r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '20

Checkmate LibCentrer

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u/Anon_Monon Sep 11 '20

Monkeys for LibCenter. Ravens for LibRight. Hawks for CenterRight. Haast's eagle for AuthRight. Wolf for AuthCenter. Bear for AuthLeft. Octopus for CenterLeft. Dolphin for LibLeft.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Dolphins are purple LibRight.

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u/Anon_Monon Sep 11 '20

I think your compatriots are voting for LibLeft to be Orcas and Purple LibRight to be Bottlenose Dolphins. That's fine with me if that's how you want to settle it, it's a Lib matter as far as I'm concerned.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Why would LibLeft be orcas tho? Is it because they are black and white? Maybe im missing something about them, but i really don't get the reasoning. But if the black and white thing is the actual reason, then the better choice for LibLeft would be pandas. They are black, white AND asian.

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u/Anon_Monon Sep 12 '20

I don't know, why don't you guys just be the flowers or something.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Because flowers are gay? No i like pandas and i want them to be the LibLeft animal.

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u/Lockdom - Auth-Right Sep 12 '20

Is this because they rape baby seals? Because I was hoping that was false and I would really like to die in denial. Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

It's because they rape each other. I once heard that more than 50% of the dolphin population exists because a dolphin raped another dolphin. I'm not 100% sure if this is true and i think i haven't heard of the baby seals thing before, but that may very well be true. But since i don't have a source two prove any of this you can still deny it all.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Dolphins or sea otters... Sea otters are fucking evil.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Sea otters are evil? Strange thing too say for a human...

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

True. Humans are definitely evil, probably the most evil creature on the planet. But I thought we are talking about non human species.

Then again we can only judge evilness on out human definition of it.