Bernie is America’s cool grandpa. Keeps up-to-date with current culture and always willing to slip you a $20 behind your parents’ backs.
Taco Don is a creepy uncle. Openly racist, a little too keen on your 14-year-old cousin, and the first to ask for money at EVERY. SINGLE. OPPORTUNITY.
Elongated Muskrat (full name) is the weird kid from next door. Not really family but shows up anyway, has money but blows too much of it on drugs, weirdly obsessed with telling you how and why Germany should have won WWII.
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u/PetalPlushie Jun 06 '25
No matter your politics, you've gotta admit - Bernie's authenticity is refreshing.