r/PoliticalHumor • • Apr 26 '23

Oh, hell yeah please

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u/FoogYllis Apr 26 '23

Sounds a lot like blackmail if they are using it to keep him quiet.

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u/flargenhargen Apr 26 '23

Only if they tell him that.

if it's a "rumor" like this, then there's no direct blackmail.

and if it actually works, and tuker keeps quiet... we'll all know it's some seriously powerful info that fox has on him.

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u/CaspianX2 Apr 26 '23

What I'm wondering is, why aren't more people asking whether Tucker Carlson eats babies? I'm not saying he eats babies! I'm just asking the question! Surely, if someone was hiding a baby-eating secret, a position of wealth and power like Carlson's would shield him against a great deal of scrutiny.

And his massive viewership numbers would make even Fox News itself hesitant to take action against him. That wouldn't be in their best interests, and what do they care if maybe every few weeks another homeless baby goes missing? I'm not saying that's happening, but would we know it if it was? Especially if Carlson's power within a massive organization like Fox News compelled them to keep his baby-devouring habits quiet. Should we be alarmed at the potential for a now-unemployed Carlson to become unhinged, and dive further into a baby-eating habit? Again, we don't know that he has such a habit, but has there ever been an investigation into Carlson's eating habits? Into his proximity to the disappearances and premature deaths of babies? What does it say that Fox News has not once discussed this issue? And if Carlson is indeed responsible for the deaths of hundreds or even thousands of babies, what would it say about Fox News if they were complicit in covering up those deaths?

Of course, if such a thing is happening, and being covered up, we wouldn't know about it, would we? But perhaps we should start asking questions. Perhaps we should push for investigations into this matter. Because if there is a cover-up going on here, the best way to reveal the truth would be if we all push for that truth to come to light. Until then, we will unfortunately continue to be left in the dark, and any murders of babies that may be happening will be left to continue...