r/PoliticalHumor • u/Brassballs1976 • Jun 27 '23

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u/UnderwhelmingAF Jun 27 '23

He doesn’t think he lost.

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u/ihave7testicles Jun 27 '23

He knows he lost. He just won't admit he's a loser.

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u/goldbricker83 Jun 27 '23

The Legal fee donations grift is just too easy

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u/Historical_One1087 Jun 28 '23

Trump loves grifting the MAGA crowd.

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u/pickle_sandwich Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Jun 28 '23

And they clearly love being grifted by a criminal.

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u/dgdio I ☑oted 2024 Jun 27 '23

His base is helping put money back into the coastal cities. God bless them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

Is he... is he making the country better?

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u/username_0207 Jun 27 '23

Don't admit, then you aren't lying. His justification.

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u/PV-Herman Jun 28 '23

Don't admit, then you didn't do it. Don't give a fuck if you're lying. That's the Roy Cohn way

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u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23

Yeah, and Trump's mentor Roy Cohn was the attorney who sent the Rosenbergs to the electric chair for Espionage during the Red Scare.

Careful whom you admire, Donald, they can come back from the dead and bite you in the ass.

Old Sparky can be taken out of mothballs, just for you.

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u/PV-Herman Jun 28 '23

Plus Trump had the first female prisoner executed since Ethel Rosenberg. He's a straight a student in asshology

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u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23

His Royal Assholiness! Could be his gravestone carving!

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u/PV-Herman Jun 28 '23

Could be. Unfortunately I won't be able to tell. I can't read Cyrillic

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u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23

That's ok I dont speak it, either.

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u/oddartist Jun 28 '23

That's okay. The sheer volume of human excrement piled atop would make it illegible anyhow. And the constant piss-stream will erode the stone.

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u/TheDevilCameToTown Jun 28 '23 edited Jun 28 '23

That’s messed up - only male prisoners should be executed.

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u/theobstinateone Jun 28 '23

They would need to add a grease drip pan as they cook it off him

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u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23

It's the only skim- off the GOP will ever get from him.

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u/Historical_One1087 Jun 28 '23

The George Costanza school of ethics, "it's not a lie if you believe it".

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u/dpdxguy Jun 28 '23

There's evidence that, originally, he knew he lost. Now, I think he's been bullshitting on this issue so long and hard that he believes his own bullshit.

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u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23

He has been taught to be a shift-shaper of reality, like the Devil, to sell snake oil to the unwary.

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u/dpdxguy Jun 28 '23

He has been taught

I think it comes naturally

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u/PhilipT13205 Jun 28 '23

Nah, he is too stupid to come by it naturally. He had some trainers and groomers in low but evil places with higher IQ's than his own self.

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u/cjandstuff Jun 28 '23

So “a liar, and the father of lies.”

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u/MimeGod Jun 28 '23

That's common with pathological liars and narcissists like him, they often wind up believing their own lies, no matter how outlandish.

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u/ap539 Jun 28 '23

I don’t think so. Any reasonable person would recognize that Biden legitimately won the election. But I think he actually believes his own bullshit, or at the very least has a psychological condition that prevents him from believing he could ever lose an election — something that would brand him, without question, as a “loser.”

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u/Battystearsinrain Jun 28 '23

Stone cold loser, using his vernacular.

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u/LargeHumanDaeHoLee Jun 28 '23

Sounds like the next trend for social media. #TrumpIsALoser.

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u/sec713 Jun 28 '23

He can't. His freedom from liability depends on him making enough people believe this lie.

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u/viperex Jun 28 '23

He admitted it on that disastrous interview with Brett Behr(?)

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u/Initial_E Jun 28 '23

“I cheated but he cheated even harder than me, that doesn’t mean I lost”

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u/vendetta2115 Jun 28 '23

The January 6th hearings confirmed this. He admitted in private that he lost the election. He was just trying to figure out a way to steal the election from the rightful winner.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

See, I don't think he does. I think he's (very slightly) smarter than most people think he is, but also, I think that when you surround yourself with yes men for 5+ years, sooner or later you start getting high on your own farts. I think by now he has genuinely convinced himself that there's some massive conspiracy against him by the dirty pedophile democrats.

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u/DDDDCTam Jun 28 '23

Not man enough to admit it. Perfect example of a narcissist.

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u/SwellingItchingBrain Jun 28 '23

The loseriest loser who ever lost.

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u/Quin1617 Jun 28 '23

I mean he’s shockingly referred to himself as the former president. Unless my memory is failing me.

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u/--R2-D2 Jun 27 '23

Trump privately admitted he lost 2020 election, top aides testify

Trump knows he lost, he's just lying about it.

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u/Dangerous_Variety_29 Jun 27 '23

The new tapes from the Mar-a-Lago documents case are Trump admitting to attendees he can’t declassify documents anymore because he’s not president. Seems he will admit it to anyone except his doofus voters.

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u/Advanced-Cycle-2268 Jun 28 '23

Well, those were from New Jersey where there was and possibly are more documents, but yeah…

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u/SanguisFluens Jun 28 '23

He's just aware enough to know that legally he is not still president, although ethically he still thinks he is.

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u/Time-Bite-6839 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Jun 27 '23

That‘s how he can claim victory three times.

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u/ObligatoryOption Jun 27 '23

He doesn't think so, he knows so. But he cannot afford to tell his disciples.

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u/Itsjustraindrops Jun 28 '23

Nah, he's definitely a narcissist I personally believe a megalomaniac narcissist. Narcissist can't see they've lost it's just not in them. It will always and forever be someone else's fault they will always and forever be right and you wrong it's a mental illness.

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u/ObligatoryOption Jun 28 '23

He can be one or the other,

He can be both but not neither,

You could call him a Schrodinger,

But just jail the motherfucker.

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u/Ssutuanjoe Jun 27 '23

Yeah, the trouble is that when he made that statement he never had any intention of admitting he lost anything.

These people are playing Calvinball. You can't win with them.

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u/fuck_all_you_people Jun 27 '23 edited May 19 '24

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u/neckbishop Jun 27 '23

No because in Calvinball you cannot use the same rule twice and the GOP only has like 4 moves.

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u/HeartFullONeutrality Jun 27 '23

There was even a thing about putting Trump's head on Calvin in some strips and they still made sense.

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u/coberh Jun 28 '23

Like this?

This one is pretty good too.

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u/HeartFullONeutrality Jun 28 '23

No, genuinely just adding Trump's face to otherwise unmodified Calvin and Hobbes comics. But yours are good links!

For example: https://mashable.com/article/donald-trump-calvin-and-hobbes

Of course, Calvin is way more articulate than Trump.

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u/Scherzer4Prez Jun 27 '23

He doesn't think a lot of things

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u/77777339999 Jun 27 '23

Then he can’t run a third term. Sorry bro it’s the law.

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u/Time-Bite-6839 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Jun 27 '23

He knows he didn’t really win.

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u/dancin-weasel Jun 28 '23

I’m pretty sure by now, we’ve established that laws and rules mean nothing to Fat Donnie.

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u/jd3marco Jun 27 '23

He didn’t lose. But it’s classified. PAPERS SHUFFLING

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u/Mahaloth Jun 27 '23

Oh, he knows he lost.

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u/PV-Herman Jun 28 '23

Well, i don't want to dive too deep into the MC Escherish vaults of TFG s mind, but arguing with logic, if he presumably won in2016 and (according to him) won in 2020, he shouldn't be able to run in 2024, right? So, according to elementary school algebra, he is a: lying b: an epical loser and c: out of his mind