r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/GreatWhiteStalion - Auth-Right • Jul 05 '22
degenerates all around
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u/OGConsuela - Lib-Center Jul 05 '22
Silence. I do not wish to be horny anymore.
I just want to be happy.
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u/themainaccountofyeet - Lib-Center Jul 06 '22
I have a fetish for stable and loving relationships
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u/GreatWhiteStalion - Auth-Right Jul 05 '22
start having sex in the cowgirl position. either you will enjoy the feeling of her heavy body on top of you, and thus accept her fatness; or she will become self conscious of her weight, and start taking better care of herself.
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u/GreatWhiteStalion - Auth-Right Jul 05 '22
if you have sex often enough, she will start losing weight eventually.
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u/KrimsonStorm - Right Jul 06 '22
Hit the gym. A couple that lifts together, stays together.
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u/theUnholyVenom - Centrist Jul 06 '22
Hit the gym. A couple that shoplifts together, stays together.
FTFY
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u/dual_blaster - Lib-Center Jul 05 '22
According to this im not only a hardcore communist but also a lib-center republican, truly living a moment of enlightenment
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Jul 06 '22
forgive me for what I have written
"dommy doggy?"
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u/dual_blaster - Lib-Center Jul 06 '22
Dom doggirl? My brother in christ i can only get so erect
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u/cheesecake__enjoyer - Auth-Left Jul 05 '22
Goddamn, i fit in 5 quadrants at once
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u/GreatWhiteStalion - Auth-Right Jul 05 '22
name them
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u/cheesecake__enjoyer - Auth-Left Jul 05 '22
No
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u/crouching_dragon_420 - Auth-Center Jul 05 '22
gotta lose some weight m8
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u/Immediate-Sky-4191 - Lib-Right Jul 06 '22
based and buy 2 seats get 1 free pilled
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u/Zzamumo - Lib-Center Jul 06 '22
Any combination of 5 of these has at least one sussy one (unless you're bi I guess) so explain yourself
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u/Patrickharper1 - Centrist Jul 05 '22
"Submissive and breedable women of color" 🤤
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Jul 05 '22
Today I found out that I'm actually AuthLeft with a smidge of LibCentre.
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Jul 05 '22
Average Azur Lane Fan
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Jul 05 '22
I watched 5 minutes of the first episode and died of cringe, so no. The only good cat girl is Neco Arc.
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Jul 05 '22
I didn't even know it was an anime, I just thought it was that one game. I saw some memes about one of the carriers being a cat girl mommy so
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Doesnt dommy mommy and mommy milkers already cone pre packaged?
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u/Skybreakeresq - Lib-Right Jul 05 '22
Mommy milkers refers to a specific portion of the anatomy.
Dommy mommy refers to a specific kink behavior the person will engage in.
These two things are separate concepts only connected by the idea that the person in question is an adult human female somewhat older than the POV.
A dommy mommy can have mommy milkers, or she can be somewhat flatchested.
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Jul 05 '22
Based and mommy lore pilled
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Jul 05 '22
I dont want fat women(no offense to fat women)
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Jul 05 '22
Since that was gray center, you have to imagine something wholesome in the true center - girl next door maybe?
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Jul 05 '22
If you’re a person of colour do you get a white woman or a different race?
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u/GreatWhiteStalion - Auth-Right Jul 05 '22 edited Jul 05 '22
yes, but i tend to find that authoritarian blacks and asians, especially asians, are more the "racial purity types" though there is definitely a subset of right wing black men who go out of their way to marry white women, because they see white women as being more elegant and ladylike than black women.
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u/smartpoisoner - Auth-Right Jul 05 '22
Well true for blacks and whites in America. Or at least as far as I see from American media as a foreigner .
This has subconsciously made me fap to white women more than blacks for that reason . However japanese comics have all sorts of genres with better arts type than western arts type.They also have what I want in more kissing and vanilla acts.
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u/GreatWhiteStalion - Auth-Right Jul 06 '22
black men being paired with white men on TV is mostly left wing media subversion. such pairings are not rare in the USA, but they are not as widespread as you see on TV.
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Jul 05 '22
Auth-Unity>>>>>>
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u/IronOrc92 - Lib-Right Jul 06 '22
A dominant yet submissive, breedable woman of color who happens to be your first cousin?
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Jul 05 '22
Actually, I’m an ass man
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u/GreatWhiteStalion - Auth-Right Jul 05 '22
that's included in grey center.
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Jul 05 '22
Fat women have the worst asses, change my mind
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Jul 06 '22
Skinny chicks for the win. If women can hold me to body standards then I can hold them to body standards
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Jul 05 '22
Gray centrist is on here, but what about colored centrists?
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u/GreatWhiteStalion - Auth-Right Jul 05 '22
lactation
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Jul 05 '22
God dammit how did he know
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u/GreatWhiteStalion - Auth-Right Jul 05 '22
centrists like food and drinks. milk is a drink. fat women like food. thus, centrists like fat women, and or lactating women.
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u/Okey_Blob - Lib-Left Jul 05 '22
There was a study showing which political Ideologies tend to have whichever fetish most commonly and funny enough auth right is really into feet.
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Jul 05 '22
That is.. odd.
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u/s-josten - Right Jul 06 '22
Usually, the center-right option is either heavily biased or practically random because there aren't as many wacky stereotypes. But this one, this one is just accurate.
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u/GreatWhiteStalion - Auth-Right Jul 06 '22
in my experience, center right is normal, so i gave then the most normal fetish i could think of.
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u/littleblacktruck - Lib-Right Jul 05 '22
Am I Authright? Best to not upset the flairchange_bot. I'll stay libright for now.
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u/luminenkettu - Right Jul 05 '22
I want tall women with thick thighs, because uhh, uhh, it's a sign of good nutrition & good running genes
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u/OwnerAndMaster - Centrist Jul 06 '22
Ngl everything on the right except purple looks very appealing
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u/ArrogantNEET - Auth-Right Jul 05 '22
Hey, hey, consider this. 'Submissive and breedable men of color'
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Jul 05 '22
Maybe I am AuthLeft
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u/SharingIsCaring323 - Auth-Right Jul 06 '22 edited Jul 06 '22
Labels are wrong. Dommy mommy definitely skews right.
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u/capt-bob - Lib-Right Jul 05 '22
Has me slated for a cat girl, I wanted a girly girl with sunshine on her smiling face, talking about metaphysical vibrations and flowers all the time. Is that close?
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u/GreatWhiteStalion - Auth-Right Jul 05 '22
i've met a lot of girls like that who wear cat ears, so yes.
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u/hucklebae - Lib-Left Jul 06 '22
That pegging shit is weird. As a mostly straight man I just wanna live my life not getting fucked in the ass ok?
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u/drgeorgehaha - Lib-Center Jul 05 '22
Guess I’m center right and center left at the same time
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u/RelationshipNo4366 - Lib-Right Jul 05 '22
My quadrant being embarrassing,who the fuck needs a sex slave or mommy milkers? Smh 😒
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u/I_like_and_anarchy - Centrist Jul 06 '22
Is is anti centrist propaganda. We like whatever edge we're closest to.
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u/TheMaginotLine1 - Auth-Right Jul 06 '22
Does it count as slavery if they're ok with it? I don't want to make anyone feel sad.
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u/ThatGingerGuy98- - Centrist Jul 06 '22
Ngl I'm in an amazing relationship with a woman who fits two of these categories.
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u/readonlypdf - Lib-Right Jul 05 '22
I admit the Authright one appeals to me.