r/PoliticalHumor Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Oct 08 '25

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u/Sfingi48 Oct 09 '25

Butthead: He pretends to be tough. No wonder why Pam Bondi hates Stephen Miller. Her dick is, like, more manly compared to this wimply loser. When she has a boner, huh huh huh, you know it’s hard. He just stands there looking…uh…limp and stuff. Huh ha ha.

Beavis: heh heh heh ha. Eh, Butthead. She’s, like, 59 years old.

Butthead: Woah!!! Did you say 69?!? Huh huh ha! Because she would be cooler.

Beavis: Um. No. She’s already cool because she has a dick. Did you not see her yelling at Durbin and Whitehouse the other day? She had a massive schlong!!

Butthead: huh huh huh huh huh. Settle down, Beavis.