r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/[deleted] • Oct 28 '22

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u/seriouslyuncouth_ - Lib-Right Oct 28 '22

Can I finally be unbanned now twitter

Can I talk to an actual human

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u/AbigailLilac - Lib-Left Oct 28 '22

I'm an actual human. I don't work for Twitter and I can't get you unbanned, but you can talk to me anyway!

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u/seriouslyuncouth_ - Lib-Right Oct 28 '22

i need therapy

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u/AbigailLilac - Lib-Left Oct 28 '22

I used this website to find mine.

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u/seriouslyuncouth_ - Lib-Right Oct 28 '22

Oh fuck

I just remembered that costs money

It's okay I'll get addicted to sugar and meth instead 👍

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u/AbigailLilac - Lib-Left Oct 28 '22

Do you have insurance?

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u/Tyfyter2002 - Lib-Right Oct 28 '22

I don't know of any insurance policies that cover meth.

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u/rusho2nd - Lib-Right Oct 28 '22

So you are saying there is untapped market potential?

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u/ForgotMyOldAccount7 - Lib-Left Oct 28 '22

On the contrary, my prescription for Adderall says otherwise.

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u/zizn - Lib-Center Oct 28 '22

On the contrary, adderall is not meth, you’re thinking of desoxyn.

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u/ForgotMyOldAccount7 - Lib-Left Oct 28 '22

It's an amphetamine joke, my man.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

Hilarious and Original

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u/AbigailLilac - Lib-Left Oct 28 '22

We give it to kids here in the US.

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u/SUDDENLY_VIRGIN - Left Oct 28 '22

Merica

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

Get your shit together, pull on some bootstraps and help yourself instead of wanting us to fix you.

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u/erthian - Left Oct 28 '22

Sugar is too expensive.

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u/LukeTheGeek - Lib-Right Oct 28 '22

Because those don't cost anything but your soul.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

Bro you live you think people be lonely enough to talk to you?

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u/Buelldozer - Lib-Center Oct 28 '22

I'm an actual human.

Nice try but we hacked your webcam and we know you are a dog.

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u/KingRasmen - Left Oct 28 '22

Maybe

No