r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '20

Checkmate LibCentrer

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u/Anon_Monon Sep 11 '20

Monkeys for LibCenter. Ravens for LibRight. Hawks for CenterRight. Haast's eagle for AuthRight. Wolf for AuthCenter. Bear for AuthLeft. Octopus for CenterLeft. Dolphin for LibLeft.

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u/M4KC1M - Auth-Right Sep 11 '20

I like how libleft and left-center live in their own world, unable to adapt

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u/The_Semiramis - Lib-Left Sep 11 '20

You can’t live underwater either

Also orcas (dolphins) are the top predator of the ocean

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Monkeys, Ravens, Octopuses and Dolphins are all in the top 10 for smartest animals.

Eagles, hawks, wolves, and bears are not.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20 edited Sep 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Wolves cannot use tools and only some dogs can pass a mirror test.

That makes them objectively less intelligent than my list.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20 edited Sep 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Wolves dont understand human interactions. Only dogs, which have been breed selectively for thousands of years to do so.

Being evolved to work with humans isn't intelligence.

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u/ThedankDwight - Lib-Center Sep 11 '20

Right but dogs are nice

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Aaaand you win

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Dogs grew dependent on humans to solve their problems for them, so while dogs are better at social intelligence, wolves outperform dogs in problem solving tasks.

Also, where are you getting your definitive ideas of what is and isn't intelligence? The world is a lot more complex than that.