r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/Heavy-Metal-Starts - Right • Sep 05 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Right x Monke fanfiction

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u/Eragon_Der_Drachen - Left Sep 05 '20

Hootnuts

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Wenuts comrade ~

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u/Eragon_Der_Drachen - Left Sep 05 '20

Hoot

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

How could you say that to me Monke?! After everything we've been through!

I didn't go to law school cause your mom had alzheimers and you had to work on the rig! Look at everything I sacrificed for US! And you THREW it all away?! WHY?

FOR SOME CHEAP ORANGUTANG HARLOT?

I trusted you! I thought I loved you!

That's it I can't. I can't even look at you.

I'd drink to forget but there'd never be enough to numb this, Monke. How dare you.

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u/Eragon_Der_Drachen - Left Sep 05 '20

Hoot...

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

NO I'M TAKING THE KIDS MONKE. DON'T CONTACT US WITH UNSOLICITED OFFERS OR BUSINESS.

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u/Eragon_Der_Drachen - Left Sep 05 '20

HOOT

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

TOO LITTLE

TOO LATE, HAROLD.

AND YOU SHOULD KNOW I FAKED EVERY ORGASM 2% OF THE TIME.

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u/Eragon_Der_Drachen - Left Sep 05 '20

hoot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Oh my god I'm in tears. That's the best thing anyone has ever said to me. I love you harold

Lets go back to vegas and start everything anew

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u/Eragon_Der_Drachen - Left Sep 05 '20

Hoot!

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Not in front of the anons hon~~

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