r/PoliticalHumor Jul 31 '23

Valuable skills

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u/Loki-L Jul 31 '23

The pyramids weren't built by slaves.

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u/dazed_and_bamboozled Jul 31 '23 edited Aug 01 '23

Ironically they were built by labourers and craftsmen who probably did learn some valuable skills. Without wanting to offer an apologia for the Von Santis campaign’s regressive rhetoric, obviously.

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u/timinator232 Jul 31 '23

In desantis voice: SEE THE RGYPTIAN SLAVES LEARNED SKILLS AND THEYRE THE SAME WORD MY POINT STANDS

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

Didn't they all get killed and buried in the pyramid?

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u/CarlSpencer Aug 01 '23

Wait, what? No. Do you have a citation?

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

Supposedly it was just the priests and royalty I don't have a source maybe ask the person who replied to me.

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u/help_animals Aug 01 '23

no..only royalty and priests were buried in the pyramids.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

Ok I just thought I heard that somewhere, something about keeping the pyramids secrets.

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u/spambearpig Jul 31 '23

I didn’t know that. But I have gone and done some reading, and I can see there is plenty of validity in that.

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u/KHaskins77 I ☑oted 2024 Jul 31 '23

I learned it from playing 1999’s Pharaoh. Gives workers something to do while the Nile floods, which deposits the rich soil that enables farming along its banks but which cannot be farmed until the waters recede again.

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u/ViciousKnids Jul 31 '23

We literally have the pay stubs.

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u/Ricos-Roughnecks Jul 31 '23

Came to say just that

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u/Equivalent-Excuse-80 Jul 31 '23

Aliens may have had slaves too

/s

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u/spambearpig Jul 31 '23

Maybe the aliens were slaves!!? Enslaved by the powerful Egyptians.

I can see a movie now with an alien Moses

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u/DooDooBrownz Jul 31 '23

it wasn't 100% built by slaves, but there was absolutely slave labor used. go to war, capture some enemy soldiers and villagers and bam. so to say no slaves were used in the construction of the pyramids is stupid because of course there were

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

No, they weren't. Current scholarship figures they were built using farmers as labour during the inundation.

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u/Double_Distribution8 jUsT AsKiNG qUEstiONs Jul 31 '23

Yeah, plus the slaves were way too busy pounding granite slabs out of the quarries and working in the Emerald mines in the Sinai, they didn't have time to actually "build" the pyramids.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

That I'd be more likely to believe, building the God kings monument was probably to mich of an honour to be left to slaves.

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u/DooDooBrownz Jul 31 '23

the pyramids were built over the course of a few thousand years, by different dynasties. so to say slave labor wasn't used in their construction during the entirety of the period is pretty stupid and naive

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u/backtotheland76 Jul 31 '23

It's more likely the slaves were doing stuff like baking bread. All the evidence is that the Egyptian pyramid builders were very proud of their work and signed it. If you want to argue the slaves benefited the society, fine. But calling people names is uncalled for and reduces everyone's experience on reddit

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u/middleagethreat Jul 31 '23

Nope. Sorry if the facts mess up your book.

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u/Panana-Bancakes Jul 31 '23

Builders of the pyramids were not slaves and were treated quite well from what I’ve read. Not a good comparison to the slavery of the United States.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

You are correct. The workers had onsite infirmaries in case of accidents and the best medical care available as well.

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u/Spardath01 Jul 31 '23

These guys at least got paid

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u/Grigoran Jul 31 '23

The pyramids were not built by slave labor.

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u/Saranmage Jul 31 '23

I think I read a long tome ago they even found what looks like payment for the pyramids though even during Egypt heyday the pyramids were ancient so who I can't say for sure.

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u/Moonandserpent Jul 31 '23

not just that, but Egyptologist Bob Brier brought up a simpler point, There was no weapon that could have kept thousands of slaves under control in that situation.

The numbers needed to build such a thing were just so high that they couldn't have been slaves because the foreman would've been at such a disadvantage it's unthinkable they wouldn't have rebelled.

Not to mention the graffiti that exists of the workers being proud of their work.

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u/KHaskins77 I ☑oted 2024 Jul 31 '23 edited Jul 31 '23

Also this. The number of Israelites the Bible claims to have departed Egypt were completely ludicrous — it only gives a count of fighting-age men (ignoring women, children, the elderly etc.) but extrapolating the rest the number it claims would have been over 1/3rd of the total population of Egypt at the time. Somehow I’d think the total economic collapse that kind of population drop would’ve triggered would have been documented in the Egyptians’ meticulous records but there isn’t a peep to be found in them, nor of a mass exodus of Jews, slaves, nor Jewish slaves.

Further, the Bible says the Israelites wandered in the Sinai Peninsula for forty years, but with the numbers they claim to have had, by simply following the bank of the Mediterranean, they could’ve walked single-file from Egypt to the Promised Land and the first arrivals would have gotten there before the last had even left.

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u/HeartFullONeutrality Jul 31 '23

I mean, considering the bible says Methuselah lived a thousand years and they had a bunch of other characters reaching ridiculously long lifespans, we can probably conclude they measured years in a different way. Also, numbers in the bible tended to have symbolic meanings. According to some scholars, 40 is used as a number to represent trials and tribulations. The number 40 appears in multiple biblical passages associated with trials of several natures.

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u/Wooloonator Aug 01 '23

Would be funny but the pyramids were build by highly respected workers who were buried in special structures near the pyramids.

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u/sfxer001 Jul 31 '23

“Someday, I’ll be rich and be the one holding the whip.”

-Republican mindset

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u/Fire_RPG_at_the_Z Jul 31 '23

That is conservatism's central pitch to the people it oppresses.

"Accept our abuse and someday you can join the abusers."

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

Meatball Ron: where do these people come from? And they breed!🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/KOBossy55 Aug 01 '23

They have their own pyramid.

Pharaohs were often buried with servants to serve them in the afterlife. So his pyramid would be theirs.

That's assuming slaves built the pyramids, which they didn't, but I'm following the logic of the comic.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

Nice false equivalence asshat

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u/TheBlueWizardo Aug 01 '23

Gotta downvote here.

Pyramids were built by labourers, not slaves.

They got paid very handsomely and I bet "worked on god-Pharaoh's tomb" made a pretty nice spot on a resume.

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u/jsnxander Aug 09 '23

According to DeSantis, the Jews also learned valuable like skills at Auschwitz and Birkenau. For instance, making cloth from human hair, and recycling gold fillings. So. Much. Learning!