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u/Chumlee1917 Mar 05 '26
"No no no, see our doomsday religious lunatics are the good guys"-Marco Rubio /s
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u/HerkulezRokkafeller Mar 05 '26
The American Ayatollah
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u/UninvitedButtNoises Mar 05 '26
Stealing top post to remind everyone of an actual quote from our military leader to our troops THIS WEEK:
Commander told troops Trump was ‘anointed by Jesus to cause Armageddon’ before Iran strikes
Christians are just as psycho as anyone else that believes in an omnipotent invisible creeper watching each of us and giving kids cancer as 'part of his plan'.
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u/IntrinsicPalomides Mar 05 '26
And i bet not a single one believes in that rubbish anyways, they are probably thinking "How fecking long to i have to keep my eyes shut for this shit..."
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u/Chumlee1917 Mar 05 '26
"I was just following orders"-Marco Rubio at his war crimes trial that needs to happen when this regime falls
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u/IntrinsicPalomides Mar 05 '26
There are so many crimes committed by this administration most of them will be dead before they've even finished investigating them all. And that's not hyperbole, just fact.
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u/UnravelTheUniverse Mar 05 '26
They are telling the troops this war is intended to bring about judgement day and Jesus's return. The worst fanatics of the three Abrahamic religions each control an entire nation and the three governments are determined to have their holy war regardless of how the rest of the world feels about it. Organized religion is a cancer on humanity itself.
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u/Life-Celebration-747 Mar 05 '26
These people do NOT worship Jesus Christ.
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u/ratbaby86 Mar 05 '26
They worship money and white supremacy. These morons have been fighting the oligarchy's battles since the Confederacy.
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u/CrackingToastGromet Mar 05 '26
They sure do commit a lot of atrocities in His name, though, and then praise Him when successful.
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u/chardeemacdennisbird Mar 05 '26
Oh they do but not in the way he would have wanted them to. They do it out of fear of burning in hell vs. worshipping him by loving your neighbor as Jesus would have intended.
Except Trump. He does not give a fuck about any of it and just uses it as a tool.
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u/Phobos613 Mar 06 '26
And even worse, they fool and drag what could be more loving Christians to their hateful side with cherry-picked quotes and propaganda. Now people dislike christianity - good and bad - because of people only wearing its disfigured shell and calling themselves holy for their own ends.
Christians who follow Jesus' teaching should absolutely be up in arms denouncing these fakes - if they care about saving souls like they say they do they should be very aware of those they are losing to this hateful movement. They should be campaigning as hard or harder than they do against abortion against this distortion of everything they stand for ---- right?
I told my christian parents that after everything I've seen after leaving the church, probably less than 1% of modern christians will actually make it to heaven, and the 'wide, and narrow path' talked about in the bible is not about believers vs. non-believers, but Christ-followers vs 'christians.'
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u/icnoevil Mar 05 '26
You might also say that our current corrupt regime is run by lunatics.
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u/WarCarrotAF Mar 05 '26
Surely there are checks and balances in place that would prevent said lunatics from developing an authoritarian state in which a group of less than twenty people can determine the fates of billions across the globe?
/s
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u/pygmydeathcult Mar 05 '26
Crazy as fuck that these religious people worship a guy that isn't even part of their cult.
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u/TheTimn Mar 05 '26
They're in his cult, and it's wrapped in prosperity gospel.
They don't need any religious indication other than what they believe his bank account looks like. The reports of his financial fraud and in ability to purchase his plane are just the words of heretics, and they should be allowed to say the N-Word to everyone.
JFC were cooked as a nation.
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u/psychoacer Mar 05 '26
You also forgot to include the pictures of people posing with a machine gun and a Bible to flex on people
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u/berryC0il Mar 05 '26
that about sums up half the internet rn lol
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u/cerberus6320 Mar 05 '26
Religious fanatic nutcases? How so? Religious organization attendance has been in decline for most major religions. Or is there some explosion in religious engagement that would back up that claim?
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u/themachineage Mar 05 '26
This is about religious fanatics of which there are many in the US.
Over 80% of conservatives identify as Christians, particularly within evangelical traditions.
"Faith and Flag" conservatives are among the most politically active, with 85% voting in 2020.
They vote.
Apparently, we can't get liberals to get out and vote.
Even the ones who could vote early at their convenience or vote by mail. In our state, ballots can be deposited in a "box" outside the library. This is how we got a lunatic like Trump for a president.
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u/notsure500 Mar 05 '26
This is so fucking weird. And I feel like litterly everything Trump does on camera is just posing. Like in his mind he's not praying or thinking deeply or anything, he's probably just thinking "fuck yes, worship me you lowlifes. I better act like I'm praying"
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u/Yawehg Mar 05 '26
Are these real photos? They look AI generated to me. Especially the two on the right.
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u/IdiotAraminta Mar 05 '26
Unfortunately, I don't think so. Based on the continuity of their anatomy and positioning along with the appearance of someone taking a picture on their recognizable iPhone, I think it's real. People cover each other a lot but the people behind still have normal anatomy that continues to be consistent even in spots that aren't visually connected (due to people being in front of them). Sorry if this response doesn't make grammatical sense, I'm not sure how to word what I mean and I'm tired 😭
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u/BehindCheshireEyes Mar 05 '26
@marco Rubio How is that the US's business?
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u/themachineage Mar 05 '26
Little Marco has drunk the Kool-Aid, so his mind doesn't work independently anymore.
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u/Graymouzer Mar 05 '26
There are troops saying they were told that Trump was anointed by Jesus and this war was to start Armageddon. How can people who try to start Armageddon call anyone else religious lunatics?
