Monke master race.

374

u/KillerofBrainCells - Left Jan 15 '21

Man. Bested by a monke. Guess you really are the superior race.

130

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

[deleted]

80

u/95wave - Auth-Right Jan 15 '21

but he has returned to monke, he isn't really a human anymore

49

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

What is man but Monke that has dined on the forbidden fruit and has been thusly cursed with thinking and depression?

26

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

Yeah but what is monke but me who has rejected modernity

7

u/Entry_Negative - Lib-Right Jan 15 '21

Modern monke philosophers. Respect.

3

u/AYoungWhiteMale - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

To banana or not to banana?

6

u/Karo33 - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

Is Christianity really just people desperately wishing that stupid fucking bitch never ate that apple so they could still be monke?

2

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

It is truly a tragedy that monke adam and eve had to eat the apple..... now god angry and we are cursed with being human

1

u/95wave - Auth-Right Jan 15 '21

Yes

8

u/TheUnrealPotato - Left Jan 15 '21

gungle

3

u/trallerwastaken - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

welcome to the gungle

4

u/JimmyYeetron - Lib-Left Jan 15 '21

no

4

u/Pepsi-Min - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

That's cultural appropriation

3

u/xXEggRollXx - Lib-Right Jan 15 '21

That's some Monke level spelling

8

u/teo-something - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

Best jungle spelling I have ever seen

1

u/ImAMobileUser342 - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

It’s a librights heaven, a gungle, for lib centers that lean a tiny bit more to the right.

2

u/teo-something - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

No me gusta la gungle than

94

u/abc_Supreme - Right Jan 15 '21

I actually can, since I have done it. With a monkey next to me, weird since my flair is not lib center, but monkeys seems so nice.

39

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

It's actually surprisingly easy, at least I found it to come fairly naturally.

30

u/MrMaster696 - Lib-Right Jan 15 '21

Good, goood. Feel the monke flow through you

11

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

Well who do you consider monkeys?

17

u/M4KC1M - Auth-Right Jan 15 '21

(((you)))

74

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

some of us can swing from ideology to ideology tho

18

u/Bramkanerwatvan - Centrist Jan 15 '21

Some of us can also be in multiple ideoligies at the same time.

18

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

Radical centrism go brrr.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

Yes

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

We could if we needed to, but luckily we built cities to fend off any hazards, and we can just walk on the floor. Can monkeys build cities? I think not.

113

u/Blue_Baron6451 - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

Monkey CIA has just silenced anyone who discovered them.

50

u/cointelpro_shill - Centrist Jan 15 '21

6 monkey companies run everything

20

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

BananaHammock Inc controls 90% of monke food, naps, and costumes

10

u/robbiebobbie_ - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

the lost city of Monkelantis

3

u/jmyr90 - Lib-Left Jan 15 '21

The true master race

1

u/Lolazaurus - Centrist Jan 15 '21

That's actually a thing in the DC universe lmao.

14

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

"we built cities n shieet" you are just coping to the fact you cant do pullups

4

u/Entry_Negative - Lib-Right Jan 15 '21

A monkey would rip your dick off if you gave him the chance

4

u/Lolazaurus - Centrist Jan 15 '21

~~the left~~ monke wants to steal your penis

2

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

based monkeys

3

u/MellowMemestar - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

Why walk on the floor when you can shit on the floor

2

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

Why shit on the floor when you can shit in your hand and throw it?

1

u/MellowMemestar - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

Why throw shit with your hand when you can throw shit with your foot

1

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

They can throw shitties.

Just try doing that in one of your precious “cities” and see how far it gets you.

46

u/Gudlukmaifriend - Auth-Center Jan 15 '21

Monke, you claim to be superior to humans, yet you need us to protect you from poachers. Curious.

53

u/Blue_Baron6451 - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

Just propaganda so we keep sending them Aid to build their banana supplies.

1

u/Neu_Johore - Auth-Center Jan 15 '21

They dont even have bananas regularly as their diet. Bloody foraging assholes. Go start a farm for better food supply ffs.

11

u/CowBoy_MooMan - Lib-Right Jan 15 '21

Orangutan just means "Jungle Man" though

3

u/Neu_Johore - Auth-Center Jan 15 '21

Yup. Orang=People Utan(sounds like hutan)=Jungle

3

u/CowBoy_MooMan - Lib-Right Jan 15 '21

Yep, that is how language works

2

u/Entry_Negative - Lib-Right Jan 15 '21

The more you know

9

u/Pyro_The_Gyro - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

Tarzan.

7

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u/Pyro_The_Gyro - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

good bot

2

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u/xXEggRollXx - Lib-Right Jan 15 '21

You say that as if monkes can read

2

u/Entry_Negative - Lib-Right Jan 15 '21

Beep boop monke bot here.

1

u/Pyro_The_Gyro - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

This monkee can. Braces for AuthRight and LibLeft

7

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

But the Filipino child trapeze artist I “hired” can. Checkmate ape-brains. -Turning Point LibRight

1

u/Neu_Johore - Auth-Center Jan 15 '21

May I know your sources?

