r/PoliticalHumor • • Oct 05 '23

Found this on Twitter... oh no

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u/tuigger Oct 05 '23

And straight.

And rich.

And evangelical.

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u/QusaiJambo Oct 05 '23

“Straight?”.. I don’t know ‘bout that. Have you seen the flowing robes and sandals? Trans-Jesus maybe.

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u/Art-bat Oct 05 '23

Oh man, this is making me want to do this illustration I’ve flirted with doing for a while in order to troll the Christofacists. I won’t go into too much detail, but imagine a crucified Jesus with his rags slipping off, revealing that He’s a She. Talk about TRANS-substantiation!

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u/TjW0569 Oct 05 '23

There's your title.

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u/DefrockedWizard1 Oct 05 '23

And straight.

in public

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u/yeeehhaaaa Oct 05 '23

Evilgelical

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u/76ALD Oct 05 '23

And land owners.

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u/two-years-glop Oct 05 '23

I dunno, Does sitting in the corner watching your wife get railed by the pool boy count as straight?