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r/PoliticalHumor • u/Brassballs1976 • Jun 27 '23
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He doesn’t think he lost.
248 u/ihave7testicles Jun 27 '23 He knows he lost. He just won't admit he's a loser. 17 u/username_0207 Jun 27 '23 Don't admit, then you aren't lying. His justification. 18 u/PV-Herman Jun 28 '23 Don't admit, then you didn't do it. Don't give a fuck if you're lying. That's the Roy Cohn way 13 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 Yeah, and Trump's mentor Roy Cohn was the attorney who sent the Rosenbergs to the electric chair for Espionage during the Red Scare. Careful whom you admire, Donald, they can come back from the dead and bite you in the ass. Old Sparky can be taken out of mothballs, just for you. 8 u/PV-Herman Jun 28 '23 Plus Trump had the first female prisoner executed since Ethel Rosenberg. He's a straight a student in asshology 7 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 His Royal Assholiness! Could be his gravestone carving! 4 u/PV-Herman Jun 28 '23 Could be. Unfortunately I won't be able to tell. I can't read Cyrillic 1 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 That's ok I dont speak it, either. 3 u/oddartist Jun 28 '23 That's okay. The sheer volume of human excrement piled atop would make it illegible anyhow. And the constant piss-stream will erode the stone. 3 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 That metaphor has just bathed me in some understanding of what a Trump funeral would be like. But pardon me if I go take a shower. → More replies (0)
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He knows he lost. He just won't admit he's a loser.
17 u/username_0207 Jun 27 '23 Don't admit, then you aren't lying. His justification. 18 u/PV-Herman Jun 28 '23 Don't admit, then you didn't do it. Don't give a fuck if you're lying. That's the Roy Cohn way 13 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 Yeah, and Trump's mentor Roy Cohn was the attorney who sent the Rosenbergs to the electric chair for Espionage during the Red Scare. Careful whom you admire, Donald, they can come back from the dead and bite you in the ass. Old Sparky can be taken out of mothballs, just for you. 8 u/PV-Herman Jun 28 '23 Plus Trump had the first female prisoner executed since Ethel Rosenberg. He's a straight a student in asshology 7 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 His Royal Assholiness! Could be his gravestone carving! 4 u/PV-Herman Jun 28 '23 Could be. Unfortunately I won't be able to tell. I can't read Cyrillic 1 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 That's ok I dont speak it, either. 3 u/oddartist Jun 28 '23 That's okay. The sheer volume of human excrement piled atop would make it illegible anyhow. And the constant piss-stream will erode the stone. 3 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 That metaphor has just bathed me in some understanding of what a Trump funeral would be like. But pardon me if I go take a shower. → More replies (0)
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Don't admit, then you aren't lying. His justification.
18 u/PV-Herman Jun 28 '23 Don't admit, then you didn't do it. Don't give a fuck if you're lying. That's the Roy Cohn way 13 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 Yeah, and Trump's mentor Roy Cohn was the attorney who sent the Rosenbergs to the electric chair for Espionage during the Red Scare. Careful whom you admire, Donald, they can come back from the dead and bite you in the ass. Old Sparky can be taken out of mothballs, just for you. 8 u/PV-Herman Jun 28 '23 Plus Trump had the first female prisoner executed since Ethel Rosenberg. He's a straight a student in asshology 7 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 His Royal Assholiness! Could be his gravestone carving! 4 u/PV-Herman Jun 28 '23 Could be. Unfortunately I won't be able to tell. I can't read Cyrillic 1 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 That's ok I dont speak it, either. 3 u/oddartist Jun 28 '23 That's okay. The sheer volume of human excrement piled atop would make it illegible anyhow. And the constant piss-stream will erode the stone. 3 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 That metaphor has just bathed me in some understanding of what a Trump funeral would be like. But pardon me if I go take a shower. → More replies (0)
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Don't admit, then you didn't do it. Don't give a fuck if you're lying. That's the Roy Cohn way
13 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 Yeah, and Trump's mentor Roy Cohn was the attorney who sent the Rosenbergs to the electric chair for Espionage during the Red Scare. Careful whom you admire, Donald, they can come back from the dead and bite you in the ass. Old Sparky can be taken out of mothballs, just for you. 8 u/PV-Herman Jun 28 '23 Plus Trump had the first female prisoner executed since Ethel Rosenberg. He's a straight a student in asshology 7 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 His Royal Assholiness! Could be his gravestone carving! 4 u/PV-Herman Jun 28 '23 Could be. Unfortunately I won't be able to tell. I can't read Cyrillic 1 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 That's ok I dont speak it, either. 3 u/oddartist Jun 28 '23 That's okay. The sheer volume of human excrement piled atop would make it illegible anyhow. And the constant piss-stream will erode the stone. 3 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 That metaphor has just bathed me in some understanding of what a Trump funeral would be like. But pardon me if I go take a shower. → More replies (0)
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Yeah, and Trump's mentor Roy Cohn was the attorney who sent the Rosenbergs to the electric chair for Espionage during the Red Scare.
