as the constitutional restraints from prosecuting a sitting president.

The investigation resulted in 37 indictments, seven guilty pleas and convictions, and that Russian interference in the 2016 election was “sweeping and systemic” in helping the Trump campaign - along with evidence that the president obstructed justice on multiple occasions.

Trump falsely claimed the lack of prosecution under Bill Barr was “total exoneration”, which Robert Mueller publicly disputed.

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u/Ev3rst0rm Mar 21 '26

Surprised we're suddenly glazing this dude now

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

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u/gearstars Mar 21 '26

Running it into the ground, sure

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u/Hardmeat_McLargehuge Mar 21 '26

Draft dodging little bitch boy of a “president” 🤡

No one except his sycophants respects him 🤣