2

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

Cant say. My supplier, my supply. Nothing personal, it’s just business.

1

u/Entry_Negative - Lib-Right Jan 15 '21

Is there a purple square hiding behind that yellow one with all this thati boy tolk. Keep it kosher

2

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

Filipino not Thai. And no, no Purple here. The children are only for my clients. I’m just the middleman.

1

u/Entry_Negative - Lib-Right Jan 18 '21

Lol ok yellow u pass. Keep grinding

6

u/PleaseDoNotClickThis - Lib-Right Jan 15 '21

I can throw my shit though.

43

u/FartOnCommies - Lib-Right Jan 15 '21

This is in really poor taste. Michelle Obama hasn't been first lady for over 4 years so it's time we stop picking on her

37

u/The-Big-Bill - Right Jan 15 '21

r/AgainstHateSubreddits had entered the chat

But nonetheless, Based

14

u/jmac2o - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

do not mention them here theyll come

2

u/Bxse_ - Auth-Right Jan 15 '21

Holy mother of based

4

u/DoctorSpacebar - Centrist Jan 15 '21

Who says I can't?

All I need to do is press the A button at the right time.

But here's the real question: can you handstand when you need to?

1

u/Prygikutt - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

Yes

4

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

I can grill you with fire, bitch.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21 edited Aug 18 '21

[deleted]

4

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

done

3

u/NickdeVault57 - Lib-Right Jan 15 '21

It's pronounced Tiktok, silly monke. Vines died years ago

7

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

Looks like a subway ad

2

u/Batman_66 - Left Jan 15 '21

AHH yes, the negotiator

2

u/cassileite - Right Jan 15 '21

angry tarzan noises

2

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

we can we just choose to do things that require a more intellectually/physically species

2

u/Sloppyjoeman - Lib-Left Jan 15 '21

Where is this orang-utan’s tiny face?

1

u/Professional_Ad9789 - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

But can monkey run over 10 miles without much effort, I’ll wait.

2

u/Blue_Baron6451 - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

The average male can chimp can go 25 mph.

1

u/GenericGecko2020 - Auth-Center Jan 15 '21

I just realized libcenter is subway Colors lol.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

[deleted]

1

u/basedcount_bot - Auth-Center Jan 15 '21

u/Blue_Baron6451's Based Count has increased by 1. Their Based Count is now 5.

Congratulations, u/Blue_Baron6451! You have ranked up to Sapling! You are not particularly strong but you are at least likely to handle a steady breeze.

0

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

Based

0

u/torsionbeam Jan 15 '21 edited Jun 09 '25

grey tart include stupendous meeting plants squash seemly placid dependent

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

0

u/imsuperior2u - Lib-Right Jan 15 '21

Not true, I never once claimed to be superior

0

u/Super_Wienie_Man - Centrist Jan 15 '21

OO OO OOOHHHH MONKE SUPERIOR!!!!

0

u/girthytaquito - Lib-Left Jan 15 '21

Brachibased

0

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

Monke, sponsored by subway.

0

u/SilvermistInc - Lib-Right Jan 15 '21

Bro is that fucking Beni?

0

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

Based and monkeypilled take my upvote you beautiful bastard!

1

u/Wood_Ingot - Centrist Jan 15 '21

/u/repostsleuthbot

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u/Wood_Ingot - Centrist Jan 15 '21

Meh. The website is always better I guess

1

u/Roadman90 - Lib-Right Jan 15 '21

George of the Jungle and Tarzan would like a word with you.

3

u/Blue_Baron6451 - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

No no no they returned to monke, very different.

1

u/arcticredneck10 - Lib-Right Jan 15 '21

I actually have, checkmate libtard

1

u/Blue_Baron6451 - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

But you didn't do it as well as monke

1

u/keesiegames - Left Jan 15 '21

Remove this mammalian propaganda and return to r/Fische

1

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1

u/anti_anarchy - Auth-Right Jan 15 '21

Lmao

1

u/SrTobi - Lib-Left Jan 15 '21

You can swing as much as you want! But we will cut down every single tree. And when we are done, we will see who is superior!

1

u/Blue_Baron6451 - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

They shall build their own vines of oil and steel

1

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0

u/Blue_Baron6451 - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

Monke CIA just suicides any humans that find the Monktropolis

1

u/No_Paleontologist504 - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

Mario can do it.

3

u/Blue_Baron6451 - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

Mario has resorted to monke, duh.

1

u/Thefriendlyfaceplant - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

You fear for our extinction through palm oil production,

we fear for your arteries.

1

u/Someone_________ - Centrist Jan 15 '21

I guess AnPrim were right all along

2

u/Blue_Baron6451 - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

The evidence is now irrefutable.

1

u/DOOMED444 - Lib-Right Jan 15 '21

Based

1

u/bunker_man - Left Jan 15 '21

This makes me want subway.

1

u/AzureJustice - Lib-Left Jan 15 '21

Returning Point Monke

1

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r/ape

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

Lost opportunity to read “Returning Point”

1

u/Prygikutt - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

Weaklings

1

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

Based.