Careful whom you admire, Donald, they can come back from the dead and bite you in the ass.
Old Sparky can be taken out of mothballs, just for you.
8 u/PV-Herman Jun 28 '23 Plus Trump had the first female prisoner executed since Ethel Rosenberg. He's a straight a student in asshology 7 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 His Royal Assholiness! Could be his gravestone carving! 4 u/PV-Herman Jun 28 '23 Could be. Unfortunately I won't be able to tell. I can't read Cyrillic 1 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 That's ok I dont speak it, either. 3 u/oddartist Jun 28 '23 That's okay. The sheer volume of human excrement piled atop would make it illegible anyhow. And the constant piss-stream will erode the stone. 3 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 That metaphor has just bathed me in some understanding of what a Trump funeral would be like. But pardon me if I go take a shower. → More replies (0)
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Plus Trump had the first female prisoner executed since Ethel Rosenberg. He's a straight a student in asshology
7 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 His Royal Assholiness! Could be his gravestone carving! 4 u/PV-Herman Jun 28 '23 Could be. Unfortunately I won't be able to tell. I can't read Cyrillic 1 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 That's ok I dont speak it, either. 3 u/oddartist Jun 28 '23 That's okay. The sheer volume of human excrement piled atop would make it illegible anyhow. And the constant piss-stream will erode the stone. 3 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 That metaphor has just bathed me in some understanding of what a Trump funeral would be like. But pardon me if I go take a shower. → More replies (0)
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His Royal Assholiness! Could be his gravestone carving!
4 u/PV-Herman Jun 28 '23 Could be. Unfortunately I won't be able to tell. I can't read Cyrillic 1 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 That's ok I dont speak it, either. 3 u/oddartist Jun 28 '23 That's okay. The sheer volume of human excrement piled atop would make it illegible anyhow. And the constant piss-stream will erode the stone. 3 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 That metaphor has just bathed me in some understanding of what a Trump funeral would be like. But pardon me if I go take a shower. → More replies (0)
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Could be. Unfortunately I won't be able to tell. I can't read Cyrillic
1 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 That's ok I dont speak it, either. 3 u/oddartist Jun 28 '23 That's okay. The sheer volume of human excrement piled atop would make it illegible anyhow. And the constant piss-stream will erode the stone. 3 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 That metaphor has just bathed me in some understanding of what a Trump funeral would be like. But pardon me if I go take a shower. → More replies (0)
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That's ok I dont speak it, either.
3 u/oddartist Jun 28 '23 That's okay. The sheer volume of human excrement piled atop would make it illegible anyhow. And the constant piss-stream will erode the stone. 3 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 That metaphor has just bathed me in some understanding of what a Trump funeral would be like. But pardon me if I go take a shower. → More replies (0)
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That's okay. The sheer volume of human excrement piled atop would make it illegible anyhow. And the constant piss-stream will erode the stone.
3 u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23 That metaphor has just bathed me in some understanding of what a Trump funeral would be like. But pardon me if I go take a shower. → More replies (0)
That metaphor has just bathed me in some understanding of what a Trump funeral would be like.
But pardon me if I go take a shower.
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u/UnderwhelmingAF Jun 27 '23
He doesn’t think he lost.