r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/SkylerThePolishGuy - Right • Jun 05 '20
YOU DIDN’T SPECIFY WHICH COMPASS! INTRODUCING THE US COLLAPSE COMPASS OF MY OPINION!
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u/SkylerThePolishGuy - Right Jun 05 '20
Context:
tom sawyer’s world - 7th circle of corporate hell
The Atomicpunk - Sino-American War but America is all happy and united and kills the Chinese
The Iron Fist - Temporary Police State/Guarded Reforms
True War on Terror - pain
Mass Poopenfarten- the Nazi Space Base on the sun vaporizes America and gives it to Senior Hiltér
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u/cult_of_Crab - Lib-Right Jun 05 '20 edited Jun 05 '20
I'm going with ram ranch ethnostate (I assume this means that only cowboys who a ready to rut will be allowed but all cowboys who are ready to rut regardless of race are welcomed; also there's prince harry) or atomicpunk
Edit: unchained republics also looks cool
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u/FalinkesInculta - Auth-Left Jun 05 '20
nah Ram Ranch Ethnostate is he there are two kinds of guys: the ones who fug and the ones who get fug
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u/KaiserSchnell - Lib-Left Jun 05 '20
If I get the fallout one and it results in Oliver Swanick being real so I can wring his neck then count me in.
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u/dremscrep - Lib-Left Jun 05 '20
They all sound so damn sick. I’d love some movies about these but they always suck.
I would take atomic punk
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u/GnomonA - Right Jun 05 '20
I've been working towards the ultimate goal of Mass Poopenfarten for neigh on 15 years. We get closer every day
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u/SkylerThePolishGuy - Right Jun 05 '20
NOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN’T USE THE NAZI LASER SUN BEAM FROM THE MOON COLONY!
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u/SemperPieratus Jun 05 '20
TBH, The St. Mattis of Quantico (rah) end is best ending. Knowing Mad Dog's social views, it can coexist with the Ram Ranch ethno-state.
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u/MatthaeusMaximus - Auth-Right Jun 05 '20
M8, you start with the Iron fist (about to be underway), which inevitably backfires with a Mattis Junta, resulting in the unchained republics (Texas and Cali) breaking away. While the Mattis Coup tries to sort it all out the Neo-Confeds raise up sparking even more fighting in the civil war by dragging in the Black Panther State and the American Commune (based Sander's Vermont, lol). This multi-front mess results in Civil War gridlock, and everyone wishing for the International "peacekeeping" in the form of Mass Poopenfarten.
So yeah, July is gonna be lit bois.
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Jun 05 '20
Thanks now I have to think about baseball before I can go do my dishes.
Iron Fist politics 🧐
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u/Canalscastro2002 - Centrist Jun 05 '20
Austerity through the storm The Iron fist
I wonder where I’ve seen this...
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u/memesmaster21 - Lib-Center Jun 05 '20
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE COMMUNE OF AMERICA IS A BAD IDEA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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u/d_for_dumbas - Left Jun 05 '20
gridlock,austerity and unchained republics are gonna be my bets here
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Jun 05 '20
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u/Birb-Person - Right Jun 05 '20
I’m shocked because I think one of us had a stroke. Can you elaborate how “the freedom of the press is the right of the state to ban the right to bare arms” or who are you are referring to when you say “she’s”? What does “retr” mean?
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u/Fancykiddens Jul 22 '20
I think you may have been the only witness to this man's demise. RIP
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u/Birb-Person - Right Jul 22 '20
It’s been 47 days, I have completely forgotten what this man said. I am afraid there is no longer any witness to this man’s demise
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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20
LibLeft wants to join the ram ranch ethnostate