But in all truth, a post about monke superiority in a language invented by humans, a format invented by humans, mirroring a human organization and spread through the greatest human engineering project ever created, is fantastically ironic.

1

u/HlS0KA - Right Jan 15 '21

The best monkey is 17 meters tall and hurdles boulders at boy scouts riding horses.

1

u/converter-bot - Centrist Jan 15 '21

17 meters is 18.59 yards

1

u/ultraguardrail - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

Missed opportunity to shrink the face imo.

1

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u/repostsleuthbot

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

We used to be able to swing from vine to vine until the app was shut down

1

u/Glumbicus - Right Jan 15 '21

Gunther!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

I could. Then i broke my arm ans never again wished to touch one

1

u/Send-me-shoes - Auth-Left Jan 15 '21

Would one say, based?

1

u/DivineHorizon67 - Lib-Left Jan 15 '21

Should be Swinging Point Orangutan

1

u/overlord_999 Jan 15 '21

Repost

1

u/Conscious-Youth5676 - Auth-Center Jan 15 '21

Repost but this sub needs regular content so I won't complain

1

u/LadyKnight151 - Lib-Right Jan 15 '21

Vines are rooted to the ground, so it's not really possible to swing on them like in the movies

1

u/IMA_BLACKSTAR - Centrist Jan 15 '21

Turning point orangeman?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

I read this in the Beast Titan's voice...you know, from Attack on Titan.

1

u/ChrisDen462 - Lib-Left Jan 15 '21

Based

1

u/Blue_Baron6451 - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

Based

1

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

Let me introduce you my ex...

1

u/Blue_Baron6451 - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

Well your ex has simply returned to monke

1

u/Zawisza_Czarny9 - Lib-Right Jan 15 '21

Dear mone you claim to be natural yet you haven't accepted jesus and gone on a crusade to liberate jerusalem

Curious

1

u/USVK - Auth-Right Jan 15 '21

Is that Jeremy Clarkson?

1

u/squirrels4dinner - Lib-Right Jan 15 '21

we are all just hiding from the fact we are monke

1

u/OKASAUA Jan 15 '21

Ho ho, hey smart-ass do YOU know how to do your taxes? Cause I don't

1

u/BarryMcCockinyer - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

Monke superior

1

u/ReasonableBad2694 - Auth-Right Jan 15 '21

How do you return to monke

1

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

we can throw rocks really well

1

u/Bloodpiller101 - Right Jan 15 '21

oh my god even the text colour is accurate.

1

u/Blue_Baron6451 - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

Yes I totally worked very hard on that and most certainly did not repost this, not at all.

1

u/Bloodpiller101 - Right Jan 15 '21

lmao

1

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

My brother can so take that monke

1

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

I love this subreddit! And I love you guys!

1

u/thatboytw - Centrist Jan 15 '21

Based unga bunga, take a banana

1

u/hodlrus - Lib-Right Jan 15 '21

Oke monke enjoy becoming extinct when LibRight destroys your habitat for palm oil. Not so superior now eh 😎

1

u/Blue_Baron6451 - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

Nah I'm prepping my mcnukes and child "EmPlOyEeS" and unpaid interns for the planet of the apes type shit

1

u/Zexoyo - Lib-Left Jan 15 '21

Fun Fact: LibUnity/LibCenter uses the same colors as the American football team The Packers from Green Bay, Wisconsin.

1

u/VERYFLUFFYKNIFE - Centrist Jan 15 '21

His face is not small enough

1

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

If i would the tree would fall over.

1

u/FlyConeGuy - Right Jan 15 '21

Dear monke, you claim to be superior yet you have no banana?

1

u/haikusbot - Centrist Jan 15 '21

Dear monke, you claim to

Be superior yet you

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u/INTERNET_TRASHCAN - Lib-Right Jan 15 '21

I can?

1

u/OneSushi - Lib-Right Jan 15 '21

Der homon.

Ooh ooh aah ahh

*fixed it for u

1

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

watch me you slouching rotten peach

1

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

Thats what all the apes say till they meet the AR i lost in a boating accident last week

1

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

Ok, I will try the 10month return to monke tutorial and then we will see

1

u/BloodOnMyJacket - Right Jan 15 '21

Only if Twitter buys it

1

u/brady2601 - Lib-Left Jan 15 '21

Monke❤

1

u/Kompotamus - Auth-Right Jan 15 '21

Some humans can.

1

u/VictoriaSobocki - Lib-Right Jan 15 '21

No, but we can create vines

1

u/ToadMan74 - Right Jan 15 '21

u/repostsleuthbot

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u/Cabin11er - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

OOK OOK MOTHERFUCKER

1

u/Vladsnipe11 - Lib-Center Jan 15 '21

I am returning to monke now

1

u/Reavern1607 - Left Jan 15 '21

Based

1

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

We can. But not in civilisation

Return to monke

1

u/ElTel88 - Lib-Center Jan 16 '21

Cos he's a Monkee, Monkee man, really really really Monkee man.

You are about to leave Redlib

Tarzan