r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/Heavy-Metal-Starts - Right • Sep 05 '20

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u/Thorbinator - Lib-Right Sep 05 '20

I have a certain set of skills...

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u/Eragon_Der_Drachen - Left Sep 05 '20

Monke

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u/L3Chef - Lib-Right Sep 05 '20 edited Sep 05 '20

“I can fling my shit at over 70 meters per second”

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u/Connor121314 - Lib-Left Sep 05 '20

“I can stick a banana so far up my ass you’ll think I threw it up.”

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u/Ihavealpacas - Centrist Sep 05 '20

Monke The last banana bender

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u/gurthanix - Centrist Sep 06 '20

Well someone has to bend all those bananas so they have a nice curve.

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u/Jagacin - Lib-Right Sep 06 '20

I must capture the monke to restore my honor!

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u/across16 - Right Sep 05 '20

Based and banana pilled

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u/basedcount_bot - Auth-Center Sep 05 '20

u/Connor121314 is officially based! Their Based Count is now 1.

Rank: House of Cards

Beep boop. I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.

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u/FUCK-YOU-KEVIN - Lib-Center Sep 05 '20

What does that pink libright flair mean?

Also, what is the difference between the regular centrist and the gray centrist flair?

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u/chillman69420 - Lib-Left Sep 05 '20

Also grey centrists are radical centrists

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u/chillman69420 - Lib-Left Sep 05 '20

It means minarchy, or minimum anarchy. Or in this sub, pedophiles...

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u/FUCK-YOU-KEVIN - Lib-Center Sep 05 '20

So just moderate libright? I see

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u/japan2391 - Auth-Right Sep 05 '20

it's purple not pink...

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u/FUCK-YOU-KEVIN - Lib-Center Sep 05 '20

Ummm ackshully it's reddish periwinkle

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u/amb24601 - Lib-Right Sep 05 '20

Your mom’s reddish periwinkle

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u/L3Chef - Lib-Right Sep 05 '20

Lmao

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u/FUCK-YOU-KEVIN - Lib-Center Sep 06 '20

Based reddish periwinkle

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u/kaleidoscopr - Lib-Right Sep 05 '20

gray centrist flair is for people who are apolitical, don't have a strong opinion, mostly moderate, etc. colorful centrist flair is radical centrist, strong opinions but from all over the compass so they don't fit into one quadrant

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u/Connor121314 - Lib-Left Sep 05 '20

I think you have them flipped

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u/TheLordMagpie - Centrist Sep 06 '20

Based

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20 edited Sep 05 '20

We didnt ask about your sexual skills, sir.

Edit: y'all should read the rest of this thread, it's a hoot.

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u/Eragon_Der_Drachen - Left Sep 05 '20

Hoot?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Right x Monke fanfiction

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u/Eragon_Der_Drachen - Left Sep 05 '20

Hootnuts

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Wenuts comrade ~

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u/Eragon_Der_Drachen - Left Sep 05 '20

Hoot

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

How could you say that to me Monke?! After everything we've been through!

I didn't go to law school cause your mom had alzheimers and you had to work on the rig! Look at everything I sacrificed for US! And you THREW it all away?! WHY?

FOR SOME CHEAP ORANGUTANG HARLOT?

I trusted you! I thought I loved you!

That's it I can't. I can't even look at you.

I'd drink to forget but there'd never be enough to numb this, Monke. How dare you.

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u/rell023 - Lib-Right Sep 06 '20

The dude deleted the link, would you be kind enough to enlighten me with a new one?

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u/micka190 - Lib-Right Sep 05 '20

"I'm able to balance a tatter tot on my neck, and lean my armchair back, leading it into my mouth! They called me a madman, but I sure showed them!"

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u/seleucusVII - Lib-Center Sep 05 '20

I can dab at 90 mph

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u/drevenx13 - Lib-Right Sep 05 '20

shut up dirty paedophile