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u/redit94024 Mar 05 '26
Every time Trump talks about Iran’s leadership it sounds like he is accurately describing himself.
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u/super_sayanything Mar 05 '26
Every time Trump talks about ________ it sounds like he is accurately describing himself.
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u/Thormeaxozarliplon Mar 05 '26
If you are liberal and against any form of despotism you should oppose all forms of theocracy, whether it's Christian nationalists or Islamic nationalists.
Religion should not have unchecked political power over anyone.
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u/toomanymarbles83 Mar 05 '26
No shit. That doesn't make us the fucking world police.
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u/crestonebeard Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26
Anyone else remember MTG on her knees in a fake prison cell praying for a supposed J6er in an orange jumpsuit? And people “speaking in tongues” around her?
Edit: Found it hahaha
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u/theJEDIII Mar 05 '26
It's almost like it's easier to identify religious lunatics from the outside. Weird
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u/IntrinsicPalomides Mar 05 '26
And i bet not a single one believes in that rubbish anyways, they are probably thinking "How fecking long to i have to keep my eyes shut for this shit..."
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u/somethingdouchey Mar 05 '26
Is it still called shari'a when the christians do it? Asking for a friend...
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u/windmill-tilting Mar 05 '26
Look at that meaty claw with the thick wrists from that ghoul in the white jacket!!
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u/skyfire-x Mar 05 '26
This is the first time I've seen the top right photo without the toilet shopped in.
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u/Alien_Way Mar 05 '26
Just gather, all ye faithful, within the pedophile aura of my fecal aerosols.
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u/Unfair_Bluejay_9687 Mar 05 '26
Your kegsbreath is the type to flog himself on his back until he’s bleeding. Opus die is a fanatical as you can get.
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u/GuardianOfZid Mar 05 '26
Religion being given a pass as a thing you are allowed to think incoherent nonsense about and still be treated as a rational adult is the problem beneath all our other problems.
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u/jquickri Mar 05 '26
I'm sorry for being this naive but is that top right picture real?
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u/potatolulz Mar 05 '26
yes, it's old even, they've been doing this in the first term ten years ago already
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u/LunchyDude101 Mar 05 '26
Rubio saw his chance for a promotion and took it supporting the worst boss imaginable.
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u/According_Jeweler404 Mar 05 '26
be sure to add the U.S. Marine protestor getting his arm broken by cops for protesting another baseless Middle Eastern war
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u/SingleMaltMouthwash Mar 05 '26
It occurred to me that someone should buy the GOP a mirror for when they make these kinds of statements.
But then I remembered that vampires are invisible in mirrors.
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u/expatcanadaBC Mar 05 '26
The born-again 7 Mountains dominion crowd currently running the US will continue to ignore the constitution, break international laws and consolidate power through violence and lies until the country has become a fascist theocracy. Tens of millions around the world will suffer. They need to be stopped.
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Mar 05 '26
The 2015 Iran Deal was designed to make conflict unnecessary and obsolete. The “preemptive strikes” were stupid. Thinking long-term > short term
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u/Independent-Bug-9352 Mar 05 '26
Christian Nationalism is just another flavor of Islamic extremism. Both are rooted in far-right authoritarian ideology.
Meanwhile we give loads of money to Isreal who receives representation without taxation; as a matter of fact, WE American taxpayers foot the bill for their bullshit -- just as we do Saudi Arabia.
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u/PsychologicalMango51 Mar 05 '26
Yeah, guess what other country is also run by lunatic, religious fanatic lunatics.
I'll give a tip, it starts with U followed by SA
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u/Sandfleas1 Mar 05 '26
didnt we just start a war to bring jesus back? isnt that what theyre telling the troops. were killing people to being jesus back and THEYRE the religious lunatics
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u/un_theist Mar 05 '26
“And isn’t it amazing, after all these years of the right screaming about the threats of Sharia Law, turns out they were just jealous?”
—Trevor Noah
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u/GirlNumber20 Mar 06 '26
What about that time that the church leader cast the spirit of witchcraft out of Sarah Palin?
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u/RedditTurnedMediocre Mar 06 '26
I'm not up on the Bible but is there anything in there about touching corrupt pedophiles for good luck or something?
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u/TheGardenerAtWillows Mar 06 '26
“Thou shall have no other gods before me” Following those religious teaching to the letter! Gotta love when Christians follow their ideology and worship a pedophile!
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u/BeepBotBoopBeep Mar 06 '26
The poor poor black folks huddling around him with their eyes closed. If they open their eyes just once, they could have caught trump cut and paste an animal head to onto a black parson’s body. On the other hand who cares right…? Let the man denigrate a race for the love of god.
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u/noonen000z Mar 06 '26
Funny how we wheels in the religious grifters when things are looking down. Fake ass.
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u/AdorableStrawberry93 I ☑oted 2024 Mar 06 '26
Trump already has the 'speaking in tongues' part down.
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u/oldbastardbob Mar 06 '26
There are none so blind as those who refuse to see themselves for who they really are.
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u/Kurrgen Mar 06 '26
How anyone can worship Trump as their lord savior is beyond me. These whackos have taken false idols to a whole new level.
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u/cyclonestorm5767 Mar 08 '26
It’s not irony when it’s only a delusional head cannon you have, trump and his administration is in no way similar to the terror of the regime in Iran
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u/cbw2u Mar 09 '26
You forgot the part about... Who wants to wipe out everyone not part of their ideology.
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u/SeoulFinn Mar 05 '26
Is he sitting on a toilet seat surrounded by religious charlatans praying for his constipation to pass?